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Karyn
@conundrumk.bsky.social
Mainer, obsessed gardener, ADHD crafter, former L&D RN, pro-abortion, queer 🏳️‍🌈 she/her
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The emergence of Claude, who survives winter by having a grandma who knits:
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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sometimes at night when I’m trying to sleep, I’ll close my human eyes & look through bird eyes

birds can see the electromagnetic field of the earth

so as wind hits my feathers in shivers, ribbons explode from the east, from the west, one way to food, another to water, another to my wife, to home
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Listen, I finished the slightly complicated (for me) armhole decreases on the vest I’m knitting AND cleaned my humidifier. I kicked Sunday’s ass!
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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the idea that a handful of conservative legal scholars have an understanding that should supersede a settlement affirmed my generations of american is astoundingly arrogant, and the idea that trump — or any president — can unilaterally overturn that settlement is just despotism
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Day 4 of #ArtAdventCalendar: One of my favourite wildlife encounters of the year was watching this Black Bear nursing her cub in Waterton Lakes National Park, Canada. #wildlife
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Great reporting and a knockout final line:

“Not long after, as the sun was going down, an SUV with tinted windows and an out-of-state license plate was seen barreling down a nearby street. It was followed closely by three cars, with drivers laying on their horns and whistling.”
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I just remembered I’m getting an induction hot plate soon. I’m so excited! I can have scrambled eggs whenever I want! I could stir fry something! Hell, I could make creme anglaise! The world? My oyster.
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I have a very velcro-like brain for words & accents, which is a bit of a problem when mixed with how much British media I consume.

The latest issue is that I cannot stop saying ‘hob’ when I mean ‘stovetop’. Not helped by ‘hob’ just being a great word.
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.

A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.

If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Trump’ll be at 15% approval & these consultant-piloted dipshits will still be trying to win over phantom centrists.
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I do want to note three things that have happened in the wake of what ACIP is becoming to hopefully put some panicked nerves at ease.

1.) The American Association of Pediatrics is publishing their own schedule that matches the one before this goat rodeo.
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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After cyber Monday, it's untangle Tuesday, where we're meant to spend a few hours untangling cords. Then comes will-o'-the-wisp Wednesday, where floating lights will lead us to sale items. Thrall Thursday is when we all follow the orders of the Bone Lord and help with construction of the Bone Tower.
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It feels particularly chaotic in here tonight so I am going to go back to watching vlogs where someone talks to me about knitting & baking in a lovely Irish accent.
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Open the app, take a look around, everything’s on fire again:

“Thinking of becoming a porridge gal. Loved that shit as a kid & thinking of taking it up again. Yep. Yeppers. Mmm-hmm.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My car door is sealed shut in that ‘you need to run the car for a half hour before you can open the door to start the car’ way.

Which I might bother to work on if my lane wasn’t a glacier in that ‘did I just see a mammoth go by’ way.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
One of the many terrible things about our failing healthcare system is the nightmare of scheduling things & the even worse nightmare of rescheduling.

A properly staffed & resourced system would mean I could cancel my mammo today & not add ‘boob crushing’ to a migraine situation.
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Today’s mammogram/ultrasound extravaganza will be made more exciting by a simultaneous game of Migraine Chicken, the game you always lose, but ‘how badly’ is up for grabs!
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Today was kinda shitty, but at least tomorrow I…get to dig myself out of a slushy mess first thing in the morning so I can get a mammogram & ultrasound? Yay?
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Massive cheese recall! It’s a lot of shredded cheese sold under store brands so please check carefully.

www.allrecipes.com/cheese-recal...
FDA Announces Recall on More Than 1.5 Million Bags of Cheese for Potential Metal Contamination
The U.S. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has announced a cheese recall impacting more than a million bags of shredded cheese. The recalled cheese was produced by Great Lakes Cheese Co. Inc. and may b...
www.allrecipes.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Highly recommend anyone neurodivergent blocks this nasty, ableist bitch who likes to spew a bunch of MAHA bullshit about ADHD medication:

@alidaantonia.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Hey, it’s Giving Tuesday! Want to help kids all over the world? Clubfoot is one the most common birth differences, affecting 1 in 1000 babies. Including mine! This is Margot in her brace. Clubfoot can be fixed with simple casts and braces, but the costs add up. Enter Miracle Feet www.miraclefeet.org
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Today started off well & I was feeling positive & motivated & things have devolved into ‘do I have any poop emoji stickers?’

Other people are a fucking hazard to my mental health sometimes.
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Aw dang! I wish I’d known there was a Penzey’s advent calendar. Someday I’ll get my act together in time & actually get one of these things - they seem like fun!
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM