CoolPurpleBass
@coolpurplebass.bsky.social
Once-aspiring bassist (Ret.). I can fix your printer. Gaming enthusiast. VR enjoyer. Depressionista. Your mom wants you to use alt text.
he/him/54
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ngl.link
Let's switch it up: send me anon msgs and I'll ignore them
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February 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The masculine urge to sit in the middle of the living room floor and eat an entire sheet cake with my bare hands
as one does
as one does
February 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The masculine urge to sit in the middle of the living room floor and eat an entire sheet cake with my bare hands
as one does
as one does
Let's switch it up: send me anon msgs and I'll ignore them
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
February 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Let's switch it up: send me anon msgs and I'll ignore them
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Still recovering after a busy week away from home. A perfect day for gaming 🎮
Completed Chants of Sennaar 👏 IT’S SO GOOD!! Definitely recommend it if you enjoy puzzles & can play it all in one sitting (or have better memory than me lol) A fantastic experience 🥹🥹
Completed Chants of Sennaar 👏 IT’S SO GOOD!! Definitely recommend it if you enjoy puzzles & can play it all in one sitting (or have better memory than me lol) A fantastic experience 🥹🥹
February 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Still recovering after a busy week away from home. A perfect day for gaming 🎮
Completed Chants of Sennaar 👏 IT’S SO GOOD!! Definitely recommend it if you enjoy puzzles & can play it all in one sitting (or have better memory than me lol) A fantastic experience 🥹🥹
Completed Chants of Sennaar 👏 IT’S SO GOOD!! Definitely recommend it if you enjoy puzzles & can play it all in one sitting (or have better memory than me lol) A fantastic experience 🥹🥹
Watching people play games on YouTube bc I don't have the spoons to play a game myself 😮💨
February 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Watching people play games on YouTube bc I don't have the spoons to play a game myself 😮💨
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Sorry I didn’t applaud your work anniversary, I don’t cheer for prison sentences.
February 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Sorry I didn’t applaud your work anniversary, I don’t cheer for prison sentences.
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(Guy who eats CDs) you can have your Cake and eat it too
February 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
(Guy who eats CDs) you can have your Cake and eat it too
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To: [email protected]
From: Me
RE: What did you do last week?
1. Rode with MCA to the border
2. Escaped the sheriff for what I did to his daughter
3. I did it like this
4. I did it like that
5. I did it with a wiffle ball bat
From: Me
RE: What did you do last week?
1. Rode with MCA to the border
2. Escaped the sheriff for what I did to his daughter
3. I did it like this
4. I did it like that
5. I did it with a wiffle ball bat
February 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
To: [email protected]
From: Me
RE: What did you do last week?
1. Rode with MCA to the border
2. Escaped the sheriff for what I did to his daughter
3. I did it like this
4. I did it like that
5. I did it with a wiffle ball bat
From: Me
RE: What did you do last week?
1. Rode with MCA to the border
2. Escaped the sheriff for what I did to his daughter
3. I did it like this
4. I did it like that
5. I did it with a wiffle ball bat
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Dear Manager:
1.To the left
2.Take it back now y'all
3.One hop this time
4.Right foot lets stomp, Left foot lets stomp
5.Cha cha now y'all
1.To the left
2.Take it back now y'all
3.One hop this time
4.Right foot lets stomp, Left foot lets stomp
5.Cha cha now y'all
Dear Manager:
1. For the money
2. For the show
3. To get ready
4. Go cats go
5. Let’s rock!
1. For the money
2. For the show
3. To get ready
4. Go cats go
5. Let’s rock!
Dear Manager:
1. I got knocked down
2. But I got up again, you're never gonna keep me down
3. I got knocked down,
4. But I got up again, you're never gonna keep me down
5. Pissing the night away.
1. I got knocked down
2. But I got up again, you're never gonna keep me down
3. I got knocked down,
4. But I got up again, you're never gonna keep me down
5. Pissing the night away.
February 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Dear Manager:
1.To the left
2.Take it back now y'all
3.One hop this time
4.Right foot lets stomp, Left foot lets stomp
5.Cha cha now y'all
1.To the left
2.Take it back now y'all
3.One hop this time
4.Right foot lets stomp, Left foot lets stomp
5.Cha cha now y'all
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It's no surprise to me I'm am a sea anemone, cuz every now and then i sting the living shit out of me
February 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It's no surprise to me I'm am a sea anemone, cuz every now and then i sting the living shit out of me
It's 5PM. I have slept nearly all day. Whyyyyyyyy 😭
February 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's 5PM. I have slept nearly all day. Whyyyyyyyy 😭
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The best format to listen to alternative rock on
What is a CD?
February 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The best format to listen to alternative rock on
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Remember, it’s thick AND pretty, not thick BUT pretty 😉
February 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Remember, it’s thick AND pretty, not thick BUT pretty 😉
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For any Canadians that are registered to vote in the leadership race, verifying your identity on the Canada post app is easy.
I do recommend saying you don’t have a passport cause I could get the NFC to capture from the passport
I do recommend saying you don’t have a passport cause I could get the NFC to capture from the passport
February 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
For any Canadians that are registered to vote in the leadership race, verifying your identity on the Canada post app is easy.
I do recommend saying you don’t have a passport cause I could get the NFC to capture from the passport
I do recommend saying you don’t have a passport cause I could get the NFC to capture from the passport
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romantic trombone solo sheet music
February 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
romantic trombone solo sheet music
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Tried to explain “Domain Expansion” from Jujutsu Kaisen to my wife and immediately ended up sounding like the crazed scientist at the beginning of a 90’s sci-fi movie
February 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tried to explain “Domain Expansion” from Jujutsu Kaisen to my wife and immediately ended up sounding like the crazed scientist at the beginning of a 90’s sci-fi movie
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Idk if your entire movement’s MO is harassing devs and journos and spewing hate and you mock anyone who points that out and still think you’re justified in your horrifically antisocial and cruel behavior, maybe you can’t be rehabilitated as a human and you’re stuck like that.
February 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Idk if your entire movement’s MO is harassing devs and journos and spewing hate and you mock anyone who points that out and still think you’re justified in your horrifically antisocial and cruel behavior, maybe you can’t be rehabilitated as a human and you’re stuck like that.
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Last chance to enter the giveaway for Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered (Switch NA eShop)
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 NA eShop (Switch) codes for Tomb Raider IV–VI Remastered courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends Feb 23rd, 6 PM PT.
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February 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Last chance to enter the giveaway for Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered (Switch NA eShop)
Call me crazy (everyone else does) but I just don't think a $3 plastic 2-quart pitcher should have an anti-theft sticker on it
February 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Call me crazy (everyone else does) but I just don't think a $3 plastic 2-quart pitcher should have an anti-theft sticker on it
I have a suggestion: revoke his citizenship and give it to meeeeeeeeeee
Thousands sign petition asking government to remove Elon Musk's Canadian citizenship | CBC News
Thousands of people have electronically signed a parliamentary petition calling for revocation of Elon Musk’s Canadian citizenship, citing his role in the Trump administration, which is pointedly thre...
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February 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I have a suggestion: revoke his citizenship and give it to meeeeeeeeeee
Slept very late today (until noon) so I ended up skipping my happy pill and oh boy huge tactical error
February 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Slept very late today (until noon) so I ended up skipping my happy pill and oh boy huge tactical error
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This idea still has legs
New business proposal:
SpaceX Invaders
Like the arcade game, but you get to shoot down Starlink satellites in real time.
Anyone got any military contacts for the hardware?
SpaceX Invaders
Like the arcade game, but you get to shoot down Starlink satellites in real time.
Anyone got any military contacts for the hardware?
February 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This idea still has legs
AMD 9070 series pricing, calling it right now:
9070: $499
9070 XT: $599
Official reveal this Friday 2/28/25
9070: $499
9070 XT: $599
Official reveal this Friday 2/28/25
February 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
AMD 9070 series pricing, calling it right now:
9070: $499
9070 XT: $599
Official reveal this Friday 2/28/25
9070: $499
9070 XT: $599
Official reveal this Friday 2/28/25
"Don't put in the paper that I was mad"
February 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Don't put in the paper that I was mad"