Cooter
@cooters.bsky.social
Atlanta, beer, urbanism, trees, baseball, farmer’s back pain. “authoritative whimsy”
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Cooter
@cooters.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Please be patient with me I am very, very high
Do NOT underestimate me!
It’s mean and it makes me do worse!
It’s mean and it makes me do worse!
December 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Do NOT underestimate me!
It’s mean and it makes me do worse!
It’s mean and it makes me do worse!
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13 people were killed, dozens injured, and hundreds of cars were damaged in a catastrophic Georgia incident called: "we've built everything around cars and that was a mistake."
Condolences to all, especially those dealing with death. We deserve a safer future.
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
Condolences to all, especially those dealing with death. We deserve a safer future.
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
GSP reports hundreds of traffic crashes, dozens of injuries during holiday travel weekend
The Georgia Department of Public Safety said it had responded to hundreds of crashes across Georgia.
www.wsbtv.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
13 people were killed, dozens injured, and hundreds of cars were damaged in a catastrophic Georgia incident called: "we've built everything around cars and that was a mistake."
Condolences to all, especially those dealing with death. We deserve a safer future.
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
Condolences to all, especially those dealing with death. We deserve a safer future.
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
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i regret to report this is literally a dell ad campaign
December 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i regret to report this is literally a dell ad campaign
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will also add - yes, this is my personal crusade - that turning podcasts into videos implicitly asks women to once again make more effort than men, as the bar for "camera-ready" for one gender is obviously higher than for the other
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
From Joe Marler’s visual-only stunts to the incomprehensible shuffling sounds Steven Bartlett recently subjected headphone users to, dodgy audio experiences are on the rise
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
will also add - yes, this is my personal crusade - that turning podcasts into videos implicitly asks women to once again make more effort than men, as the bar for "camera-ready" for one gender is obviously higher than for the other
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four loko killed ZERO PEOPLE and they banned it, but ChatGPT is out here killing people who just want help with school and they get billions of dollars
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
74 suicide warnings and 243 mentions of hanging: What ChatGPT said to a suicidal teen
Analysis of high-schooler Adam Raine’s ChatGPT account by attorneys for his parents shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
four loko killed ZERO PEOPLE and they banned it, but ChatGPT is out here killing people who just want help with school and they get billions of dollars
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
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innovative new ways to get divorced
“‘They represent something far bigger than just a police car,’ Sheriff Kevin McMahill said at a recent press conference showcasing the vehicles. ‘They represent innovation.’”
How Las Vegas police ended up with a fleet of free Tesla Cybertrucks
Mysterious donors gave a fleet of 10 of the vehicles – which have had a number of recalls – to the police earlier this year
www.theguardian.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
innovative new ways to get divorced
Eating an entire quart thing of leftover peking duck, dipping it in hot honey, thinking things can be alright
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Eating an entire quart thing of leftover peking duck, dipping it in hot honey, thinking things can be alright
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This is a really funny fact to cite because Dickens has implemented in Atlanta ZERO of the recommendations of this National task force he chaired.
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is a really funny fact to cite because Dickens has implemented in Atlanta ZERO of the recommendations of this National task force he chaired.
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
We really don’t need to do “Landslide” again. Let it rest.
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
We really don’t need to do “Landslide” again. Let it rest.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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I feel like john candy as orson welles
December 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I feel like john candy as orson welles
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jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
![. . . very cooperative, but the police at that point had to let [redacted] know that what she had done that she could be facing charges.
Q And that was after they had told her earlier that she didn't need an attorney present, correct?
A Exactly.
Q Okay. So this happens to her with the Palm Beach Police Department and did the Palm Beach Police actually present or propose charging [redacted]?
A They did get a probable cause affidavit against [redacted].
Q And is that why Ms. [redacted] and her attorney were concerned about her testimony here?
A Yes.
Q Now was a subpoena issued for Ms. [redacted] on behalf of this grand jury?
A Yes, it was.
Q And before Ms. [redacted] would comply with that, did she -- did her attorney request some sort of order?
A Yes.
Q And what did he ask for?
A He asked for immunity for [redacted].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eoss3vmzem55cm5kuddhdmwn/bafkreiariijffjjrgfh26o22jjr76pwprinvnbpkcho5lyi2sucfbqlooy@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
Toledo plays with the Light of God
December 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Toledo plays with the Light of God
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The fact that the building now says "The Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts" makes it sound like Trump's dead
December 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The fact that the building now says "The Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts" makes it sound like Trump's dead
I’m telling you it’s a special feeling when your wife looks you in the eyes and says “let’s stop by the store on the way home to get stuff for biscuits and gravy”
December 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m telling you it’s a special feeling when your wife looks you in the eyes and says “let’s stop by the store on the way home to get stuff for biscuits and gravy”
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Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.
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Look if we just go around beating the absolute shit out of social media assholes there’s bound to be some sort of long-term theoretical negative externality or something
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Look if we just go around beating the absolute shit out of social media assholes there’s bound to be some sort of long-term theoretical negative externality or something
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
Anyway be careful out there Nate Silver
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2 loathsome internet personalities got their shit rocked inside of a ring within 24 hours, God bless us all and God bless the United States of America
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
2 loathsome internet personalities got their shit rocked inside of a ring within 24 hours, God bless us all and God bless the United States of America
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to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
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This cat thinks he's a present. 🎁🎄
December 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This cat thinks he's a present. 🎁🎄