Corycm
@corycm.bsky.social
Hatbird. That guy you know from that place. I like records and music and stuff.
Thank you.
[GLEN enters, crosses to center of room, flips folding chair around, sits in it backwards and rolls up his sleeves]
“We’re not doing this again this year. Any of it. Your takes on DIE HARD, “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” “The Little Drummer Boy,” Hallmark movie cliches, they’re done. They’re over. Stop.
“We’re not doing this again this year. Any of it. Your takes on DIE HARD, “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” “The Little Drummer Boy,” Hallmark movie cliches, they’re done. They’re over. Stop.
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Thank you.
If you enjoy a gong at the symphony, you’re gonna love Giant Goddamn Mallet.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
If you enjoy a gong at the symphony, you’re gonna love Giant Goddamn Mallet.
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when contemplating whether to participate in news cycle chatter* it's good to ask "might I more fruitfully spend my keystrokes reminding people that wolves are cool and badass"
*not gonna call it "discourse" I'm reclaiming discourse for undergrad semioticians
*not gonna call it "discourse" I'm reclaiming discourse for undergrad semioticians
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
when contemplating whether to participate in news cycle chatter* it's good to ask "might I more fruitfully spend my keystrokes reminding people that wolves are cool and badass"
*not gonna call it "discourse" I'm reclaiming discourse for undergrad semioticians
*not gonna call it "discourse" I'm reclaiming discourse for undergrad semioticians
Ooooh. It’s a @themountaingoats.bsky.social mail day.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ooooh. It’s a @themountaingoats.bsky.social mail day.
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I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.
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this guy was right five years ago
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
this guy was right five years ago
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The oracle said to me, "Strive always and never falter, for it is your destiny to be the king of stupid shit." And so I did, and the oracle spake false not, for now my destiny is upon me
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The oracle said to me, "Strive always and never falter, for it is your destiny to be the king of stupid shit." And so I did, and the oracle spake false not, for now my destiny is upon me
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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the one you want to read a todd snider obit from is @marissarmoss.bsky.social
www.dontrocktheinbox.com/something-go...
www.dontrocktheinbox.com/something-go...
Something good comes along, then it’s gone: Farewell, Todd Snider.
When I moved to East Nashville in 2012, legend had it that if you wanted to find Todd Snider, all you had to do was go to Drifter’s BBQ in Five Points, and he’d be there at the bar. Nashville always h...
www.dontrocktheinbox.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
the one you want to read a todd snider obit from is @marissarmoss.bsky.social
www.dontrocktheinbox.com/something-go...
www.dontrocktheinbox.com/something-go...
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again for no other reason than it’s currently being pumped into my ear holes: Knapsack was so wildly underrated. These dudes need to get back together for a new album.
Knapsack - Shape Of The Fear
YouTube video by GetAddicted1
youtu.be
October 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again for no other reason than it’s currently being pumped into my ear holes: Knapsack was so wildly underrated. These dudes need to get back together for a new album.
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Well this one is a 1 + 1 recipe for insta-subscribe.
Peabody Award-winning journalist Jad Abumrad is back with a new podcast series Fela Kuti: Fear No Man, investigating the icon's creation of Afrobeats and his fight against oppression. n.pr/47wArzy
'Fela Kuti: Fear No Man' podcast explores the icon's music and activism
Peabody Award-winning journalist Jad Abumrad is back with a new podcast series Fela Kuti: Fear No Man, investigating the icon's creation of Afrobeats and his fight against oppression.
n.pr
October 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Well this one is a 1 + 1 recipe for insta-subscribe.
This lady was a real treasure.
Susan Stamberg, an original National Public Radio staffer who went on to become the first U.S. woman to anchor a nightly national news program, has died. n.pr/4qjVMDS
NPR 'founding mother' Susan Stamberg has died
Susan Stamberg, an original National Public Radio staffer who went on to become the first U.S. woman to anchor a nightly national news program, has died.
n.pr
October 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This lady was a real treasure.
This SUGAR reuniting for a new song/tour/etc is the best thing to happen in my world today.
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This SUGAR reuniting for a new song/tour/etc is the best thing to happen in my world today.
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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
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tiny the rat has upended the turtle/pirate binary system
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
tiny the rat has upended the turtle/pirate binary system
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so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist
October 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist
You can’t park a food truck offering meatball subs outside my office at lunch and reasonably expect me to do anything for the remainder of the day.
October 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You can’t park a food truck offering meatball subs outside my office at lunch and reasonably expect me to do anything for the remainder of the day.
I can’t believe it took this long, but at last an @effinbirds.com yahtzee.
October 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I can’t believe it took this long, but at last an @effinbirds.com yahtzee.
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if I haven't been fucking around, then why do I keep finding out
October 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
if I haven't been fucking around, then why do I keep finding out
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(solemnly) You've had mail.
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
(solemnly) You've had mail.
Friends, I regret to inform you that I, like, WAY over-caffeinated myself today. I can no longer see time and quit racing hummingbirds but now I’m just awake and my guts are kind of vibrating.
September 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Friends, I regret to inform you that I, like, WAY over-caffeinated myself today. I can no longer see time and quit racing hummingbirds but now I’m just awake and my guts are kind of vibrating.
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
It’s @vandoliers.bsky.social day in Des Moines for those who celebrate.
September 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It’s @vandoliers.bsky.social day in Des Moines for those who celebrate.