Cosmoid
@cosmoid.bsky.social
I have an unhealthy knowledge of interactive media and video games. I enjoy hitting people with swords as a hobby.
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It’s Friday Baby so you know what that means that’s right time to make sure we’re Hunkin it Dumb Boy style in that DooDad Dumb way only the Real heads can
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It’s Friday Baby so you know what that means that’s right time to make sure we’re Hunkin it Dumb Boy style in that DooDad Dumb way only the Real heads can
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
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Good morning fellow citizens of the Galactic Republic.
February 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Good morning fellow citizens of the Galactic Republic.
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I’m A Long-Time Moderate. I’m Sorry It Has Come To This, But How Many Emails With Pronouns In The Signature Could I Be Expected To Endure?
Tomorrow in the NYT
Tomorrow in the NYT
February 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m A Long-Time Moderate. I’m Sorry It Has Come To This, But How Many Emails With Pronouns In The Signature Could I Be Expected To Endure?
Tomorrow in the NYT
Tomorrow in the NYT
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We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
February 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
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Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time
January 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time
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Glad to see @pcgamer.com giving gamers good advice
January 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Glad to see @pcgamer.com giving gamers good advice
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(cold calling a chef)
I have an idea for a new flavor of ravioli. You make it and sell it in your restaurant and we’ll split the profits 50/50
I have an idea for a new flavor of ravioli. You make it and sell it in your restaurant and we’ll split the profits 50/50
January 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
(cold calling a chef)
I have an idea for a new flavor of ravioli. You make it and sell it in your restaurant and we’ll split the profits 50/50
I have an idea for a new flavor of ravioli. You make it and sell it in your restaurant and we’ll split the profits 50/50
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Lost Jackie Chan movie where in the very beginning an angry witch transforms him into a wooden chair, the entire movie consists of a normal looking wood chair levitating about mid air and hitting bad guys.
He's only on screen for one minute, and has only one line of dialogue
He's only on screen for one minute, and has only one line of dialogue
January 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Lost Jackie Chan movie where in the very beginning an angry witch transforms him into a wooden chair, the entire movie consists of a normal looking wood chair levitating about mid air and hitting bad guys.
He's only on screen for one minute, and has only one line of dialogue
He's only on screen for one minute, and has only one line of dialogue
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Not just buttered noodles, but buttered wide egg noodles.
January 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Not just buttered noodles, but buttered wide egg noodles.
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Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)
January 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)
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Few know how the genre started out
January 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Few know how the genre started out
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January 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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I'm not smelling sex and candy so much as a metallic odor mingled with burnt toast
January 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I'm not smelling sex and candy so much as a metallic odor mingled with burnt toast
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one day i'll hit refresh and see one specific piece of news so good that it'll burn my dopamine receptors out completely
January 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
one day i'll hit refresh and see one specific piece of news so good that it'll burn my dopamine receptors out completely
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if movie theaters are really dedicated to commemorating David Lynch they should do screenings of all of the episodes of THE CLEVELAND SHOW he appeared in
January 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
if movie theaters are really dedicated to commemorating David Lynch they should do screenings of all of the episodes of THE CLEVELAND SHOW he appeared in
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Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.
January 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.
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Bro please end the meeting bro please end the fucking meeting bro please
January 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bro please end the meeting bro please end the fucking meeting bro please
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Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.
January 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Absolutely batshit you can watch on live TV a rotting whale eating, bear corpse vandalizing, brainworm eaten, anti-science sex pest who drove an ex wife to suicide & looks exactly like corrupted Leland Palmer from Twin Peaks & sounds like Megatron auditioning to be head of America’s healthcare.
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There's a scene in LOST where Locke wants to do something and Ben tells him it has to wait because Mikhail has an issue that needs dealing with first, and Locke's response is to simply beat Mikhail unconscious. I'm a pretty pacifist sort, but this is a novel way to deal with an inconvenience.
January 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
There's a scene in LOST where Locke wants to do something and Ben tells him it has to wait because Mikhail has an issue that needs dealing with first, and Locke's response is to simply beat Mikhail unconscious. I'm a pretty pacifist sort, but this is a novel way to deal with an inconvenience.
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people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain
January 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain
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