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i love my wife (@phatvsauce.bsky.social)
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January 16, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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long horse sighting, motive unclear
January 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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people hurtin people dyin
jerma vinny northernlion
December 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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January 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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my #$WIFE took all my #$APES in the #$DVRCE I'm going to #$KMS
Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks.

Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!
January 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
Wikipedia is 25 today.
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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POV: the last thing you see
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Reading the Communist Manifesto the way Marx and Engels intended
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Support Dilbart instead (he’s not racist)
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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People on here are so evil. It's not "nice" that Scott Adams died at 68. It would only be "nice" if he was 69. Because 69 is the funny sex number.
NEW YORK (AP) — Scott Adams, the 'Dilbert' cartoonist who ridiculed office life and was later dropped for racist remarks, dies at 68.
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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I’m fucking crying
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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sure. fuck it. why not. replace dog-hump.gif. nothing fucking matters
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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guys it's not funny ok. it's not fucking funny to say that scott adams opened his goon email and played with his lil dilbert so much he died from a heart attack it's not funny
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.

www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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(pointing at mega emboar) 🫵 thats my chud emperor right there. 1 billion pokemon crushed under the might of the heavenly king's heat crash
Serebii Update: Official artwork of Mega Emboar, Mega Excadrill, Mega Scolipede & Mega Scrafty

serebii.net
January 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Genuinely just happy to be there man living in the moment on that healthy shit moisturized fitted up. Good dental as well
he looks so peaceful here
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM