Crack Rock
crackrock.bsky.social
Crack Rock
@crackrock.bsky.social
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September 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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A modern re-make of a Roman tile makers experiences, in Gaul circa 120 AD.
April 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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The official Twitter account of head coach Ryan Day follows Libs of TikTok. Jesus.
March 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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when i text friends about fred durst before 9 am
March 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Trump cites DEI reasons for why he is cancelling the NASA mission to the dark side of the Moon.
March 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You can take the Lady out of Tarth, but you can’t take the Tarth out of the Lady. #Severance
March 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
this is how it feels racing home from planet fitness when the poops hit because I refuse to sit on one of their nasty ass toilets
a man in a tuxedo is driving a car and making a funny face
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is driving a car and making a funny face
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the real nazis aren’t tesla drivers.

they’re the MFs with AM 820 catholic radio bumper stickers
March 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Second floor: Carpets,
travel goods and bedding,
material, soft furnishings,
restaurant and Macrodata Refinement.
Going down!
#Severance
March 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
trump is gonna be so pissed when he finds out Spielberg spent $9 million on transatlantic mice
March 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I regret to inform you that finding out 4 justices are completely down to break every law and crown an all-out dictator and every ruling comes down to two extremely conservative judges bought and paid for by the wealth class is far, far from good news.
BREAKING: Supreme Court DENIES President Trump‘s emergency bid to cancel nearly $2 billion in USAID spending. The vote is 5-4.
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Ohio Slop Bowl Culture has breached Capitol Hill like January 6th rioters.
March 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i consider myself a daredevil because i cut my pubes with left-handed scissors.

and i'm right-handed.
March 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Instagram is the new pornhub
February 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My mother, a Trump voter, thinks I’m being fascist for criticizing her for supporting fascism.

Folks, this woman was a teacher for 37 years and doesn’t know fascism is, by definition, “far right.”
February 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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The party that is supposed to provide opposition to authoritarianism is made up of people who got in power by making nice with authoritarians and billionaires.

It’s a party of managers and if you’ve ever seen managers in your workplace react when an authoritarian boss sweeps in you get it.
February 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Define “fraud” with one photo.

OK!
February 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
america rn is like if the wolf wasn’t wearing granny clothes, but little red riding hood still pretended the wolf was her grandma
February 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What will happen if you take away the SSRI that saves my life? Let me tell you.
February 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Going to church every Sunday is cool because it makes you feel good about yourself so you can be a complete piece of shit for the rest of the week.
February 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer
February 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
February 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I just want people to look around and notice that politicians and pundits are accepting crazy ideas like taking over Canada and building concentration camps for immigrants and people on medication and debating them.

The problem isn’t just Trump. He’s a symptom of a larger disease.
February 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Authoritarianism is also organized crime that profits its leaders. We’re currently seeing the Trump Administration shakedown Ukraine as it’s obvious they’re aligned with Putin and the alternative is destruction.

We’re in the shit. Deep, deep in the shit.
February 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
yeah I fucking danced and cried during paul mccartney ripping through the end of abbey road on #snl50, ok?
February 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM