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energy engineer and great knowledge knower
-$hitcago-
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plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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trump, fistfight maduro you coward fuckass
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The duality of mufo
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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2026 is gonna suck ass but it’s gonna suck ass on my terms
December 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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why does it look like a dad taking his daughter to her first goth show
December 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Uhhh, if you like your presents. You can keep them
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Your mom works here
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse soap and sleigh
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Fair use.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Me talking with a prospective employer using the personal email address I created in college
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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it's everywhere 🤮
December 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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They were never gonna stop with folks that immigrated.
Everyone can get it.
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Got sick just before the holiday season again
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
No. Stop it
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I'm going to do my best to alt text this because holy crap, everyone should know.
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM