Dystopian Void
@crimson-sapphire.bsky.social
Black, natural, punk, nerd, 80's babe, gamer, Chi gal, tv enthusiast, part time anime fan, chef, my own hair stylist, semi-closeted narcissist, Goddess, cat mom, free🖖🏾♌
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Idk if they got an edit option here, but I don't be proofreading shit lmao
I got this phone at the beginning of 2025 and only brought this app, TikTok and Snapchat with me. I do not use any of SC's social media features, just socialize with my friends on there. I gave up TikTok after they inherited a new owner. It ain't nothing to cut these bitches off
TikTok is tracking people’s IMMIGRATION STATUS?
Buddy shoutout to my 5th grade computer lab teacher who put the fear of GOD in all of us 20 fucking years ago about all this shit. MAN was she fucking right.
Buddy shoutout to my 5th grade computer lab teacher who put the fear of GOD in all of us 20 fucking years ago about all this shit. MAN was she fucking right.
January 27, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I got this phone at the beginning of 2025 and only brought this app, TikTok and Snapchat with me. I do not use any of SC's social media features, just socialize with my friends on there. I gave up TikTok after they inherited a new owner. It ain't nothing to cut these bitches off
Because if you had to wait until it happened to you or someone like you, it isn't empathy. It's self preservation
And that’s what we are really working through…
The tacet understanding of where your cognition and conclusions come from
The tacet understanding of where your cognition and conclusions come from
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Because if you had to wait until it happened to you or someone like you, it isn't empathy. It's self preservation
I am many things. Today I'm just grateful I'm off the schedule. The last time I was around snow like this, I traveled 3 hours via the CTA from the south side to the north side, cuz the only bitch who was allowed to, called off...AFTER I traveled to my mom's. My job was like 3 blocks from my home
January 25, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I am many things. Today I'm just grateful I'm off the schedule. The last time I was around snow like this, I traveled 3 hours via the CTA from the south side to the north side, cuz the only bitch who was allowed to, called off...AFTER I traveled to my mom's. My job was like 3 blocks from my home
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folks get really weird (dumb) about “not being ran through”
January 21, 2026 at 11:32 PM
folks get really weird (dumb) about “not being ran through”
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Them “nerds” be the freakiest crayons in the box
And a there’s a venn diagram of nerd, neurodivergent, and sex as a special interest that many don’t know about
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Them “nerds” be the freakiest crayons in the box
My period is demanding all things sweet and/or salty. Do you know how they say you shouldn't shop while you're hungry? Times that by two when you're on your period. I bought so much crap that goes against my weight loss last night 😭😭
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 PM
My period is demanding all things sweet and/or salty. Do you know how they say you shouldn't shop while you're hungry? Times that by two when you're on your period. I bought so much crap that goes against my weight loss last night 😭😭
Ben eyeing this man since Leverage. He BEEN fine!
January 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Ben eyeing this man since Leverage. He BEEN fine!
New year, new orange office dilemma...
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
New year, new orange office dilemma...
I remember being excited to turn 30. I didn't think I'd be excited about 40. And tbh, I'm still not sure. But it'll be here this year whether I like it or not. I just wish I wasn't celebrating another milestone with that bloated oaf destroying the economy
How old yall turning in 2026?
I’ll be 35. 😳 Mid-Thirties is crazy seeing as though I’m a Teen parent.
I’ll be 35. 😳 Mid-Thirties is crazy seeing as though I’m a Teen parent.
January 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I remember being excited to turn 30. I didn't think I'd be excited about 40. And tbh, I'm still not sure. But it'll be here this year whether I like it or not. I just wish I wasn't celebrating another milestone with that bloated oaf destroying the economy
It's not very girls girl of me to say this, but 9/10 I'm not responding to shit. Cuz if you gone leave, you'll leave. Nothing I could possibly say should change your mind. If you tryna give me a heads up... baby, I couldn't trust these niggas any less. You only verifying the thoughts I already have
i have a few stories about women coming to me about men. y’all would not believe that i never experienced this until 2025 and then it happened like 3x 😭
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
It's not very girls girl of me to say this, but 9/10 I'm not responding to shit. Cuz if you gone leave, you'll leave. Nothing I could possibly say should change your mind. If you tryna give me a heads up... baby, I couldn't trust these niggas any less. You only verifying the thoughts I already have
One of my favorite karaoke songs 🙌🏾
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
One of my favorite karaoke songs 🙌🏾
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
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Gavin Newsom, with a brutal reality check on the serial lying pedophile's bullshit claims about him choosing to remove the National Guard from Chicago, Los Angeles, and Portland. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
December 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Gavin Newsom, with a brutal reality check on the serial lying pedophile's bullshit claims about him choosing to remove the National Guard from Chicago, Los Angeles, and Portland. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
You can get a discount if you're creative enough. That's payment for my wages if you ask me...
The “old school” thing I don’t let go is self checkout at the grocery store. I do not work here and I do not get a discount for self checkout.
December 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You can get a discount if you're creative enough. That's payment for my wages if you ask me...
It is now 829 pm. I have been at work since 6am. God bless anybody who misses me off between now and 9. Between the beginning of my work week starting with a death, Christmas eve ending with a death, and now being stuck working 6 extra hours at the end of my work week... Your girl is a time bomb 🙃
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It is now 829 pm. I have been at work since 6am. God bless anybody who misses me off between now and 9. Between the beginning of my work week starting with a death, Christmas eve ending with a death, and now being stuck working 6 extra hours at the end of my work week... Your girl is a time bomb 🙃
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Santa got that ish on for real
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Santa got that ish on for real
Just found out my friend passed, after finding out yesterday another friend passed. Christmas is about to be a very numbed out occasion...
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just found out my friend passed, after finding out yesterday another friend passed. Christmas is about to be a very numbed out occasion...
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Dear Pastor,
WE don’t drink malort.
Sincerely,
A lifelong Black Chicagoan who is the daughter of two lifelong Black Chicagoans
WE don’t drink malort.
Sincerely,
A lifelong Black Chicagoan who is the daughter of two lifelong Black Chicagoans
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Dear Pastor,
WE don’t drink malort.
Sincerely,
A lifelong Black Chicagoan who is the daughter of two lifelong Black Chicagoans
WE don’t drink malort.
Sincerely,
A lifelong Black Chicagoan who is the daughter of two lifelong Black Chicagoans
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
My friend really need to leave her man child but I guess the money she's getting to help pay half the bills is worth it I guess. Cuz what do you mean he hasn't gotten you anything for Christmas and you're still waiting on a ring you asked for over 2 years ago
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My friend really need to leave her man child but I guess the money she's getting to help pay half the bills is worth it I guess. Cuz what do you mean he hasn't gotten you anything for Christmas and you're still waiting on a ring you asked for over 2 years ago
Outside is finna see alot of me year 40... 💅🏾
Homebodies/Introverts, are we leaving our house more often in 2026 or nah?
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Outside is finna see alot of me year 40... 💅🏾
Not me. I need a dumb cat and a smart dog. My cat is both and I hate it
Y’all got them dogs pushing the buttons forming complex ideas
Nope… not me i need an idiot
Nope… not me i need an idiot
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Not me. I need a dumb cat and a smart dog. My cat is both and I hate it
After reading LOTR I always thought it should have been 6 movies. The Hobbit only needed 2. Yesterday showed me that I never watched the extended versions of any of them and so now I'll shut up about it lmao. I'm still upset they didn't include the battle at The Shire. I feel it was important
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
After reading LOTR I always thought it should have been 6 movies. The Hobbit only needed 2. Yesterday showed me that I never watched the extended versions of any of them and so now I'll shut up about it lmao. I'm still upset they didn't include the battle at The Shire. I feel it was important
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See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
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Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows.
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December 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
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On today's episode of fat and jobless...
I'll never get over the sleeping positions this lil nigga be putting himself in. Like he dun worked all damn day
I'll never get over the sleeping positions this lil nigga be putting himself in. Like he dun worked all damn day
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
On today's episode of fat and jobless...
I'll never get over the sleeping positions this lil nigga be putting himself in. Like he dun worked all damn day
I'll never get over the sleeping positions this lil nigga be putting himself in. Like he dun worked all damn day