Crispybois
@crispybois.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈✊🏾 Hokage of the Black Liberation Village
Deep Fried Peoplemeat: Golden brown. Seasoned. And bad for your heart.
They/xe, geriatric millennial
Deep Fried Peoplemeat: Golden brown. Seasoned. And bad for your heart.
They/xe, geriatric millennial
Pinned
Receiving, giving, and growing together.
Yall gon be ready to receive love in 2026 or nah ?
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Receiving, giving, and growing together.
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I have gotten rid of all my parent friends that have said weird shit to me like “you need kids” cause they saw me spend money on things like a vacay, convention or hobby. Like I’m so sorry my life doesn’t revolve around procreation
People will absolutely feel entitled to your "free" time & "extra" money just because you don't have kids
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I have gotten rid of all my parent friends that have said weird shit to me like “you need kids” cause they saw me spend money on things like a vacay, convention or hobby. Like I’m so sorry my life doesn’t revolve around procreation
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November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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"Our entire safety net is designed to catch people at the very bottom, but it sets a trap for anyone trying to climb out. As income rises from $40,000 to $100,000, benefits disappear faster than wages increase.
I call this The Valley of Death."
I call this The Valley of Death."
I read this wednesday and I've been thinking about it all week: www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"Our entire safety net is designed to catch people at the very bottom, but it sets a trap for anyone trying to climb out. As income rises from $40,000 to $100,000, benefits disappear faster than wages increase.
I call this The Valley of Death."
I call this The Valley of Death."
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
I’m 35
I’m 35
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
I’m 35
I’m 35
Tell them. They will apologize, fix the behavior and never do it again. And I’d do the same.
4. Are you more of a “lie to protect their feelings” or a “tell them that it’s awful so they don’t make it again” kind of person?
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Tell them. They will apologize, fix the behavior and never do it again. And I’d do the same.
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The Dutch writer called Donald Trump ‘the most openly corrupt president in American history.’ And the BBC has chosen to expunge that line from all coverage because Trump threatened to sue the trousers off ‘em.
BBC tells staff they cannot quote Trump line removed from Reith Lecture
BBC tells staff they cannot quote Trump line removed from Reith Lecture
Journalists not allowed to repeat Rutger Bregman’s corruption claims against US president in coverage of edit
BBC presenters and journalists have been told they cannot quote a line removed from its prestigious annual lecture, in which a Dutch writer accused Donald Trump of being “the most openly corrupt president in American history”.
Rutger Bregman accused the BBC of cowardice after the decision to remove the line from the first of his Reith Lectures, which he was invited to give by the corporation. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Dutch writer called Donald Trump ‘the most openly corrupt president in American history.’ And the BBC has chosen to expunge that line from all coverage because Trump threatened to sue the trousers off ‘em.
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Hello World and happy Thursday! 🩷
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Hello World and happy Thursday! 🩷
Yes! Double shower with sage green tile, fresh eucalyptus tied above the shower wand, overhead waterfall shower head in brushed brass; white tiled floor; Japanese bidet, extras of all toiletries; and a fresh bonnet for after.
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Yes! Double shower with sage green tile, fresh eucalyptus tied above the shower wand, overhead waterfall shower head in brushed brass; white tiled floor; Japanese bidet, extras of all toiletries; and a fresh bonnet for after.
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The wigs on the Black people in the Walking Dead were the scariest thing about the show. Cause what is this?
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The wigs on the Black people in the Walking Dead were the scariest thing about the show. Cause what is this?
When people ask where I got my butt from and get mad it’s from my grandfather. 👴🏾
People keep making kids with BIG BOOTY WOMEN and having BIGG BOOTY SONS.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
When people ask where I got my butt from and get mad it’s from my grandfather. 👴🏾
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
Lester? Louis? Claudia?
Lester? Louis? Claudia?
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
Lester? Louis? Claudia?
Lester? Louis? Claudia?
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“I cannot continue an Earthly existence without you… Every morning, I want to open my eyes and envelope you in my gaze, silently thanking God for what he perfectly made. Every evening must be ended by your side, for as long as we both are alive. Nothing else could suffice & this I know to be true.”
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“I cannot continue an Earthly existence without you… Every morning, I want to open my eyes and envelope you in my gaze, silently thanking God for what he perfectly made. Every evening must be ended by your side, for as long as we both are alive. Nothing else could suffice & this I know to be true.”
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Remember how the operating systems of older iPhone models would start lagging and slowing down whenever Apple released a new iPhone?
This is the search engine version of that, only Google nuked its search function and brute forced its Gemini AI across *all* its platforms. Nobody asked for this.
This is the search engine version of that, only Google nuked its search function and brute forced its Gemini AI across *all* its platforms. Nobody asked for this.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Remember how the operating systems of older iPhone models would start lagging and slowing down whenever Apple released a new iPhone?
This is the search engine version of that, only Google nuked its search function and brute forced its Gemini AI across *all* its platforms. Nobody asked for this.
This is the search engine version of that, only Google nuked its search function and brute forced its Gemini AI across *all* its platforms. Nobody asked for this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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If she has a thigh tattoo let her drive and hold on to that little handle above the door
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If she has a thigh tattoo let her drive and hold on to that little handle above the door
Tra Rags
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Tra Rags
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It’s been 600K black women laid off this year
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It’s been 600K black women laid off this year
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Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
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You move funny. I move out your way, real simple baby. 🫠😘
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You move funny. I move out your way, real simple baby. 🫠😘
Jiggle or print
1. What is the very first thing you notice about someone you're physically attracted to?
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Jiggle or print
A movie that takes place where you are from
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from
Yes, I am middle aged.
Do you look your age?
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Yes, I am middle aged.