Crispy
@crispys-corner.bsky.social
he/they. bisexual writer. bearer of the curse.
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rightwingers always call women “too emotional” but renee good states she’s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a “fucking bitch” after she’s dead
January 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
rightwingers always call women “too emotional” but renee good states she’s not mad in a calm voice while the agitated emotional ICE agent unloads his gun umprompted and calls her a “fucking bitch” after she’s dead
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love da library too shoutout to da library
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
love da library too shoutout to da library
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how the grinch stole two 40s and pack of camels
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
how the grinch stole two 40s and pack of camels
Phillip and Elizabeth Jennings are coming to get me. While they’re very competent, honestly I think they’re like 1 for 5 in extracting important people hitch-free lmao
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Phillip and Elizabeth Jennings are coming to get me. While they’re very competent, honestly I think they’re like 1 for 5 in extracting important people hitch-free lmao
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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the epstein files probably look like SCP-579 by now
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the epstein files probably look like SCP-579 by now
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oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!
September 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!
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FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now
September 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now
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VERY excited about these topics! my friend group from work is gonna get three video recommendations from me when these are posted
The next three episodes of Philosophy Tube will be about:
- Birth rates + ageing populations
- The ethics of having children
- A history of conversion therapy in Britain
- Birth rates + ageing populations
- The ethics of having children
- A history of conversion therapy in Britain
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
VERY excited about these topics! my friend group from work is gonna get three video recommendations from me when these are posted
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if this turns out to be true we have a solid 40% chance of getting the feds to arrest Buckley and charge him with crimes against humanity
Guys this is absolutely going to be loss when we see it
The markings that supposedly expressed “transgender ideology” were………..a series of arrows.
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
if this turns out to be true we have a solid 40% chance of getting the feds to arrest Buckley and charge him with crimes against humanity
Think this just means the shake machine is down
September 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Think this just means the shake machine is down
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am I stressed and overwhelmed, or have I forgotten how to flirt
August 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
am I stressed and overwhelmed, or have I forgotten how to flirt
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If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Newsom launches statewide task force to clear homeless encampments
Gov. Gavin Newsom on Friday announced the creation of a statewide task force aimed at dismantling homeless encampments on state property and expanding access to shelter and services. The State Acti…
ktla.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
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the reason rightwingers care so much about the cracker barrel logo change and take it as a personal attack is that most conservatives areas don’t have any actual community and the only semblence of identity these days is based around consumption
August 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
the reason rightwingers care so much about the cracker barrel logo change and take it as a personal attack is that most conservatives areas don’t have any actual community and the only semblence of identity these days is based around consumption
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terfs be like "i'm a woman trapped in a woman's body"
August 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
terfs be like "i'm a woman trapped in a woman's body"
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"please don't do in the news nothing about me" banger line. Eric Adams hires only the smoothest operators around.
August 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"please don't do in the news nothing about me" banger line. Eric Adams hires only the smoothest operators around.
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bro i just wanted to be pretty. and you're so upset you're gonna torpedo western civilization about it
August 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
bro i just wanted to be pretty. and you're so upset you're gonna torpedo western civilization about it
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Every American who knows stuff about protests tells me we need to be patient about protests. Ukrainians, Syrians, Egyptians and Brazilians tell me that we need to escalate hard, fast and absolutely fucking everywhere. We aren't a democracy atm. Force their hand
My take at least: amero-maidan is totally achievable. It will involve live fire used on crowds once in a single city. After that we just burn the country. You will not be fired upon, dear reader. It's important to center that the city it happens in will not be yours
IMO American maidan won’t happen because we don’t have a metropole
June 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Every American who knows stuff about protests tells me we need to be patient about protests. Ukrainians, Syrians, Egyptians and Brazilians tell me that we need to escalate hard, fast and absolutely fucking everywhere. We aren't a democracy atm. Force their hand
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BREAKING: new Pope's Steam history indicates he finished Cyberpunk 2077 but never attended Jackie's Ofrenda
May 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
BREAKING: new Pope's Steam history indicates he finished Cyberpunk 2077 but never attended Jackie's Ofrenda
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i haven't told Ed this because it's a birthday surprise but we have drafted Shedeur Sanders to co-host Better Offline.
Shedeur Sanders just tried to visit me for my birthday but I told him I was sick
April 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i haven't told Ed this because it's a birthday surprise but we have drafted Shedeur Sanders to co-host Better Offline.