Crosseyed Noli
@crosseyednoli.bsky.social
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Lap cat of #AltGov. Proud member of #AltFam. Accidental elected official.
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altspaceforce.altgov.info
"We took the freedom of speech away..." needs to be blasted across the nation.
atrupar.com
Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
crosseyednoli.bsky.social
We leave nobody.
oldenoughtosay.com
this is indeed a direct response to that person who said we should abandon trans folk because “ppl won’t die on that hill, it’s not a winning political strategy”

Me. I will die on that hill. We leave nobody on the tracks.
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bcfinucane.bsky.social
I was completely unprepared for the threat posed by the Antifa super soldiers.
courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
crosseyednoli.bsky.social
Fuck this dude.
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
crosseyednoli.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣
alexzee.bsky.social
Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.
A screenshot of a video of Noem praying at a conference table with other people wearing suits. Fast food bags and water bottles sit on the table.
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doctorwaffle.substack.com
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?
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thorbenson.bsky.social
I say we all just become ungovernable. Random, confusing behavior. Not harmful just weird and disruptive
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brooklynmarie.bsky.social
Goddammit you guys I just want to do my dumb little shitposts and selfies with a bunch of strangers who also want to do dumb little shitpost and selfies. Why is this so hard
crosseyednoli.bsky.social
I’m an adoptee from a closed process- thank you for sharing this. No matter how “well” it goes, adoption is a rough journey.
crosseyednoli.bsky.social
“…texted a nationally representative sample”

Even I know that’s not how accurate polling works.
washingtonpost.com
The Post texted a nationally representative sample of 1,010 people to ask how concerned are Americans about the partial shutdown of the federal government and whom do they blame for causing it. https://wapo.st/4o6R8Hr
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maccoinnich.bsky.social
First Thursday

Portland, OR
crosseyednoli.bsky.social
Well done.
niedermeyer.online
this is basically portland's version of a haka
jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
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pokinpotentialppl.bsky.social
Mike Johnson is a sociopath.
Full stop. He takes pleasure in cruelty. As @drjackbrown.bsky.social says, be aware of (and avoid) people like him - it may save your life.
yubet.bsky.social
Rep Madeleine Dean (D-PA) tried to avoid a govt shutdown by reasoning with Mike Johnson, it didn't go well

* He's happy people are losing healthcare
* He believes people should lose Medicaid & go to work (children should work, caregivers should be working not caregiving)

Johnson's a ghoul
'He was happy!' House Dem aghast at Mike Johnson's reaction to people losing health care
Rep. Madeleine Dean (D-PA) said that she marched into the office to talk to Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) on Tuesday and tried to reason with him about averting a government shutdown, but it became clea...
www.rawstory.com