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he/him. I have opinions about ttRPGs.
I like corvids, octopuses, mushrooms, hyenas, and rats. Leftist.
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We’ll have to entomb the grok servers in lead and concrete because burning them might kick off a Hitler particle-induced solar winter
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.

I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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I made a playlist
January 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Break the system, then point at it and claim it would be better as a private, for-profit service.

Same as it ever was.
this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
#ttrpg #superheroes
My players encountered a hostage situation at a bank today.
Two villains, two henchmen, $3 million were apprehended.
Two villains, two henchmen, $6 million got away. Four citizens died.

The heroes to the police afterwards: “We were awesome, you suck, nothing you did mattered”
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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TH...THIS IS MY MUG!
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
December 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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No one in human history has been more obviously a pedophile than Alan Dershowitz
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Reversible Meat Tenderizer is my steampunk-inspired Bangles cover group
December 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I was going to do a lot today.
I was going to work on my homebrew trrpg, go bowling, start a chili.
Instead, I slept till noon and played wii sports for the first time in a decade.
Oh well. The day isn’t over yet, I suppose.
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Dances with Ferngully: Red Edition
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Time is a flat circle.
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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careful what you wish for, Joe
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Sometimes, the very concept of big-business money makes my head hurt. So, Facebook's Metaverse fell through, wasting 77 billion.

You could hire 10,000 of the smartest people in the games industry, paying them each $100k a year, for an entire decade, and only spend $10bn.
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Latest painting (acrylic on canvas)
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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surely you jest
gf is getting the good ads
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@gwiggs.bsky.social

A thread full of Pibbly-wear
Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM