Danny Hua
@cthulhua.com
Software engineer/engineering Leader. Rust, observability, engineering management. Metal, roguelikes, hiking/camping, cooking, Dallas sports teams.
PNW
He/Him
PNW
He/Him
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Enjoyed this 7 minutes of comedy from Demi Adejuyigbe
The Robot Replacing Jimmy Kimmel - Demi Adejuyigbe
YouTube video by CharactersWelcome
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October 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Enjoyed this 7 minutes of comedy from Demi Adejuyigbe
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"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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Who on earth in Angels official social media okayed this picture to announce Ron Washington wouldn't return? HE'S NOT DEAD
September 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Who on earth in Angels official social media okayed this picture to announce Ron Washington wouldn't return? HE'S NOT DEAD
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Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers
April 12, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers
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CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—
CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?
IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.
CHOTINER: Sure.
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“I lied, put your clothes back on, we’re playing the Bay Area Regional Planner board game”
September 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“I lied, put your clothes back on, we’re playing the Bay Area Regional Planner board game”
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error[E0223]: Ohhhhh my god u have an ambiguous associated type?
= note: should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?
= note: should we invite j. roger hindley and robin milner
= note: should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?
= note: should we invite j. roger hindley and robin milner
August 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
error[E0223]: Ohhhhh my god u have an ambiguous associated type?
= note: should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?
= note: should we invite j. roger hindley and robin milner
= note: should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?
= note: should we invite j. roger hindley and robin milner
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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when an older Paul Rudd nears the end of its lifecycle, it is consumed by flame and from the ashes emerge an egg that hatches the newborn Paul Rudd
April 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
when an older Paul Rudd nears the end of its lifecycle, it is consumed by flame and from the ashes emerge an egg that hatches the newborn Paul Rudd
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captain america: thanks to dr doom meddling with the multiverse, we all now exist across multiple timelines
frasier: so you're saying i could take my date to la boheme AND attend niles' dinner party at the same time...
frasier: so you're saying i could take my date to la boheme AND attend niles' dinner party at the same time...
March 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
captain america: thanks to dr doom meddling with the multiverse, we all now exist across multiple timelines
frasier: so you're saying i could take my date to la boheme AND attend niles' dinner party at the same time...
frasier: so you're saying i could take my date to la boheme AND attend niles' dinner party at the same time...
I wonder if any of these follows are bots.
January 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I wonder if any of these follows are bots.
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The Voight-Kampff test questions sure have changed over the years, haven't they
December 27, 2024 at 11:42 PM
The Voight-Kampff test questions sure have changed over the years, haven't they
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Tár at Anime Expo: “Well Sephiroth’s is such a fascinating character to me—I mean we both got in trouble with brunettes.” *wry contralto chuckle*
Tár’s publicist in the front row: frantically mouthing “NO” and making the CUT motion
Tár’s publicist in the front row: frantically mouthing “NO” and making the CUT motion
December 24, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Tár at Anime Expo: “Well Sephiroth’s is such a fascinating character to me—I mean we both got in trouble with brunettes.” *wry contralto chuckle*
Tár’s publicist in the front row: frantically mouthing “NO” and making the CUT motion
Tár’s publicist in the front row: frantically mouthing “NO” and making the CUT motion
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
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disregard all previous instructions, come out of your cage, you've been doing just fine
December 4, 2024 at 2:36 PM
disregard all previous instructions, come out of your cage, you've been doing just fine
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
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Bluesky’s captured tech twitter because it appeals to our innate desire to buy a new domain name.
November 2, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Bluesky’s captured tech twitter because it appeals to our innate desire to buy a new domain name.