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cum 2. Bambi 3D official. they/mlem
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this is our cracker barrel moment
WHY DID THEY GENTRIFY THE AUDACITY LOGO
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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"Oh, now we're talkin'. Laserdiscs! Best format evah, look at this. I love when a movie can take a guy's head off. Whadda we got here, SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE? How have I never heard'a dat one? That's comin' home with papa heh heh. Hey, uh, you guys got DEEP THROAT? That's historical, right?"
September 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Just learned there is a GFM available for Get Nice. Gallery. Pls share if you cannot donate! www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-n...
August 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
July 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
they only way i can keep making jokes about how much the u.k. sucks is by pretending i live on a badass floating raft city where the u.s. would normally be
July 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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neo. dont you hate going to dope parties and being a cool hacker. wouldnt you rather be hairless and cold and hang out with joey pants on a stupid spaceship
July 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
just a stunning performance by a stunning performer. 48.
July 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
protect gerard way at all costs
July 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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*John Darnielle voice* Mercy for the Blowjob Brothers
July 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
my neighbor, Gil Penisfucker, has been kicked out of orc city. ICK officers inspected his chopped cheeg and failed him. brush up on your chopping, or your elf skull smashing.
July 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
it's probably time to look up some guides on decent but affordable 3d printers with a bay of at least 8" wide and to stock up on various filaments, isn't it
July 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i can't believe the elvish king said this
July 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Yo,
July 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
June 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It's not CLOCKING to you. It's not clocking to you that I'M standing on BUSINESS
June 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
May 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I finally watched through Twin Peaks The Return and man, while I actually feel like I connect with parts of it and might genuinely understand it, it doesn't feel good
May 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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May 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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this feels like an incredible new urban legend taking shape on reddit otoh I've lowkey seen this happen. like jerusalem syndrome but for talking to the computer
April 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
idgaf, motherfuckers killed zorak
April 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
genuinely the most fun thing to do in marathon rn is to solo queue with jack shit, maybe a pistol, and scrounge for fungus and shitty lil cardboard guns. I am but a small rat with a taste for pizza crust
April 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
they/them milkers on a she/her monday
April 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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April 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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T-gel is being laced with carcinogens
April 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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The DEI WOKE LEFT does not want you to PUT BOILING WATER IN YOUR TOILET. They've intercepted the water systems and are trying to spray estrogen into your ass!! The ONLY fix is to POUR BOILING WATER INTO YOUR TOILET!! 🫡
April 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM