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I got told to stop denying myself the kind of support I encourage others to accept so I set up a ko-fi

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Lmao stale pale male writers with the "what I wrote is perfect, everyone is just reading it wrong"
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"poverty is when your position is precarious and you could easily fall into poverty" bitch I would kill to level up to precarious, cosplaying adversity is extremely weird behaviour
1/ I may write something about this, but I've noticed some folks, notably Noah Smith, but others as well, deriding the $140,000=poverty in today's US guy.

So I thought I'd work out what a family of 4 budget would look like in my well-off Boston suburb (Brookline).

TL:DR--pretty damn tight...
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
MIL came back from Vietnam with an eye lift and was talking about how it was weird they offered to give her back the fatty tissue they removed so she could take it home and my brain was like "eat it, obviously" which I did NOT say out loud please clap
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Reposted by CuntGPT
It's OK guys don't panic. A machine programmed by fascists that turns our towns into open cut mines and plagiarises everything then churns out mush is going to save us. It just needs all your water first.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Reposted by CuntGPT
Thanks, I hate it

youtu.be/B4W_XYI4AN0?...
DMX - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (Audio)
YouTube video by DMXVEVO
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Reposted by CuntGPT
Just wanna shout out whoever tipped me off about the DMX cover of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The fucking what
Just wanna shout out whoever tipped me off about the DMX cover of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sex hormones aren't the only hormones in the human body and I'm so sick of seeing people assume "hormones" means "oestrogen" in talking about obesity

www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/healt...
Obesity and hormones
The hormones leptin, insulin, oestrogens, androgens and growth hormone are factors in obesity.
www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I would hope this doesn't refer to publicly yelling at someone who can walk for using a disabled parking space when you have no idea whether they have a permit
I do think the only workable solution is occasionally making a high profile, dramatic example of people who get caught flagrantly abusing the system which helps generate social opprobrium for rule breakers.
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
We'll entertain disability cops once yous have entertained every disabled person getting the access to the diagnoses and healthcare we need because we don't need more randos yelling at us in the street for not performing our disabilities to your arbitrary standards
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's also interesting to see people newly experiencing adversity saying this when there are people, for example, in entrenched poverty who have never experienced "Christmas magic" & likely never will through no fault of their own. They're so close to getting the point but never make it all the way.
99% of complaints about things being better in the past boil down to "you miss not having adult responsibilities". The other 1% is that everything is manufactured to break after two years now.
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Roboplans that can't be edited by agency staff or the Tribunal, exclude external supporting information, and technically aren't counted as a "decision" by a decision-maker under law and policy? What could go wrong?

#NDIS #AusPol

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
NDIS plans will be computer-generated, with human involvement dramatically cut under sweeping overhaul
Exclusive: Staff were told of major changes to the way NDIS funding and support plans will be made during a recent internal briefing
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I don't think I'll ever stop being shocked that my body now feels exhausted solely because it's hot in the same way my body used to feel exhausted after a multi-day hike through rough country, just absolutely depleted of energy & strength, arm shaking with the strain of brushing my teeth

#ME/CFS
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I think we're going to see more of this as more community housing developments are rushed through to meet the HAFF targets & line developer pockets. All the laws, policies, & regulations don't mean shit when nobody enforces them & workers are pressed for time

#AusPol

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Man dies, another seriously injured after wall collapses in Brisbane
Construction workers and police officers have been praised for their quick thinking after two men became trapped when a retaining wall collapsed.
www.abc.net.au
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I cannot comment at this stage as to whether I am or am not that bitch but will gladly provide an update after I receive clarification of the basis on which you have submitted your query
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Seriously though, it has a glossary and everything without being an overwhelming amount of information and the cover of the book is a wonderful texture
🎁 For this holiday season, consider gifting COLOR TASTE TEXTURE! It’s a great primer for people of all ages with little to no experience cooking. If you have some neurodivergent friends and family, or parents of littles, they might love this! It’s not just a cookbook, it’s a new approach to food. 🎁
I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Legitimately sad I couldn't buy the dinnerware I've been coveting at half price because I'm autistic about bowls, brains are weird
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My pharmacy uses Doordash as their delivery provider, my grocery store uses UberEats. I have to use these stores due to location & poverty. Stop hassling disabled people about shit we have no control over; put that energy into creating more ethical options. I am so, so sick of seeing this discourse.
this mf made me make a sign to tap
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
This is fucking racist against Australians you internet-gentrifying techbro cunts
can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Giving someone the gift of food being significantly less upsetting to deal with is a great feeling
🎁 For this holiday season, consider gifting COLOR TASTE TEXTURE! It’s a great primer for people of all ages with little to no experience cooking. If you have some neurodivergent friends and family, or parents of littles, they might love this! It’s not just a cookbook, it’s a new approach to food. 🎁
I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Putting this on my resume
I’ve loved CuntGPT for 12,000 years!
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Oh now you validate my DNS you temperamental bitch
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Hire a licensed asbestos removalist to get rid of the asbestos we've been breathing in for the last 6 years because privatising social housing is an elaborate bureaucratic nightmare of a scam lolsob
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Starting a new honour mode playthrough on BG3 because 3 out of 4 party members clipped under the rocks in the house of hope and instantly died and I can't get them out or leave to ask Withers to res them
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Why do Americans pronounce "Fraser" as "Frasier"
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM