Curtis Fingers
@curtisfingers.bsky.social
My name isn’t really Curtis Fingers but sometimes I wish it was
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
We are being ruled by just some of the dumbest people. Astounding
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
We are being ruled by just some of the dumbest people. Astounding
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Leaving my copy of @theonion.com in the work bathroom when I’m done with it is how I give back
October 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Leaving my copy of @theonion.com in the work bathroom when I’m done with it is how I give back
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The state could have backed him but instead they demonstrated for the thousandth time that there is no level of respectability that will prevent white people from serving you up on a platter in order to appease powerful racists.
State panel revokes Des Moines superintendent’s license following his arrest by federal immigration officers
State panel revokes Des Moines superintendent's license following Friday arrest
A state educational licensing board has revoked the license of Des Moines Public Schools Superintendent Ian Roberts following his arrest by federal immigration officers last week.
www.thegazette.com
September 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The state could have backed him but instead they demonstrated for the thousandth time that there is no level of respectability that will prevent white people from serving you up on a platter in order to appease powerful racists.
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
happy labor day
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I feel like there’s something else that links Pete Rose and Roger Clemens together more than the Hall of Fame. Give me 15 or 16 minutes, I’ll think of it.
Trump is now trying to dictate who MLB inducts in the Hall of Fame
August 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I feel like there’s something else that links Pete Rose and Roger Clemens together more than the Hall of Fame. Give me 15 or 16 minutes, I’ll think of it.
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I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
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everyone is being unfair to mister trump. he finally found a new best friend after his previous best friend died in prison under mysterious circumstances a few years ago. he’s moving on and i for one am happy for him.
REPORTER: President Putin, will you stop killing civilians?
PUTIN: *taps ear*
PUTIN: *taps ear*
August 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
everyone is being unfair to mister trump. he finally found a new best friend after his previous best friend died in prison under mysterious circumstances a few years ago. he’s moving on and i for one am happy for him.
I think the constant white loading circle on my tv trying to watch the Red Sox game is just what we need to grow the game. Great job @mlb.com !
August 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I think the constant white loading circle on my tv trying to watch the Red Sox game is just what we need to grow the game. Great job @mlb.com !
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I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
July 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
Sometimes I don’t like how much I like Bryce Harper
From Jeff Passan: Bryce Harper stood nose to nose with Rob Manfred and told him to “get the fuck out our clubhouse” if you want to talk about a salary cap: www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
Sources: Harper tells off Manfred during cap talk
Phillies star Bryce Harper told MLB commissioner Rob Manfred to "get the f--- out of our clubhouse" during a meeting about the potential implementation of a salary cap, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
July 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sometimes I don’t like how much I like Bryce Harper
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Donald Trump caught confessing to sex offenses when he thought no one was paying attention? Well that doesn't sound like him at all
July 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Donald Trump caught confessing to sex offenses when he thought no one was paying attention? Well that doesn't sound like him at all
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trapped inside my burning CyberTruck, I frantically slam the Grok button. “WHERE IS THE EMERGENCY DOOR RELEASE, GROK?”
“I hear ya, friendo,” says a robot voice. “We could all use an “emergency release”—especially white farmers in South Africa and the nation formerly known as Rhodesia.”
“I hear ya, friendo,” says a robot voice. “We could all use an “emergency release”—especially white farmers in South Africa and the nation formerly known as Rhodesia.”
Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Musk says reut.rs/4ksb1WX
Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Musk says
Grok AI will be available in Tesla vehicles next week "at the latest", the EV maker's CEO, Elon Musk, said in a post on X on Thursday.
reut.rs
July 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
trapped inside my burning CyberTruck, I frantically slam the Grok button. “WHERE IS THE EMERGENCY DOOR RELEASE, GROK?”
“I hear ya, friendo,” says a robot voice. “We could all use an “emergency release”—especially white farmers in South Africa and the nation formerly known as Rhodesia.”
“I hear ya, friendo,” says a robot voice. “We could all use an “emergency release”—especially white farmers in South Africa and the nation formerly known as Rhodesia.”
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Not today Fanatics. Not today
June 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not today Fanatics. Not today
The sleepytime vanilla tea I just drank is doing nothing to quell my anger at the Rafael Devers trade @redsox.com
June 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The sleepytime vanilla tea I just drank is doing nothing to quell my anger at the Rafael Devers trade @redsox.com
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The Red Sox using anonymous sources to trash a dude the second he's out the door. A tradition like no other. bsky.app/profile/pete...
PerRed Sox sources: the team's feeling was that a $313.5M contract comes with responsibilities to do what is right for the team and that Devers did not live up to those responsibilities.
They had enough and they traded him.
They had enough and they traded him.
June 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Red Sox using anonymous sources to trash a dude the second he's out the door. A tradition like no other. bsky.app/profile/pete...
Inject this into my veins
Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.
June 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Inject this into my veins
November 2004, 1 month after Red Sox World Series. In NYC, Sox hat, t-shirt. Mean mug this guy in a Yankees hat walking the other way, long eye contact until he looks away.
As he passes I realize it’s Spike Lee
As he passes I realize it’s Spike Lee
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
November 2004, 1 month after Red Sox World Series. In NYC, Sox hat, t-shirt. Mean mug this guy in a Yankees hat walking the other way, long eye contact until he looks away.
As he passes I realize it’s Spike Lee
As he passes I realize it’s Spike Lee
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Good for @terrymoranabc.bsky.social. He is free now and his legacy is secure. He will be remembered for speaking out and not bending the knee. Also he will make more money now and have a bigger platform and influence.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/b...
ABC Says Terry Moran, Suspended for Social Media Posts, Will Not Return
ABC News suspended Mr. Moran on Sunday after he wrote on X that Stephen Miller, the deputy White House chief of staff, was “a world-class hater.”
www.nytimes.com
June 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Good for @terrymoranabc.bsky.social. He is free now and his legacy is secure. He will be remembered for speaking out and not bending the knee. Also he will make more money now and have a bigger platform and influence.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/b...