Formerly LakersFanRyan
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Formerly LakersFanRyan
@daad.bsky.social
lakersfanryan in a past life
Every single year, tootsie rolls are the last remaining candy in the Halloween candy bowls at work
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?

You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?

Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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There already was an “I Hate America” rally. It was on January 6th, 2021. The President spoke at it.
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
There’s always money in the banana stand Michael
WHAT TARIFF MONEY?

This ridiculous fantasy that the U.S. has a stash of “tariff money” is absurd.

It’s among the most unhinged of Trump fantasies which his aides must co-sign to try and divert attention from the madness of the claim. Remember this? “The tariff shelf”? Crazy stuff.
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don’t know but we’re gonna fuckin’ try!
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What if they sent troops to Portland Maine on accident, like a Four Seasons Landscaping sitch
September 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully
in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”
79. American citizen.
September 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Just saw Lou Ferrigno at Vons

I think he just saw me googling Lou Ferrigno
September 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23.

A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."
September 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.
September 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The number one priority for AI should be learning what the fuck crows are saying to each other
September 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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What if I told you government could do more than just punish people you’re afraid of?
September 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I once laid an 8ft long perfect line of caulk and I’m still chasing that high.

Still talking about it at bbqs.
September 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just now finding out you can get a car smogged whenever you want. Not just every couple years. Game changer.
September 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The younger generation is drinking less but they haven’t had kids yet
August 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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The Girl with the Little Debbie Tattoo
July 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My favorite computer programming themed Star Wars series is Andor
June 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Small talk for the break room (beside weather):
Why is short the opposite of tall and long but tall and long are not the same thing?
June 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no
June 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Toyota: For every repost, we’ll make this bigger
June 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If I was told that I am going to die in a helicopter, I simply would never ride in a helicopter, unless I was in one when they gave me this news.
May 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes
May 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
They elected a poop
May 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM