Dan McClure
danmcclure1.bsky.social
Dan McClure
@danmcclure1.bsky.social
These two boobs meeting up in a cave like the bad guys in a Schumacher Batflick
September 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Tracy Bonham - Mother, Mother

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xi8...
August 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i like when snoops like I wear my own clothes, drive my own cars and i know what he means but also me too snoop. these aren’t someone else’s pants.
August 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
1962 Memphis, Tennessee, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, feeling good. I walk around the corner. Man walk up, hit me in my chest! I fall on the ground. I look up, it’s Dr Martin Luther King! I say “Dr King!” He said “Oops, I thought you were somebody else.”
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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This image will go down in infamy: Kristi Noem using abused El Salvadoran prisoners—some of whom she illegally deported in the dark of night, without due process—as props in a Trump ad in which she sports a $60,000 Rolex

These men have already been left in a hole to die—was that not enough for her?
March 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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ppl today dont realize how radical it was to see comedians dress up as bumblebees on tv
February 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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MAJOR EFFICIENCY WIN: the CFPB that’s returned over $21,000,000,000.00 to scammed americans now being dissolved to save every american $2.00 annually
February 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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What better way to signal "I'm a sucker" than naming an aircraft carrier after the war criminal who stole an election from your side, destabilized the entire Middle East and crashed the world economy.
February 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I got this cats in movies 2025 wall calendar and it’s got like a cat gandalf and a cat wizard of oz and what have you. It’s delightful. But Feburary’s cat scene is alice in wonderland where a cat is the cheshire cat and i feel like that’s bullshit.
February 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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TGIF, am I right?
February 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You can’t be expected to know the spelling of every country’s name. There’s like dozens of them.
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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cis friends, this is how you do it
January 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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bro I am barely hanging on let me have one fucking thing ok
January 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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BREAKING: The Trump Administration has dropped charges against Dr. Eithan Haim, a former resident at Texas Children's Hospital who allegedly accessed and shared private, protected information about children receiving gender-affirming care.

www.chron.com/news/article...
Charges dropped against Texas doctor accused of sharing pediatric records
Dr. Eithan Haim, a former resident at Texas Children's Hospital, was charged with violating patient privacy laws to expose transgender care.
www.chron.com
January 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Me: I got an amazing idea—an advent calendar but with sausages

Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate?

Me: No, all of it is sausages

Guy: All of it?

Me: And I am sausages

Guy: You are?

Sausages: And you are sausages

Also Sausages: Oh my god

Sausages: Oh my god
November 30, 2024 at 1:51 AM
It’s Luigi Bros in this house
December 10, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Some poor soul named Eileen who just wants to be removed from my Dad’s political email chains 🤣
December 8, 2024 at 8:04 AM
The quality hoodie is a zip up with coin pockets in each pocket and thumb holes.
December 6, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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I honestly though the hawk tuah coin was going to replace our entire system of money.
December 5, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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The New Day has been a highlight of every live event we've seen them at in the last two years, and they have gone out of their way to interact with every fan they could.

This piece by @ceehawk.bsky.social drives home that it's the authenticity these three have that's vital to their success.
December 5, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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Any pardons for those serving time for federal weed convictions?

Any pardons for those who face the federal death penalty, moving them to life in prison instead?
December 2, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Christmas tree brought in. Circling it endlessly waiting for spiders and what have yous to make their way out.
November 27, 2024 at 8:17 PM
So tempted to make new friends
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM