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stoop-id is
stoop-id does
pain in bum-does go on and on and on
stoop-id does
pain in bum-does go on and on and on
@stigjones1.bsky.social you heard araby by kevin coyne-if not its wild
December 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@stigjones1.bsky.social you heard araby by kevin coyne-if not its wild
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#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
That flashy car might make you want to test the boundaries of your guardian angel, but don't ruin a good thing by crashing.
That flashy car might make you want to test the boundaries of your guardian angel, but don't ruin a good thing by crashing.
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
That flashy car might make you want to test the boundaries of your guardian angel, but don't ruin a good thing by crashing.
That flashy car might make you want to test the boundaries of your guardian angel, but don't ruin a good thing by crashing.
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It was a flashy stunt, but it was like an angel intervened before the crash.
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It was a flashy stunt, but it was like an angel intervened before the crash.
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
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#includecrashangelflashy Can I blame my crash on the angel that's SUPPOSED to look over me feeling themselves & being just a bit late because they made a flashy swoop before getting to me & missed me by a second?
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
#includecrashangelflashy Can I blame my crash on the angel that's SUPPOSED to look over me feeling themselves & being just a bit late because they made a flashy swoop before getting to me & missed me by a second?
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To many, she was the disco angel and flashy diva, representing an era of excess which didn't just end, but crashed.
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
To many, she was the disco angel and flashy diva, representing an era of excess which didn't just end, but crashed.
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
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#includecrashangelflashy
Mrs Claus wanted to spice up their relationship, buying a revealing angel costume.
She hid on the sleigh and while over Europe she jumped up, opening her coat causing Santa to crash into the Eiffel tower.
The workshop elves called it "The Flashy Crashy incident"
Mrs Claus wanted to spice up their relationship, buying a revealing angel costume.
She hid on the sleigh and while over Europe she jumped up, opening her coat causing Santa to crash into the Eiffel tower.
The workshop elves called it "The Flashy Crashy incident"
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
#includecrashangelflashy
Mrs Claus wanted to spice up their relationship, buying a revealing angel costume.
She hid on the sleigh and while over Europe she jumped up, opening her coat causing Santa to crash into the Eiffel tower.
The workshop elves called it "The Flashy Crashy incident"
Mrs Claus wanted to spice up their relationship, buying a revealing angel costume.
She hid on the sleigh and while over Europe she jumped up, opening her coat causing Santa to crash into the Eiffel tower.
The workshop elves called it "The Flashy Crashy incident"
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#includecrashangelflashy
Angie wanted a flashy entrance to the company Christmas party. She decided to rollerblade into the party.
As she rolled in she stumbled and ended up crashing into the Christmas tree causing the priceless angel on the top to shatter.
Best of luck in your new job Angie!
Angie wanted a flashy entrance to the company Christmas party. She decided to rollerblade into the party.
As she rolled in she stumbled and ended up crashing into the Christmas tree causing the priceless angel on the top to shatter.
Best of luck in your new job Angie!
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
#includecrashangelflashy
Angie wanted a flashy entrance to the company Christmas party. She decided to rollerblade into the party.
As she rolled in she stumbled and ended up crashing into the Christmas tree causing the priceless angel on the top to shatter.
Best of luck in your new job Angie!
Angie wanted a flashy entrance to the company Christmas party. She decided to rollerblade into the party.
As she rolled in she stumbled and ended up crashing into the Christmas tree causing the priceless angel on the top to shatter.
Best of luck in your new job Angie!
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy Flashy lights & decorations infesting the centre of towns asunder as it's the season of shopping, pigging out and gorging ourselves. On the market square stands a familiar old fashioned sight an oxymoron in this scene an angelic crib amid the crash bang wallop that surrounds
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy Flashy lights & decorations infesting the centre of towns asunder as it's the season of shopping, pigging out and gorging ourselves. On the market square stands a familiar old fashioned sight an oxymoron in this scene an angelic crib amid the crash bang wallop that surrounds
#includecrashangelflashy Leaving mince pies and sherry on Chrimbo Eve proves trouble if a well oiled angel is first on the scene. Sherry's knocked back and fancying a dance on goes the stereo blasting out their favourite tune. Crash goes the tree and they fancy the lights asthey dress all flashy.
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
#includecrashangelflashy Leaving mince pies and sherry on Chrimbo Eve proves trouble if a well oiled angel is first on the scene. Sherry's knocked back and fancying a dance on goes the stereo blasting out their favourite tune. Crash goes the tree and they fancy the lights asthey dress all flashy.
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It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is:
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. crash
2. angel
3. flashy
Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words somehow!
#HashtagGame
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. crash
2. angel
3. flashy
Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words somehow!
#HashtagGame
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is:
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. crash
2. angel
3. flashy
Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words somehow!
#HashtagGame
#IncludeCrashAngelFlashy
Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. crash
2. angel
3. flashy
Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words somehow!
#HashtagGame
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Beside the Sea, 1967
Stig Fredriksson (Finnish, 1929-2008)
66 × 75,5 cm
Finnish National Gallery
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
Stig Fredriksson (Finnish, 1929-2008)
66 × 75,5 cm
Finnish National Gallery
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Beside the Sea, 1967
Stig Fredriksson (Finnish, 1929-2008)
66 × 75,5 cm
Finnish National Gallery
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
Stig Fredriksson (Finnish, 1929-2008)
66 × 75,5 cm
Finnish National Gallery
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Does my bum look big in this?
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Does my bum look big in this?
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic An apple hung on the tree dramatically out of my reach. Botherations, it looked so good that I could have been arrested for the desires I had. I wasn't the only ones as some kids out scrumpying grabbed the blighter among others. How did I know? I saw them scurrying off.
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic An apple hung on the tree dramatically out of my reach. Botherations, it looked so good that I could have been arrested for the desires I had. I wasn't the only ones as some kids out scrumpying grabbed the blighter among others. How did I know? I saw them scurrying off.
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Dramatic final moments in the apple bobbing world finals, Bill was substituted for Wendy as Bill was tired and wanted arrest..
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Dramatic final moments in the apple bobbing world finals, Bill was substituted for Wendy as Bill was tired and wanted arrest..
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
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#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
Arres Tapp le Dramatic Was the name of the name of the Acting & dance school I attended in Paris in the early 80's....
Arres Tapp le Dramatic Was the name of the name of the Acting & dance school I attended in Paris in the early 80's....
two men are dancing together in a room with a piano in the background
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November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
Arres Tapp le Dramatic Was the name of the name of the Acting & dance school I attended in Paris in the early 80's....
Arres Tapp le Dramatic Was the name of the name of the Acting & dance school I attended in Paris in the early 80's....
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic I doubt there were arrests of those who pilfered the Beatle's Apple Boutique. Kinda ironic considering it was on Baker Street. I suppose it would be whimsically dramatic if Sherlock Holmes took the case but imagine he too might have been too spaced out on his hashpipe.
a cartoon of a man holding a magnifying glass with the words nefarious action if i do say
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a magnifying glass with the words nefarious action if i do say
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November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic I doubt there were arrests of those who pilfered the Beatle's Apple Boutique. Kinda ironic considering it was on Baker Street. I suppose it would be whimsically dramatic if Sherlock Holmes took the case but imagine he too might have been too spaced out on his hashpipe.
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic Cough, splutter, urgh! wasn't being overly dramatic choking on a morsel of naan and curry I tried to gulp down in the pub. I was desperate for the loo but more interested in dislodging my equivalent of Sleeping Beauty's apple. I thought a barmaid might but arrested me.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic Cough, splutter, urgh! wasn't being overly dramatic choking on a morsel of naan and curry I tried to gulp down in the pub. I was desperate for the loo but more interested in dislodging my equivalent of Sleeping Beauty's apple. I thought a barmaid might but arrested me.
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#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
won't it be deliciously dramatic when the Apple CEO gets arrested for bribery?
won't it be deliciously dramatic when the Apple CEO gets arrested for bribery?
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
won't it be deliciously dramatic when the Apple CEO gets arrested for bribery?
won't it be deliciously dramatic when the Apple CEO gets arrested for bribery?
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It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is:
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. arrest
2. apple
3. dramatic
Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words!
#HashtagGame
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. arrest
2. apple
3. dramatic
Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words!
#HashtagGame
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It’s time to play #Include3Words! Today’s tag is:
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. arrest
2. apple
3. dramatic
Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words!
#HashtagGame
#IncludeArrestAppleDramatic
Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form:
1. arrest
2. apple
3. dramatic
Have fun and try to be creative! Anything goes, as long as you include all 3 words!
#HashtagGame
this week's will be in about 30 mins
In 15 minutes, I’ll be hosting a game I call #Include3Words! Everyone is invited to play!
I provide 3 randomly selected words, and you try to use all 3 in a creative way. You can set a scene, make a joke, write a poem - whatever!
Go to @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more great #HashtagGames!
I provide 3 randomly selected words, and you try to use all 3 in a creative way. You can set a scene, make a joke, write a poem - whatever!
Go to @calendargirlbot.bsky.social for more great #HashtagGames!
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
this week's will be in about 30 mins
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November 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
@stigjones1.bsky.social going onto bandcamp might have turned up summat that you might like-good reviews on the pages anyhow soundcaboose.bandcamp.com
Caboose
A cherry on the train
Upcoming shows:
https://bnds.us/0i7f03
soundcaboose.bandcamp.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@stigjones1.bsky.social going onto bandcamp might have turned up summat that you might like-good reviews on the pages anyhow soundcaboose.bandcamp.com
@stigjones1.bsky.social by eck lad. just looked at your bandcamp page-you've busy-very busy.
i was hoping that the cheesy lyrics one might be there-but it's a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack now.
i was hoping that the cheesy lyrics one might be there-but it's a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack now.
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@stigjones1.bsky.social by eck lad. just looked at your bandcamp page-you've busy-very busy.
i was hoping that the cheesy lyrics one might be there-but it's a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack now.
i was hoping that the cheesy lyrics one might be there-but it's a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack now.
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Apparently the dementia handlers supporting Trump haven't told him that Bolsonaro is in a Brazilian jail cell right now.
Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro last night and plans to meet with him soon
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Apparently the dementia handlers supporting Trump haven't told him that Bolsonaro is in a Brazilian jail cell right now.
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#IncludeRestrainRingLate
I strained late into the night & was about to restrain the next morning when my phone began to ring...
I strained late into the night & was about to restrain the next morning when my phone began to ring...
a man is asking what happened next
ALT: a man is asking what happened next
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November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
#IncludeRestrainRingLate
I strained late into the night & was about to restrain the next morning when my phone began to ring...
I strained late into the night & was about to restrain the next morning when my phone began to ring...