Jesse
@darklordjesse.bsky.social
Gay nerd whose entire personality consists of Star Wars, video games, hockey, and (recently) crochet. He/Him
This is going look amazing when it’s fully healed
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is going look amazing when it’s fully healed
Tattoo appointment tomorrow so I had to shave my thighs again. Remembered I own silk pajama pants. This is glorious, why do I ever bother with having leg hair?
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Tattoo appointment tomorrow so I had to shave my thighs again. Remembered I own silk pajama pants. This is glorious, why do I ever bother with having leg hair?
Super glad my new employer doesn’t seem to be on the AI train
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Super glad my new employer doesn’t seem to be on the AI train
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Jeff Garcia, the voice of Sheen Estevez in ‘Jimmy Neutron’, has passed away at the age of 50
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Two of my friends were talking about how feminist micro-aggressions need to be more prominent so I am taking their lead and will only be referring to Mrs. Claus’s Husband as Mrs. Claus’s Husband.
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Two of my friends were talking about how feminist micro-aggressions need to be more prominent so I am taking their lead and will only be referring to Mrs. Claus’s Husband as Mrs. Claus’s Husband.
I have never related to a post so much in my life.
In case anyone is confused with my sexuality I do like men, but most importantly bread and silence.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I have never related to a post so much in my life.
This is repulsive and not at all what the news media was created for
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is repulsive and not at all what the news media was created for
Not the least bit surprising if you know me at all
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Not the least bit surprising if you know me at all
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amendment to the constitution to set age caps for federal office, eliminate the pardon power, and clarify that the president can be held criminally liable for official acts that violate federal or state law.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
amendment to the constitution to set age caps for federal office, eliminate the pardon power, and clarify that the president can be held criminally liable for official acts that violate federal or state law.
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This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is a production.
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10/10 😭😭😭
THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Remember. A vote is NOT NEEDED to release the Epstein Files.
A vote is needed to FORCE the release of the Epstein Files
A vote is needed to FORCE the release of the Epstein Files
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Remember. A vote is NOT NEEDED to release the Epstein Files.
A vote is needed to FORCE the release of the Epstein Files
A vote is needed to FORCE the release of the Epstein Files
“Sitting President calls for censorship of major media outlet because they asked a question he didn’t like.” See?It’s not hard Reuters.
Trump calls for ABC broadcast licenses to be revoked after reporter's question reut.rs/4pmcwJm
Trump calls for ABC broadcast licenses to be revoked after reporter's question
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Tuesday that broadcasting licenses used by affiliates of Walt Disney's ABC should be "taken away" after he disagreed with a question posed by a reporter for the network.
reut.rs
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Sitting President calls for censorship of major media outlet because they asked a question he didn’t like.” See?It’s not hard Reuters.
Sat for opening night
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sat for opening night
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Oscar, the man that you are 😍
Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oscar, the man that you are 😍
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I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
Got told by three different people who barely know me that I give off black cat energy and I feel so seen
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Got told by three different people who barely know me that I give off black cat energy and I feel so seen
I live in fear of the day I can no longer turn off/opt out of AI bullshit. Please stop using the thing that is making people dumber and more easily susceptible to malicious behavior
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I live in fear of the day I can no longer turn off/opt out of AI bullshit. Please stop using the thing that is making people dumber and more easily susceptible to malicious behavior
Because if everyone is allowed to vote, they can’t win.
NEW: Voters sent Trump a clear message last night: they will not stand for his chaos and cruelty. The president’s response? Calling on lawmakers to smooth a path for voter suppression measures.
After Voters Chastise Trump, He Demands End to Filibuster to Pass Suppression Laws
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Because if everyone is allowed to vote, they can’t win.
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serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
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Chick Fil-A
What’s ONE chain restaurant that no one could ever convince you is“good?”
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Chick Fil-A
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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WATCH: Trump blatantly lies that Canada faked the Reagan anti-tariffs ad (they didn’t) and claims Reagan supported tariffs (he didn’t)
With receipts
With receipts
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
WATCH: Trump blatantly lies that Canada faked the Reagan anti-tariffs ad (they didn’t) and claims Reagan supported tariffs (he didn’t)
With receipts
With receipts
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