Dash Silva
dashsilva.bsky.social
Dash Silva
@dashsilva.bsky.social
I draw things and am obsessed with movies starring long-dead actresses.
I can’t even count how many Maggie Smith and Kristin Scott Thomas lines from this film that I’ve just folded into my daily speech. Two absolutely masterful performances of elite-level haters.
Tonight's film is... Gosford Park.
This cast is beyond stacked!!
From Derek Jacobi to Kristin Scott Thomas and Ryan Philippe, and everyone in-between.
a close up of a man 's face with the word everyone written in red
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the word everyone written in red
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December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If they can get Ann-Margret to ALSO play a high-energy Poison Ivy, I’ll be on board with this MAGIC (1978) reunion!
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Anything can be a Christmas movie if you’re brave enough.
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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"So.

You decided to join Bluesky on Christmas Eve."
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Jennifer Saunders:
Please Dawn, it’s Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Shelob’s intro line on the Real Housewives of Mordor:
girls love it when there are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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René Magritte (1898-1967), “The Castle of the Pyrenees” (1959), oil on canvas, 145 x 200 cm.
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Took less than 24 hours to encounter my first “yikes! Not You! <blocked>” on this platform. Haha! 😆
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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"And Laura, who did NOT die,..."
December 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Charles Dickens when he wrote “there’s more of gravy than of grave about you”
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“Chestnuts roasting…. On MY fire?!”
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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A new Christmas song about someone trying to convince JKR to leave the house but she wants to stay in to transvestigate the Pope: "Baby, There's Mould Inside".
December 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I always find the enduring fandom of Home Alone really amusing because it really hinges on you having nostalgia for childhood and I simply don’t have that so the premise is more than a little lost on me. 😆
December 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
And no Lion in Winter??!?!
Home Alone is Britain's favourite Christmas film, according to YouGov's Big Survey on Christmas

Home Alone: 19%
Die Hard: 11%
Elf: 9%
Love Actually: 7%
It's a Wonderful Life: 6%
A Christmas Carol: 5%
The Muppet Christmas Carol: 5%
The Holiday: 5%
The Grinch: 4%

yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Mario Kart? Kirby? Great games, sure, but Power Wash Simulator 2 is where it’s at
December 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Derek Jarman in 1986:
is there an artsy, melodramatic film about Caravaggio starring some sultry, slutty middle-aged man with a hairy chest? can I write it? is the slot open or no?
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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that fucking meme has been beaten into my head so much that when ESPN said they had a performance coming up from the Trans-Siberian Orchestra I was like omg how progressive
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, said he would buy the flowers himself.
When Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, said two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, half-sunk, a shattered visage lies
December 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Polish poster for GODZILLA VS. HEDORAH (1971)
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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THURSDAY
December 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
To Michael, Miss Piggy is no less a thespian than Dame Maggie.
I know this has been said many times by others, but a Michael Caine really does treat those Muppets as fellow actors who are all in this for the art
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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It’s Christmastime. I’m bored and I’m finally setting up a Bluesky account because I need to move on from Twitter. (RIP).
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Merry Christmas everyone! The holidays aren’t always easy but together, we can get through them! 😆
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM