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Dave
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schnauzer dad | gentleman’s gentleman | he/him

Bumfuck, Victoria
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November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Following Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the New York City mayoral election, “Nani” by Mr. Cardamom (Zohran Mandani) is challenging to debut on the Imaginary Gay Chart next week.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Somebody needs to lose their job over this.
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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This is among my top five favorite pieces of published research, and I present it to you now as your Saturday semi professional chuckle
(PDF) Ovulatory Cycle Effects on Tip Earnings by Lap Dancers: Economic Evidence for Human Estrus?
PDF | To see whether estrus was really "lost" during human evolution (as researchers often claim), we examined ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings... | Find, read and cite all the research you nee...
www.researchgate.net
October 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Pic #49
September 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Me when I'm meeting the King at 11am but have Hamburglar duty at 2pm
September 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
September 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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mm delicious telephone
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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In my opinion the real problem is the male homeliness epidemic. You guys are ugly as shit.
August 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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here in Ringwood 1985 the legend was born ✊
July 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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When you put Ulysses S. Grant and Bram Stoker next to each other they look like a bear couple who run an antique store in Russian River and smell like leather no matter what they're wearing
May 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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You were right everyone, Lego is fun
May 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Fucking evergreen
The Liberals are BACK!!!
(circa 2009)
May 9, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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This. 😙🤌
May 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Starting with an acknowledgment of country … nice
#AusVotes #Albo #StillGettingOver2019
May 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Dutton took on the coalition leadership when they were in a pretty bad state. He turned it around and today they are absolutely fucken rooted. What a legacy.
May 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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And the people saw the poll, and they saw that it was good; and they went on their way, rejoicing. #auspol #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Albo has done it, and it’s looking like Spud is out
#AusVotes
May 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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the one time on AbFab where Patsy tried to prove she knows how to eat
April 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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The Coalition will remember Peter Dutton's disastrous campaign the way Labor remembers Mark Latham. An unhinged buffoon, wrecker and boofhead.
April 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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CUNTISSIMO
April 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM