Hangperson Dave
@davedrevello.bsky.social
nonbinary pal. punkish pansexual princess. polyam problem. Lost Boi. complete mark. Part-Time Hero.
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Hangperson Dave
@davedrevello.bsky.social
· Nov 19
The first sign of mental illness is posting online
Now I know what the wrestlers feel like when the PWI 500 is about to be released.
I'm giddy with anticipation to see if I've done enough to make it!
I'm giddy with anticipation to see if I've done enough to make it!
🚨Pam Bondi just ordered the FBI to compile a list of American "extremists" and to establish a bounty fund to reward tipsters, per DOJ memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
FBI Making List of American “Extremists,” Leaked Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Now I know what the wrestlers feel like when the PWI 500 is about to be released.
I'm giddy with anticipation to see if I've done enough to make it!
I'm giddy with anticipation to see if I've done enough to make it!
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Get you a hangman who can do both
"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Get you a hangman who can do both
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We can all learn a thing or two from Samoa Joe. 😌
August 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
We can all learn a thing or two from Samoa Joe. 😌
A weird comedy show that follows Excalibur after he takes off the mask (Unmasked Ex played by Tim Robinson) and goes off and lives his secret second life away from Pro Wrestling. But when It's Wednesday... You know what that means...
AEW-themed sitcoms, like one where Hechicero lives in the suburbs with Kazuchika Okada and Konosuke Takeshita, but he just can't keep those two in line.
Or The Mary Tyler Moore Show, but Mary Richards is Thekla w/Mark Briscoe as Lou Grant, The Beast Mortos as Murray, and Kyle Fletcher as Ted Baxter
Or The Mary Tyler Moore Show, but Mary Richards is Thekla w/Mark Briscoe as Lou Grant, The Beast Mortos as Murray, and Kyle Fletcher as Ted Baxter
What is one thing that you think TK can do to improve AEW overall? I really can't think of anything other than giving the women more air time. #AEW #WrestleSky
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A weird comedy show that follows Excalibur after he takes off the mask (Unmasked Ex played by Tim Robinson) and goes off and lives his secret second life away from Pro Wrestling. But when It's Wednesday... You know what that means...
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Tinder but it’s for finding a rival to battle Spy vs. Spy style.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Tinder but it’s for finding a rival to battle Spy vs. Spy style.
My heart is very heavy this day.
LeaveTheMemoriesAlone.mp3
LeaveTheMemoriesAlone.mp3
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My heart is very heavy this day.
LeaveTheMemoriesAlone.mp3
LeaveTheMemoriesAlone.mp3
I wrote this at the time limit and then quickly realized that I better just save it for a bit.
Nigel McGuinness vs Lee Moriarty was art #ROHFinalBattle
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I wrote this at the time limit and then quickly realized that I better just save it for a bit.
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that was one of the more dramatic "trading pin attempts" bits I've ever seen because every attempt at a pin is not just an attempt at a pin, but a risk taken that this one might be the one the other guy counters and finishes a grueling match. whole match ruled, i loved Moriarty-McGuinness.
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
that was one of the more dramatic "trading pin attempts" bits I've ever seen because every attempt at a pin is not just an attempt at a pin, but a risk taken that this one might be the one the other guy counters and finishes a grueling match. whole match ruled, i loved Moriarty-McGuinness.
Nigel McGuinness vs Lee Moriarty was art #ROHFinalBattle
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Nigel McGuinness vs Lee Moriarty was art #ROHFinalBattle
Jon Moxley is going to have a long fruitful career in professional wrestling if he so wishes. They should make him the President of Ring Of Honor or something upon his retirement #ROHFinalBattle
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Jon Moxley is going to have a long fruitful career in professional wrestling if he so wishes. They should make him the President of Ring Of Honor or something upon his retirement #ROHFinalBattle
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Who were the most and least sluttiest presidents in your personal headcanon, skyline
President slut? Is this a thing? Or was that just JFK?
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Who were the most and least sluttiest presidents in your personal headcanon, skyline
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
Lol soccer sucks.
President Trump awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize
President Trump awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize
President Trump is finally getting his peace prize.
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Lol soccer sucks.
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Trans women continue to be maligned as predators and invaders even as regimes basically make it legal to rape us.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Trans women continue to be maligned as predators and invaders even as regimes basically make it legal to rape us.
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Ok, listen y'all. I'm gonna be in the house for #AEWDynamite and excited doesn't even begin to describe the emotions I'm feeling. Gonna be a day to remember.
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ok, listen y'all. I'm gonna be in the house for #AEWDynamite and excited doesn't even begin to describe the emotions I'm feeling. Gonna be a day to remember.
WWE/TKO presents War Games
NO CEILING
ALL FLOOR
ALL FLOOR
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
WWE/TKO presents War Games
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Gonna be a bit of a dork about my newsletter for a moment, apologies in advance.
BIG EGG currently has 72 paying subscribers. I would love to make it 100. There's a sale today where a one year subscription is $30, every bonus piece and feature included. Here's my pitch. 🤼
BIG EGG currently has 72 paying subscribers. I would love to make it 100. There's a sale today where a one year subscription is $30, every bonus piece and feature included. Here's my pitch. 🤼
If you're the kinda jawn who has discretionary newsletter spending this Black Friday, you can get a full year of BIG EGG for $30 today.
www.bigeggwrestling.com/black-friday
www.bigeggwrestling.com/black-friday
BIG EGG
The Great Sport of Professional Wrestling, as seen by Joseph Montecillo and Colette Arrand
www.bigeggwrestling.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Gonna be a bit of a dork about my newsletter for a moment, apologies in advance.
BIG EGG currently has 72 paying subscribers. I would love to make it 100. There's a sale today where a one year subscription is $30, every bonus piece and feature included. Here's my pitch. 🤼
BIG EGG currently has 72 paying subscribers. I would love to make it 100. There's a sale today where a one year subscription is $30, every bonus piece and feature included. Here's my pitch. 🤼
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If you're the kinda jawn who has discretionary newsletter spending this Black Friday, you can get a full year of BIG EGG for $30 today.
www.bigeggwrestling.com/black-friday
www.bigeggwrestling.com/black-friday
BIG EGG
The Great Sport of Professional Wrestling, as seen by Joseph Montecillo and Colette Arrand
www.bigeggwrestling.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you're the kinda jawn who has discretionary newsletter spending this Black Friday, you can get a full year of BIG EGG for $30 today.
www.bigeggwrestling.com/black-friday
www.bigeggwrestling.com/black-friday
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The "AEW PPVs are too long!" assholes will happily deprive you of bang for your buck rather than fast forward through the shit that's uninteresting to them or simply not buy the show. They'll rob you of enjoyment to hammer content into the mold they expect. They should be ignored.
The thing that incenses me about these assholes is that they demand the PPVs be shorter, which threatens the quiet enjoyment of repeat customers like me who will happily lap up a 4-5 hour PPV. If you don't want that much content for your money, don't buy it and shut the fuck up.
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The "AEW PPVs are too long!" assholes will happily deprive you of bang for your buck rather than fast forward through the shit that's uninteresting to them or simply not buy the show. They'll rob you of enjoyment to hammer content into the mold they expect. They should be ignored.
I'm deep in the holiday vibes
(Drinking egg nog & scoping out DVDs on Highspots)
(Drinking egg nog & scoping out DVDs on Highspots)
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm deep in the holiday vibes
(Drinking egg nog & scoping out DVDs on Highspots)
(Drinking egg nog & scoping out DVDs on Highspots)
Juice Robinson's Mullet Powers counteract anything Stokley's bald ass can come up with. #AEWCOLLISION
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Juice Robinson's Mullet Powers counteract anything Stokley's bald ass can come up with. #AEWCOLLISION
What a wild whiplash between the ROH World Championship matches at Final Battle for the last two years... #AEWCOLLISION
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What a wild whiplash between the ROH World Championship matches at Final Battle for the last two years... #AEWCOLLISION
My secret to a perfect deep fried Cajun spice turkey?
Order one from the local Shriners cooking them for charity.
Mmmm perfect. 🤌
Order one from the local Shriners cooking them for charity.
Mmmm perfect. 🤌
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My secret to a perfect deep fried Cajun spice turkey?
Order one from the local Shriners cooking them for charity.
Mmmm perfect. 🤌
Order one from the local Shriners cooking them for charity.
Mmmm perfect. 🤌