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Davy! Davi! Davé!
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December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
missing the good old days when we had to at least make up a ridiculous reason before we could go get that oil
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Always hilarious when they come this close to getting it.
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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a jury of my peers? 12 dumb bitches??
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
October 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Well I am destroying the credibility of the company for which I am CEO but I am getting off so many zingers so who can say if it is good or bad”
October 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Definition of “tone deaf”
Are you paying us? Where?
October 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I think some folks would like their social media to be a coffee shop, or a classroom, or a bar, and I wish them all luck in their endeavors to create those visions. But if you’re open to a new framework, may I suggest you try “social media is a dojo”?
August 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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this man is not our ally
U R making my point. Reps talk about things that impact voters lives.
You can take every penny I have, every penny every billionaire has, and it wouldn't pay the interest in the debt for 3 or fewer yrs.
That’s being very stereotypical. You must be talking with the Dem party leadership owned by billionaires like you.
August 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time
July 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Evergreen skeet
An easy block from me is when someone makes a post about a hurricane that hits maga country or a horrible policy happening in a red state and someone goes “they asked for it, they voted for it womp womp”

If you say shit like that we are not on the same side sorry
June 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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the two big camps in dem politics right now are "just have some values and fight for them" and [smugly] "values? what are you, five?"
May 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Oh dang only 47% of that backwards state voted for progressive politics instead of 53% of my enlightened state full of geniuses? Guess they’re all evil!
January 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Wow, it looks like I am the only person correctly moderating his outrage, getting mad at the correct things in the exact perfect amount. I am doing so well navigating our current moment of horrors.
January 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ok.
January 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I also promise to stop drinking if I am put in charge of the military
December 5, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I was trying to understand the existence of Ween. I am not sure I was successful but it was not for lack of trying apparently.
December 4, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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BUT YOUR HONOR I AM LIKE US!
November 25, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Lurking here > Lurking there
November 19, 2024 at 5:53 PM
(to the tune of Changes in Latitude, Changes in Attitude)
🎵Hammered and gamblin’
Hammerin’ Grambling🎵
March 20, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Got a liquor advent calendar. December 6 is not fucking around.
December 7, 2023 at 2:43 AM