Evan
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Evan
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I paid 12 million for the email summary machine that tells me I am good at stuff and I am shocked I have yet to make a return on my investment. The email summary machine that tells me I am good at stuff told me it was a good decision too. Shocked. Shocking.
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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A 6-year-old just lost his mother. A woman was shot in the face in front of her wife.

The swift, lockstep attempt to dehumanize and villainize Renee Nicole Good might be the most depraved thing we've seen yet from these ghouls and their supporters. These people are utterly fucking dead inside.
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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French Foreign Ministry: “The removal of Maduro from power and the violation of sovereignty constitute a serious act of aggression against the dignity of the Venezuelan people and their right to determine their own future.
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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I know everyone is pointing it out but I do think it is absolutely reckless editorial practice to cite what an AI says, especially in a headline.

Grok has no authority, nor does it have a meaningful explanation for what happened, and citing it obscures those actually responsible for literal crimes.
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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real answer? burton thinks the writers were uncomfortable coming up with romantic plot lines involving a black guy
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by Three Spirits."

Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.

"So you and two others, Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.

"No. Three more."

"So four spirits" said Scrooge.

The ghost’s head dropped as it sighed. “Fuck’s sa
December 24, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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You cannot hide the soul.
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life

millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on

but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Why does that matter? Because if you pass a bunch of laws and no one enforces them, your laws are worthless. Laws are not self enforcing. Thinking otherwise is how you get "but how can he do that? It's illegal!" which is something I am told every. Single. Day.
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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you aren't actually preventing it. I will repeat that: passing a law prohibiting something does NOT prevent it from happening. It simply means that a prosecutor or law enforcement officer MAY, but is not required to, leverage the power of the government to put you in a cage for doing it.
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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it got real winter out

Ferrania P30
Nikon n80

#filmphotography
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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as you know i had an mri and it was perfect. very strong mri
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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i will be stepping back from public life some out of respect to the victims
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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My latest: "Numerous studies show that majors in the humanities—typically, in departments of English, history, philosophy, religious studies, classics and languages—lead students to employment and life satisfaction outcomes as positive as those for majors traditionally championed as 'practical.'”
Counterpoint | Minnesota humanities graduates thrive in meaningful careers
"The stereotype of the underemployed history major is simply not true," professor Andrea Kaston Tange writes.
www.startribune.com
October 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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just got served up an ad for i think copilot, showing the AI critiquing someone's oral argument. its key piece of advice: this time cut down on the repetition. ah yes repetition. famously up there with primacy and recency as things you should never ever do in persuasive argumentation
September 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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August 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The reason you don't give ground on trans rights - beyond the simple morality of it being wrong to do so - is because you don't give ground on rights period, and if you're willing to let it slide for one marginalized group it means everyone else is just a matter of price
First they came for the socialists etc. What if they came for some really small marginalized group of people (0.05% of population), and because we tied ourselves in knots trying to keep everyone happy, we never got into power, and never achieved anything.
August 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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remembering when democrats elected him house oversight chair over AOC 2 months ago talking about him like this
April 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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If you take anything away from my post, I hope it's this:
April 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM