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i have hidden exactly 37 quualudes in various places across the US over the last 7 years. i am banned from multiple olive gardens in several states
DC Comics should do a shot for shot remake of The Matrix except the machines are Braniac and the main characters are the Justice League
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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we already had access to every library in the world. it was called jstor and you made nerds hang themselves for accessing it without paying
Jesus fucking Christ. No, LLM won’t help you learn more. Why? Because when you read a summary (EVEN IF it’s correct, which is not a given) you are missing out on the process which is arguably more important than the result 🧵
December 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Taco Bell launched the Baja Midnight and now we're going to war with Venezuela
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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the rest of the country is going to get these in a few years and they're going to blow you the fuck away
December 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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The Trump promise: a foreign policy you need a massive stroke to appreciate
Fetterman expresses support for Trump's bonkers Truth Social post and aggression toward Venezuela: "It makes it that Iran is involved on that, and Russia is involved on that, and China as well too. That's sanctioned oil right now ... it makes a lot of sense."
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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BREAKING: The U.S. Coast Guard has quietly enacted a policy downgrading swastikas and nooses from hate symbols to “potentially divisive.” The manual is now in effect, despite public outrage and warnings after the draft was revealed last month. (Washington Post)
December 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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This lady wrote an entire book to bully her estranged daughter lmao. How is this not classic abuser shit that they do when they can't directly control you? Control everyone else's perception and destroy your reputation.
December 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wag the dog ass pedo president
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
December 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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why would immigrants do this www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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and for anyone who needs a reminder, @iwriteok.bsky.social has a good primer on how this went last time round podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
December 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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"You guys want healthcare??? What about me??? What about my struggles????" - Mark Cuban
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I forgot Mark Cuban was even on this site because I muted that barely literate ultra-priviledged weirdo forever ago. Luck doesn't make you intelligent, and luck doesn't add validity to your weird ass opinions. I'm not entertaining the deranged thoughts of the ultra-weathy. Get a real job, loser.
December 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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i know where someone can saw a beam to improve this country immeasurably
Time is owned by Marc Benioff, the CEO of Salesforce, which is currently trying to sell its AI tool to ICE in order to triple their recruitment. just a thing I think about sometimes while I’m at work, implementing his product for nonprofits.
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Let's be clear: the US govt *does not* care about the people of Venezuela. It cares about US hegemony and the interests of the US capitalist class. That is what this is about.
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Watching the liberals fight about how to “fix” our “democracy” that doesn’t actually exist is always amusing
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM