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comedy writer, living in Nashville, somehow a father. he/him
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You PARK on a DRIVEWAY and you DRIVE on a PARKWAY and you SIT on a CHAIR and you EAT a PINECONE and you WORK for OTHER PEOPLE
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how do we live in a world where saying “i believe no one should die due to lack of healthcare” is controversial
WATCH: @katmabu.bsky.social blows Jennings’ mind by saying “everyone deserves health care”
Reminder: this is how it is in every other developed nation, where the cruelty of the Republican Party has not killed universal health care on behalf of the insurance companies. #MedicareForAll
Reminder: this is how it is in every other developed nation, where the cruelty of the Republican Party has not killed universal health care on behalf of the insurance companies. #MedicareForAll
June 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
how do we live in a world where saying “i believe no one should die due to lack of healthcare” is controversial
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I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk.
I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
June 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I can't believe any Democrat would THINK of allying with Elon Musk.
I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
I won't take money from the guy who does a Hitler salute. It's really that simple.
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New Video:
A guide on how to speak with fascists when and if you are forced to do that, and why it is the only appropriate way.
youtu.be/tZzwO2B9b64
A guide on how to speak with fascists when and if you are forced to do that, and why it is the only appropriate way.
youtu.be/tZzwO2B9b64
Fascists will waste your time.
YouTube video by Thought Slime
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April 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
New Video:
A guide on how to speak with fascists when and if you are forced to do that, and why it is the only appropriate way.
youtu.be/tZzwO2B9b64
A guide on how to speak with fascists when and if you are forced to do that, and why it is the only appropriate way.
youtu.be/tZzwO2B9b64
Well, all my Severance theories just went up in smoke. I finally watched with subtitles on and they've been saying "outie" this whole time, not "Audi", so the car thing i had in mind is a dead frickin end. So...I guess it's something to do with belly buttons?
February 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Well, all my Severance theories just went up in smoke. I finally watched with subtitles on and they've been saying "outie" this whole time, not "Audi", so the car thing i had in mind is a dead frickin end. So...I guess it's something to do with belly buttons?
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i keep seeing the right argue that the nazi salutes are "trolling." i think there's some truth to that, but know what exactly is being mocked. they aren't mocking the idea that they could be nazis, they're mocking the idea that they should care one way or the other.
February 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i keep seeing the right argue that the nazi salutes are "trolling." i think there's some truth to that, but know what exactly is being mocked. they aren't mocking the idea that they could be nazis, they're mocking the idea that they should care one way or the other.
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we’re watching elon musk trying to run the government like a business by being that shitty boss everyones had at one point in their life and i hope this is an evergreen example of why “running the government like a business” might be the dumbest ideological statement out there
February 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
we’re watching elon musk trying to run the government like a business by being that shitty boss everyones had at one point in their life and i hope this is an evergreen example of why “running the government like a business” might be the dumbest ideological statement out there
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It’s time. Cast Timothée Chalamet in a Marvel movie and put him on steroids. I want to see Huge Chalamet
February 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It’s time. Cast Timothée Chalamet in a Marvel movie and put him on steroids. I want to see Huge Chalamet
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Gone ten years today. Hope you’re enjoying your trip through the cosmos.
I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him
I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him
February 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Gone ten years today. Hope you’re enjoying your trip through the cosmos.
I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him
I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him
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Absolutely this. I’ve been reporting on ASMR for over a decade now. It’s a relaxation tool that is supposed to produce sensations associated with being calm and happy, even lulling people to sleep. The White House invoking it alongside immigrants being shackled w/o due process is social manipulation
I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths
February 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Absolutely this. I’ve been reporting on ASMR for over a decade now. It’s a relaxation tool that is supposed to produce sensations associated with being calm and happy, even lulling people to sleep. The White House invoking it alongside immigrants being shackled w/o due process is social manipulation
I know this is late for news cycle and whatever but it's only because I really am gonna run for president just so I can issue an order changing trump's name to Mexico
February 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I know this is late for news cycle and whatever but it's only because I really am gonna run for president just so I can issue an order changing trump's name to Mexico
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disaster girl this week, liam kyle sullivan next week, a short series on Twitter Brands, sixteenth minute listeners are eating for the next few months
TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO LISTEN lol
TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO LISTEN lol
February 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
disaster girl this week, liam kyle sullivan next week, a short series on Twitter Brands, sixteenth minute listeners are eating for the next few months
TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO LISTEN lol
TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO LISTEN lol
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
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Instead of saying "I didn't understand the halftime show, therefore it is bad art" maybe try and understand why you didn't get it and think critically about the presentation, symbolism, etc. This is part of the beauty of art and creativity.
February 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Instead of saying "I didn't understand the halftime show, therefore it is bad art" maybe try and understand why you didn't get it and think critically about the presentation, symbolism, etc. This is part of the beauty of art and creativity.
Virtute the Cat saga, John K Samson/the Weakerthans
Listen and lean into your Sunday Scaries
Listen and lean into your Sunday Scaries
February 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Virtute the Cat saga, John K Samson/the Weakerthans
Listen and lean into your Sunday Scaries
Listen and lean into your Sunday Scaries
Maybe the reason conservatives don't tell *their* outspoken celebrities to 'stick to [their main thing]' is because they know they suck at the main thing? Like, "yeah Kid Rock, music isnt for everybody, let's give this a shot instead...!"
February 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Maybe the reason conservatives don't tell *their* outspoken celebrities to 'stick to [their main thing]' is because they know they suck at the main thing? Like, "yeah Kid Rock, music isnt for everybody, let's give this a shot instead...!"
Ok but what could you have done with the time it took you to make that backronym
BREAKING: Rep. Mark Pocan has introduced the ELON MUSK act which would ban "special" government employees like Musk from having federal contracts.
The full title of the bill is the Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy Act.
The full title of the bill is the Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy Act.
February 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ok but what could you have done with the time it took you to make that backronym
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NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
February 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
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Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
I wish I could do an Orpheus/Eurydice thing with my dog I lost last May. It would be super easy if Hades let me have a piece of cheese I could dangle at my hip, my dog would absolutely be right there behind me
February 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I wish I could do an Orpheus/Eurydice thing with my dog I lost last May. It would be super easy if Hades let me have a piece of cheese I could dangle at my hip, my dog would absolutely be right there behind me
"Some are born gay, some achieve gayness, and some have gayness thrust upon 'em" --William Shakesgay
February 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"Some are born gay, some achieve gayness, and some have gayness thrust upon 'em" --William Shakesgay
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if someone told me 'the funny thing can happen but it'll land on you and you alone' i'd do it. i love you all that much.
January 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
if someone told me 'the funny thing can happen but it'll land on you and you alone' i'd do it. i love you all that much.
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Hi. Right-wing politicians, lawyers, and grifters (and some liberals) want to convince you that trans youth are the victims of a social contagion and that the majority of those who transition will detransition. This is a lie that puts all trans people at risk. youtu.be/mlkBa7ooUN4
January 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hi. Right-wing politicians, lawyers, and grifters (and some liberals) want to convince you that trans youth are the victims of a social contagion and that the majority of those who transition will detransition. This is a lie that puts all trans people at risk. youtu.be/mlkBa7ooUN4
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