deep see creature
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call me the tail of hell the way i should not be followed
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now he's no longer here to contradict me, i am ready to announce that a human being couldn't possibly have written a book as ignorant and destructive as "Chariots Of The Gods". aliens wrote this book and EvD just took credit for their work
The OG Ancient Aliens fraud has gone to the big Annunaki Airship in the sky.
Erich von Däniken, Swiss writer who spawned alien archaeology, dies at 90
Erich von Däniken, the Swiss author whose books on the extraterrestrial origins of ancient civilizations brought him both fame and scorn, has died at age 90
abcnews.go.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
now he's no longer here to contradict me, i am ready to announce that a human being couldn't possibly have written a book as ignorant and destructive as "Chariots Of The Gods". aliens wrote this book and EvD just took credit for their work
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Do you think she was interviewed in a restaurant and made up her name while looking at her surroundings
January 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Do you think she was interviewed in a restaurant and made up her name while looking at her surroundings
i have never met a single person named sherlock or ebenezer
January 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
i have never met a single person named sherlock or ebenezer
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Schrodinger: [playing dead and alive]
Bear: what the hell
Bear: what the hell
January 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Schrodinger: [playing dead and alive]
Bear: what the hell
Bear: what the hell
guy who thinks "devil's lettuce" means arugula
January 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
guy who thinks "devil's lettuce" means arugula
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Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
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god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
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Day 605. Happy new years!
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Day 605. Happy new years!
he was a trader joe. she said see you later joe
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
he was a trader joe. she said see you later joe
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Times Square used to put a human sacrifice beneath the New Years ball to get crushed to death at exactly midnight. A blood offering to nourish Baby New Year. They stopped doing that in the 1990s though, these days they use a goat
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Times Square used to put a human sacrifice beneath the New Years ball to get crushed to death at exactly midnight. A blood offering to nourish Baby New Year. They stopped doing that in the 1990s though, these days they use a goat
momentous day in glorp history
December 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
momentous day in glorp history
according to my advent calendar, merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
according to my advent calendar, merry christmas
if i get murdered and one of you fuckers makes a true crime podcast about it i promise i will haunt you
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
if i get murdered and one of you fuckers makes a true crime podcast about it i promise i will haunt you
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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize
we should also ban houses until we can assess the effect of living in a house on the risk of house fires
we need to conduct a clinical trial with hundreds of house fires to determine if house fires are actually bad for people before we can say for sure whether or not that's what killed him
1. In Alaska, the right wing govt handpicked doctors to the Medical Board to ban trans youth care.
A month after after, one anti-trans doctor was arrested for child porn.
The day after he was bailed out, his home burned down, with reports suggesting he was found deceased.
Our latest wild story.
A month after after, one anti-trans doctor was arrested for child porn.
The day after he was bailed out, his home burned down, with reports suggesting he was found deceased.
Our latest wild story.
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
we should also ban houses until we can assess the effect of living in a house on the risk of house fires
the delay is sad and all but HOLY SHIT WE GET THE MC ESCHER HALLWAY
Unfortunately, we have to delay Layer 8: FRAUD to early next year. We underestimated the workload of our very ambitious plans, so we had to either compromise on the vision or delay it, and we want to make sure the last stretch is the best it can be.
Thank you for your patience.
Thank you for your patience.
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
the delay is sad and all but HOLY SHIT WE GET THE MC ESCHER HALLWAY
quotient rule hot pot restaurant: low D high minus haidilao
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
quotient rule hot pot restaurant: low D high minus haidilao
take me down to bilewater city where the grass is green and the girls are also green
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
take me down to bilewater city where the grass is green and the girls are also green
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Flight attendant: please fasten your seatbelts. The pilot is gonna try something sick
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Flight attendant: please fasten your seatbelts. The pilot is gonna try something sick
i will never work for the MIC but if i did i would be naming the weapons stuff like "the shit john saw in the book of revelation" or "megalodon t rex hurricane" or "it's not hubris it's just actually stronger than god"
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i will never work for the MIC but if i did i would be naming the weapons stuff like "the shit john saw in the book of revelation" or "megalodon t rex hurricane" or "it's not hubris it's just actually stronger than god"
this is foreshadowing the release date of the next update (june 7th)
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
this is foreshadowing the release date of the next update (june 7th)
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No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
YOU may be dreaming of a white christmas, but I'm dreaming of a 3% profit margin growth in Q4 so
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
YOU may be dreaming of a white christmas, but I'm dreaming of a 3% profit margin growth in Q4 so
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motivational quote of the day
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
motivational quote of the day