Banana
@defnotabanana.bsky.social
Sports guy, big on video games, sometimes political
Stat Padford when he has to face a top 10 pass defense:
October 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Stat Padford when he has to face a top 10 pass defense:
These teams might actually tie
September 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
These teams might actually tie
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Feds just arrested a reporter at the ICE facility outside Chicago
September 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Feds just arrested a reporter at the ICE facility outside Chicago
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Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee
September 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee
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At the Broadview ICE facility, an ICE agent tried to run dozens of protesters over with an SUV as we walked on a public crosswalk.
He kept driving for about a full football field until ICE barraged us with pepper balls.
He kept driving for about a full football field until ICE barraged us with pepper balls.
September 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
At the Broadview ICE facility, an ICE agent tried to run dozens of protesters over with an SUV as we walked on a public crosswalk.
He kept driving for about a full football field until ICE barraged us with pepper balls.
He kept driving for about a full football field until ICE barraged us with pepper balls.
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
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NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one
PELOSI: Take the shot
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This is what I don’t get. Israel wants to have a European or even American standard of living and lots of laptop jobs and foreign capital but also thinks endless war with neighbors can be compatible with that.
June 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This is what I don’t get. Israel wants to have a European or even American standard of living and lots of laptop jobs and foreign capital but also thinks endless war with neighbors can be compatible with that.
Taz Wanted longplay my beloved
June 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Taz Wanted longplay my beloved
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The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
June 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.
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i know no one cares about hypocrisy or shamelessness or anything anymore but these people really used to tell us they were scared of an armed govt being turned against americans, they made an entire career out of it
June 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i know no one cares about hypocrisy or shamelessness or anything anymore but these people really used to tell us they were scared of an armed govt being turned against americans, they made an entire career out of it
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the belief that it’s inevitable that as the youth gets older, the more left the country will swing needs to be thrown out. the kids will not “save us” if the kids aren’t welcome in the party that is supposedly on their side! the party needs to completely embrace the populist left
people love to talk about dem messaging problems and those do exist but the core issues are still substantive. what even are they trying to message? i follow politics to an unhealthy degree and beyond “egg prices!” i don’t know what the party wants to do with power.
May 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the belief that it’s inevitable that as the youth gets older, the more left the country will swing needs to be thrown out. the kids will not “save us” if the kids aren’t welcome in the party that is supposedly on their side! the party needs to completely embrace the populist left
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16 Dems just voted to confirm Trump's ambassador to China, David Perdue:
Booker (D-NJ)
Coons (D-DE)
Duckworth (D-IL)
Fetterman (D-PA)
Gallego (D-AZ)
Hassan (D-NH)
Kaine (D-VA)
Kim (D-NJ)
King (I-ME)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Peters (D-MI)
Reed (D-RI)
Rosen (D-NV)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Slotkin (D-MI)
Warner (D-VA)
Booker (D-NJ)
Coons (D-DE)
Duckworth (D-IL)
Fetterman (D-PA)
Gallego (D-AZ)
Hassan (D-NH)
Kaine (D-VA)
Kim (D-NJ)
King (I-ME)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Peters (D-MI)
Reed (D-RI)
Rosen (D-NV)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Slotkin (D-MI)
Warner (D-VA)
U.S. Senate: U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 119th Congress - 1st Session
www.senate.gov
April 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
16 Dems just voted to confirm Trump's ambassador to China, David Perdue:
Booker (D-NJ)
Coons (D-DE)
Duckworth (D-IL)
Fetterman (D-PA)
Gallego (D-AZ)
Hassan (D-NH)
Kaine (D-VA)
Kim (D-NJ)
King (I-ME)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Peters (D-MI)
Reed (D-RI)
Rosen (D-NV)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Slotkin (D-MI)
Warner (D-VA)
Booker (D-NJ)
Coons (D-DE)
Duckworth (D-IL)
Fetterman (D-PA)
Gallego (D-AZ)
Hassan (D-NH)
Kaine (D-VA)
Kim (D-NJ)
King (I-ME)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Peters (D-MI)
Reed (D-RI)
Rosen (D-NV)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Slotkin (D-MI)
Warner (D-VA)
In more positive (not for me) news, Milroe to Seattle isn’t a bad fit, I guess MacDonald thinks he can sit and develop and become like his own Lamar and I can see it working out if they let him sit. Gonna be annoying as a Niners fan to go up against if they develop him right.
April 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
In more positive (not for me) news, Milroe to Seattle isn’t a bad fit, I guess MacDonald thinks he can sit and develop and become like his own Lamar and I can see it working out if they let him sit. Gonna be annoying as a Niners fan to go up against if they develop him right.
After seeing Tyler fucking Shough drafted at 40 I take back what I said yesterday, we can call the Shedeur slide racially motivated
April 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
After seeing Tyler fucking Shough drafted at 40 I take back what I said yesterday, we can call the Shedeur slide racially motivated
I think there’s a lot to be said about racism in the NFL among front offices (and you’d be justified to say it), but I think it’s reductive to say Shedeur is sliding bc of racism. He’s just an okay prospect from a system that prioritized throws behind the LoS. Skepticism if he’ll translate is valid.
April 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I think there’s a lot to be said about racism in the NFL among front offices (and you’d be justified to say it), but I think it’s reductive to say Shedeur is sliding bc of racism. He’s just an okay prospect from a system that prioritized throws behind the LoS. Skepticism if he’ll translate is valid.
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he's just so fucking bad at internet, man. he's bad at jokes. he's bad at memes. he's bad at posting. he's bad at gaming. i can't remember any other person of notoriety on the internet be as consistently fucking bad at the internet for as long as he has been.
Feels a bit ironic coming from someone who's received billions of dollars from the federal government
April 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
he's just so fucking bad at internet, man. he's bad at jokes. he's bad at memes. he's bad at posting. he's bad at gaming. i can't remember any other person of notoriety on the internet be as consistently fucking bad at the internet for as long as he has been.
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If you don't laugh, you'll cry.
Thanks to @theguardian.com for talking to me about how we can make campaigns a public good, especially as our leaders try to make the world suckier:
Thanks to @theguardian.com for talking to me about how we can make campaigns a public good, especially as our leaders try to make the world suckier:
April 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you don't laugh, you'll cry.
Thanks to @theguardian.com for talking to me about how we can make campaigns a public good, especially as our leaders try to make the world suckier:
Thanks to @theguardian.com for talking to me about how we can make campaigns a public good, especially as our leaders try to make the world suckier:
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I was at the protest in Algonquin, at the far west end of the District! Some McHenry County voters invited me.
It’s a traditionally red county so often gets overlooked by Dems, but over 3,000 people came! This line went on for at least a half-mile:
It’s a traditionally red county so often gets overlooked by Dems, but over 3,000 people came! This line went on for at least a half-mile:
April 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I was at the protest in Algonquin, at the far west end of the District! Some McHenry County voters invited me.
It’s a traditionally red county so often gets overlooked by Dems, but over 3,000 people came! This line went on for at least a half-mile:
It’s a traditionally red county so often gets overlooked by Dems, but over 3,000 people came! This line went on for at least a half-mile:
Back in the gym so I can have thighs like Emma Frost
April 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Back in the gym so I can have thighs like Emma Frost
Banning the tush push because you suck at stopping it would be like banning play action because you keep falling for it. It can actually be beat, you’re just mad that the eagles are better at running it than your team is at both running AND defending against it.
Nothing is set in stone yet.
But the sense I get from around the league is that momentum around banning the tush push is growing.
But the sense I get from around the league is that momentum around banning the tush push is growing.
March 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Banning the tush push because you suck at stopping it would be like banning play action because you keep falling for it. It can actually be beat, you’re just mad that the eagles are better at running it than your team is at both running AND defending against it.
One thing that’s really bugging me lately is how lazy news media has gotten, like why are journalists citing Grok in investigative journalism stories where it’s their job to look for the answer? Grok isn’t a fucking source, you can’t just ask it to do journalism for you
March 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
One thing that’s really bugging me lately is how lazy news media has gotten, like why are journalists citing Grok in investigative journalism stories where it’s their job to look for the answer? Grok isn’t a fucking source, you can’t just ask it to do journalism for you