danielle stoermann
@destructogirl.bsky.social
feminist killjoy. runner. dogs are awesome. beer good, foamy. kc.
i just like being outside
i just like being outside
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UPDATE: Gardner Minshew likely suffered a torn ACL.
Per Matt Derrick.
Per Matt Derrick.
UPDATE: Gardner Minshew (knee) has been ruled OUT.
🚨🚨🚨 INJURY NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
Gardner Minshew (knee) is QUESTIONABLE to return.
Gardner Minshew (knee) is QUESTIONABLE to return.
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
UPDATE: Gardner Minshew likely suffered a torn ACL.
Per Matt Derrick.
Per Matt Derrick.
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All watching the #Chiefs today is doing is making me even more convinced Mahomes is the greatest QB on the planet and has been covering up massive issues for far too long
December 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
All watching the #Chiefs today is doing is making me even more convinced Mahomes is the greatest QB on the planet and has been covering up massive issues for far too long
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Travis Kelce should play QB the rest of the game. Give him something to enjoy for his retirement. He’s been listed as their emergency QB before
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Travis Kelce should play QB the rest of the game. Give him something to enjoy for his retirement. He’s been listed as their emergency QB before
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.
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Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes suffered a torn ACL.
His season is over.
His season is over.
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes suffered a torn ACL.
His season is over.
His season is over.
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bluesky is my #1 source for knowing what the weather is like in minnesota and pennsylvania
December 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
bluesky is my #1 source for knowing what the weather is like in minnesota and pennsylvania
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Philip Rivers hits Josh Downs for a TD
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Philip Rivers hits Josh Downs for a TD
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Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Old Man vs the SEA
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Why the hell is Seattle playing so soft in coverage? This is embarrassing.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why the hell is Seattle playing so soft in coverage? This is embarrassing.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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Part of the Chanukah tradition is to place the light menorah either outside or in a window where outsiders can see it. This is supposed to advertise the miracle of Chanukah. These days, it is also a way of saying, “This is a Jewish home.”
Every year I think about how it is also an act of bravery.
Every year I think about how it is also an act of bravery.
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Part of the Chanukah tradition is to place the light menorah either outside or in a window where outsiders can see it. This is supposed to advertise the miracle of Chanukah. These days, it is also a way of saying, “This is a Jewish home.”
Every year I think about how it is also an act of bravery.
Every year I think about how it is also an act of bravery.
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Masked men wearing ICE vests—but who refused to present a warrant or identify themselves—roped off a construction site, trapping two men on a roof for hours in subzero temps. Protesters gathered. Masked men eventually left, and one man on the roof was taken away by ambulance kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Masked men wearing ICE vests—but who refused to present a warrant or identify themselves—roped off a construction site, trapping two men on a roof for hours in subzero temps. Protesters gathered. Masked men eventually left, and one man on the roof was taken away by ambulance kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
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If you haven’t visited the blue medical tent in today’s Chiefs/Chargers game, STAY IN LINE
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you haven’t visited the blue medical tent in today’s Chiefs/Chargers game, STAY IN LINE
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Rand Paul on mid-decade redistricting: "I think it's gonna lead to more civic tension & possibly more violence in our country. Think about it: if 35% of Texas is solidly Democrat & they have 0 representation, how does that make Democrats feel? I think it makes them feel they're not represented"
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Rand Paul on mid-decade redistricting: "I think it's gonna lead to more civic tension & possibly more violence in our country. Think about it: if 35% of Texas is solidly Democrat & they have 0 representation, how does that make Democrats feel? I think it makes them feel they're not represented"
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Thank goodness we have unlimited racial profiling instead of lower grocery prices.
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Federal agents use chemical irritant on crowd in Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis amid Trump crackdown
Federal agents have used chemical irritant to disperse a crowd in a heavily Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. This happened Tuesday during a identification checks amid the Trump administration's cra...
www.mprnews.org
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Thank goodness we have unlimited racial profiling instead of lower grocery prices.
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if i were a young person that survived multiple (!!!) school shootings at different schools and the big fancy media outlets interviewed me about it and all of that was to absolutely no effect that would really, really demoralize me
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
if i were a young person that survived multiple (!!!) school shootings at different schools and the big fancy media outlets interviewed me about it and all of that was to absolutely no effect that would really, really demoralize me
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after they do it in Heated Rivalry why don't they say "good game"
seems unsportsmanlike
seems unsportsmanlike
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
after they do it in Heated Rivalry why don't they say "good game"
seems unsportsmanlike
seems unsportsmanlike
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Week 3 is underway 🔥
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December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Week 3 is underway 🔥
Stream with our broadcast partners, on the PWHL YouTube channel, or at thepwhl.com. Want to know where to catch the games near you? Visit ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/where-to-watch
Stream with our broadcast partners, on the PWHL YouTube channel, or at thepwhl.com. Want to know where to catch the games near you? Visit ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/where-to-watch
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Man this sucks. He’s been battling for weeks, and had a chance this season to really change the arc of his career. Feel awful for him and Colts fans.
This is really not good for Daniel Jones. Looks like he knows he's done-done. Grabbed his knee, then calf/Achilles
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Man this sucks. He’s been battling for weeks, and had a chance this season to really change the arc of his career. Feel awful for him and Colts fans.
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TLDR: SCOTUS rules, 6-3, that racial gerrymandering is totally okay when Republicans do it. And if a district court suggests otherwise, they were dumb and too mean to Republicans (specifically “not presuming their good faith”).
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
TLDR: SCOTUS rules, 6-3, that racial gerrymandering is totally okay when Republicans do it. And if a district court suggests otherwise, they were dumb and too mean to Republicans (specifically “not presuming their good faith”).
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They basically fault the panel by saying that they failed to apply the presumption of legislative good faith and failed to take a near-dispositive adverse inference against the plaintiffs for not providing an alternative map.
But the panel expressly considered both of these things.
But the panel expressly considered both of these things.
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
They basically fault the panel by saying that they failed to apply the presumption of legislative good faith and failed to take a near-dispositive adverse inference against the plaintiffs for not providing an alternative map.
But the panel expressly considered both of these things.
But the panel expressly considered both of these things.
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A Missouri appeals court just handed a big win to reproductive supporters by rewriting a summary of a GOP-backed ballot measure to repeal the right to an abortion after concluding the prior version was misleading in many ways.
Decision here: www.aclu-mo.org/sites/defaul...
Decision here: www.aclu-mo.org/sites/defaul...
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A Missouri appeals court just handed a big win to reproductive supporters by rewriting a summary of a GOP-backed ballot measure to repeal the right to an abortion after concluding the prior version was misleading in many ways.
Decision here: www.aclu-mo.org/sites/defaul...
Decision here: www.aclu-mo.org/sites/defaul...
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I like the part where President Donald J. Trump (R) visibly wakes up from being asleep at the table
Hegseth: "We've only just begun striking narco boats and putting narcoterrorists at the bottom of the ocean"
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I like the part where President Donald J. Trump (R) visibly wakes up from being asleep at the table