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the horrors persist but so do i

leo is my name not my zodiac sign
Nymm Cantor @ Moogle: DRK, DRG
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I need ecoterrorists to start targeting A.I. data centers. They’re legit one of the biggest polluters and detriments to our environment right now.

Where’s Barret when you need him?
a video game character named barret says the planet 's dyin ' cloud !
Alt: a video game character named barret says the planet 's dyin ' cloud !
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Realistic vs. Chess 🐴
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
thinking of the etymologic connection between the words Bennu (mythological bird), phoenix (also bird), phoenicia (the greek name for the ancient region), and poenic/punic (the roman word for carthaginian).
you see it all has to do with the colour purple, and thus with the humble tyrian sea snail
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Love a completely average pigeon
#art
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Rando: "Communist!"
Zohran: "It's pronounced 'cyclist!"

Zohran is so good at this.
#Zohran
#NewYork
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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ラムザのこの服が1番好き
#FFT
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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親友
#FFT
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
you can poo, and you can poop.
you can pee, but you can't peep.
kinda fucked up if you think about it.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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When cats do the turkey leg ❤️
October 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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In Dissidia Duellum via SQEX: "Kain is skilled at closing gaps during battle with his 'Jump' attack."

While calm and collected, and at times curt, deep down he cares for his allies. He can often be seen on the top of tall buildings, scouting monsters and scoping out his next destination."
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Launching a new social media platform where, in addition to upvoting or downvoting a post, you can also topvote, bottomvote, strangevote, or charmvote it. Each of these options DOES affect the Algorithm, but exactly how is not publicly documented, leaving users to puzzle it out via trial and error.
October 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Emperor Palpatine

xkcd.com/3157/
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM