Dillon Zander-Jeffrey
@dillzanjeff.bsky.social
He/him
“Thinking is a form of emasculation,” Ur Fascism -Umberto Eco
“Thinking is a form of emasculation,” Ur Fascism -Umberto Eco
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they should just spike it three times
Bryce Young on fourth downs this year entering Week 18
14-of-19, 245 yards, 3 TDs, 12 first downs, 2 rushing first downs on 3 attempts.
14-of-19, 245 yards, 3 TDs, 12 first downs, 2 rushing first downs on 3 attempts.
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
they should just spike it three times
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is there any way to see whether anybody has ever attempted a flea flicker from the 20-yard line before
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
is there any way to see whether anybody has ever attempted a flea flicker from the 20-yard line before
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A flea flicker in THIS weather?!
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
A flea flicker in THIS weather?!
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I hate that AI has taken ownership of the word “slop” when it should be used to describe this football game
January 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I hate that AI has taken ownership of the word “slop” when it should be used to describe this football game
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Baker Mayfield truck sticking his RB on the handoff
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Baker Mayfield truck sticking his RB on the handoff
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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the panthers just kneeled in the 4th quarter on 4th down while they were losing. according to @stathead.com that's the third time a team has done that since 1978. here are the other two
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
the panthers just kneeled in the 4th quarter on 4th down while they were losing. according to @stathead.com that's the third time a team has done that since 1978. here are the other two
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Happy birthday to the brilliant, passionate, and singular star @janefonda.com Here she is giving her revelatory performance as Bree Daniels in Alan J. Pakula’s KLUTE (1971) ❤️
December 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Happy birthday to the brilliant, passionate, and singular star @janefonda.com Here she is giving her revelatory performance as Bree Daniels in Alan J. Pakula’s KLUTE (1971) ❤️
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This is the only article I can find that mentions it www.sbnation.com/nfl/1095655/...
Puka Nacua’s Adin Ross appearance results in antisemitic touchdown dance promise
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December 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is the only article I can find that mentions it www.sbnation.com/nfl/1095655/...
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The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
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Not all that long ago he was headlining Hollywood blockbusters and now he's a row below the woman best know for coming 5th in a college swim meet
Oof. Russell Brand sharing 5th row duties with Rob Schneider now.
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Not all that long ago he was headlining Hollywood blockbusters and now he's a row below the woman best know for coming 5th in a college swim meet
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
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massive clean hits by guys wearing the Guardian Cap is a Woke 2 indicator
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
massive clean hits by guys wearing the Guardian Cap is a Woke 2 indicator
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Wait, there's another half of this football game? Do we have to?
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wait, there's another half of this football game? Do we have to?
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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Cam Newton being benched for a dress code violation for a series and then Derek Anderson throwing an interception on the first play is my Roman Empire
Disciplining players for one series is a hilarious NFL tradition.
We mean business! But we really need you guys, cool?
We mean business! But we really need you guys, cool?
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Cam Newton being benched for a dress code violation for a series and then Derek Anderson throwing an interception on the first play is my Roman Empire
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The Kansas City Chiefs are 5-5 with a +73 point differential
The Carolina Panthers are 6-5 with a -42 point differential
The Carolina Panthers are 6-5 with a -42 point differential
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The Kansas City Chiefs are 5-5 with a +73 point differential
The Carolina Panthers are 6-5 with a -42 point differential
The Carolina Panthers are 6-5 with a -42 point differential
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"mr. perfect" is an excellent nickname for ryan kalkbrenner
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"mr. perfect" is an excellent nickname for ryan kalkbrenner
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
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“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“I wanna give you a layup to disavow white supremacy, so here ya go”
“No thanks”
“No thanks”