Dinsdale
dinsdaleatlarge.bsky.social
Dinsdale
@dinsdaleatlarge.bsky.social
Maybe this one will stick?
One of the (few, minuscule) good things about this year has been Alexandra Petri moving from WaPo to the Atlantic, where I already had a subscription and which isn’t owned by Jeff Bezos.
July 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
April 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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if nothing else credit to cory booker for the longest speech a stanford guy has ever given without announcing a product that will doom us all
April 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The European teenage boys sitting next to me at this cafe would have more success being subtle if they didn’t punctuate their foreign conversation with “OnlyFans” every second sentence 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️
April 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you ever feel like you’re not qualified or competent enough for your role, just read this.

They *need* to get rid of “DEI” because us being in the room makes it clear how dumb they actually are.
March 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Apart from the fact that it’s been debunked for decades, the “vaccines cause autism” lie pisses me off because SO FUCKING WHAT if they did?! Many, many brilliant people are autistic and frankly, I’m not convinced we wouldn’t be better off if it were the neurotypicals who were the minority.
March 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Egg drop soup
Egg clumsy
Egg bad waiter
Egg fired again
Egg turn to life of crime
March 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
We’re about to be hit by a cyclone (hurricane) for the first time in 50 years and honestly it’s kind of delightful that literally all the news here is about the preparation. It’s a relief to think about something other than Herr Trump. 🥴
March 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
The thing is, you can be the most conservative IR realist around who couldn’t care less whether foreigners live or die and STILL recognise that there is a need to counter China’s transparent program to expand its sphere of influence. If we end up at war, we need allies. That’s WHY USAID exists.
Fox News just said the U.S. doesn't have anything like China's Belt and Road Initiative, which is hilarious. We did. It was called USAID.
February 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Listen, if we’re bringing back eugenics, we can at least bring back Mapquest, too.
Gulf of South Canada
Check out my custom Gulf of South Canada map created with MapQuest!
gulfof.mapquest.com
February 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…

We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com

Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
Gulf Map Generator - MapQuest
Explore and customize your own Gulf region map with our interactive map tool.
gulfof.mapquest.com
February 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When I worked for a software company, the devs wanted to created a whole gamified coin system for each part of the program (NB: said program was a B2B, very boring supply-chain related SaaS). They COULD NOT understand how that might be difficult to account for.

Tech people know nothing about audit.
“Elon got root access” is definitely going to wind up in court filings since that’s not what DOJ has been telling judges.

Musk just quote-tweeted this, which seems like an admission they’ve been lying in court.
February 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I can appreciate that this is a good show, but it turns out I don’t know a single Kendrick Lamar song (unless Bad Blood counts 🤣)
February 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
OK so can we kick the USA out of Five Eyes now? Or do we have to wait until they invade Canada?
Hey it turns out we're getting rid of the CIA.

"The Central Intelligence Agency offered buyouts to its entire workforce Tuesday, in what officials said is a bid to bring the agency in line with President Trump’s priorities, including targeting drug cartels."

www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
The CIA Is About to Get a Trump Makeover
The spy agency’s workforce received a buyout-style offer on Tuesday.
www.wsj.com
February 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
THEN FUCKING DO IT, CHUCK
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ah, yes, “efficiency” and “growth” that are actually code for “drain all the assets, load it up with debt & make a quick buck for ourselves 🥰”
Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
February 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Do we have any further updates on @jennyjennijenne.bsky.social? I’ve been thinking of her and her boys constantly. 💔
January 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I just sent TikTok a support ticket including a screenshot of my actual current location to beg them to change my account. I know I can just make another one but I don’t think I can bear to start again with the algorithm 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Somehow that fuckface can throw up the old Heil Hitler and it’s “oh, he’s autistic” but when I pointed out my boss’s list of “problems” she had with me was basically the DSM criteria it was somehow still my fault?
Everyone excusing Elon Musk’s behavior due to his alleged autism should be chased into the sea with pitchforks

it’s both profoundly insulting to autistic people and also obviously not true
January 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Jenny is one of the earliest people I “met” on the Internet. She is such a force of nature and always, always had the best stories. This is heartbreaking. 💔
January 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Uh, except I’m not in the US and never have been while I’ve had TikTok?? I don’t even use a US-based VPN on my phone. So wtf?!
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They want to go back to a time before women’s suffrage, fine, but then they better start acting like gentlemen.
January 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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January 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
But I’m guessing we still can’t say “men are trash”, right?
Other news contained in this document: Via an official "Slur Update," Meta has decided "'Tranny' is no longer a designated slur and is now non-violating." I have never seen the company (or any other platform) delist a slur before.
January 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM