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Viewers may think this sounds harsh but is there any way to block on here and then socially and politically displace and disenfranchise people who care about Big Brother?
September 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Viewers may think this sounds harsh but is there any way to block on here and then socially and politically displace and disenfranchise people who care about Big Brother?
Everyone I hate also has low ratings and are very unpopular and not funny.
Everything I don't like is failing and things I do like are doing very well, so I'm told.
Everything I don't like is failing and things I do like are doing very well, so I'm told.
September 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Everyone I hate also has low ratings and are very unpopular and not funny.
Everything I don't like is failing and things I do like are doing very well, so I'm told.
Everything I don't like is failing and things I do like are doing very well, so I'm told.
It's so weird and telling that they assume someone has to be "funding" antifa.
Because their fake ass ideology would instantly disappear without constant expensive propaganda, they cannot conceive of organic morality.
Because their fake ass ideology would instantly disappear without constant expensive propaganda, they cannot conceive of organic morality.
September 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's so weird and telling that they assume someone has to be "funding" antifa.
Because their fake ass ideology would instantly disappear without constant expensive propaganda, they cannot conceive of organic morality.
Because their fake ass ideology would instantly disappear without constant expensive propaganda, they cannot conceive of organic morality.
Spend your fucking campaign ad time speaking directly to your actual human constituents and telling them exactly how you plan to suppress this nightmare, disempower the lunatics, and sterilize their movement forever.
September 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Spend your fucking campaign ad time speaking directly to your actual human constituents and telling them exactly how you plan to suppress this nightmare, disempower the lunatics, and sterilize their movement forever.
If a genie popped out of a lamp and I had only one wish, I would waste it on wishing that Democrats won't spend their upcoming campaign ads sucking Republican voter ass to try to win them over. They're brainwashed. It won't work.
September 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If a genie popped out of a lamp and I had only one wish, I would waste it on wishing that Democrats won't spend their upcoming campaign ads sucking Republican voter ass to try to win them over. They're brainwashed. It won't work.
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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
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Do you seriously still think facts matter to right-wingers? Our difference with them is no longer merely ideological. It's ontological - they interpret words, even measurement units, entirely differently than any reasonable human being does.
September 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Do you seriously still think facts matter to right-wingers? Our difference with them is no longer merely ideological. It's ontological - they interpret words, even measurement units, entirely differently than any reasonable human being does.
Okay but when we rebuild civilization, I don't really want the "tRump" and "don't get distracted" guys either.
September 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Okay but when we rebuild civilization, I don't really want the "tRump" and "don't get distracted" guys either.
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Eyes Wide Shut was a cautionary tale about renting a costume
September 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Eyes Wide Shut was a cautionary tale about renting a costume
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I accidentally killed Delaan Winterhound in tonight's D&D session and I feel disgusting.
a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door
Alt: a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door and crying
media.tenor.com
September 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I accidentally killed Delaan Winterhound in tonight's D&D session and I feel disgusting.
In the last week, I've agreed with Rand Paul, MTG, Tucker Carlson, and Ted Cruz, at least on some specific issues.
It truly is the end of days.
It truly is the end of days.
September 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
In the last week, I've agreed with Rand Paul, MTG, Tucker Carlson, and Ted Cruz, at least on some specific issues.
It truly is the end of days.
It truly is the end of days.
If you're cancelling your streaming services, maybe it's time to take up reading for pleasure again. Why not start here?
Staff Stacks: What We're Reading in September 2025 | Dirge Magazine
We here at Dirge are, first and foremost, nerds. As such, most of us are big readers of every possible genre. If you're in need of some recommendations, look no further; we've got you covered.
dirgemagazine.com
September 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you're cancelling your streaming services, maybe it's time to take up reading for pleasure again. Why not start here?
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For everyone cancelling streaming services, do you know about Tubi? It’s FREE (yes, there are ads), but their library of shows and movies is so massive you’d never be able to watch it all in 15 lifetimes. Old stuff, new stuff, it has SO MUCH.
September 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
For everyone cancelling streaming services, do you know about Tubi? It’s FREE (yes, there are ads), but their library of shows and movies is so massive you’d never be able to watch it all in 15 lifetimes. Old stuff, new stuff, it has SO MUCH.
I'm about to go outside and scream "TECH SUPPORT!" like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.
September 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'm about to go outside and scream "TECH SUPPORT!" like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.
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As threatened, wrote the poem off that headline.
September 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
As threatened, wrote the poem off that headline.
Spirit Halloween is not a parasite. Spirit Halloween is a mushroom.
September 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Spirit Halloween is not a parasite. Spirit Halloween is a mushroom.
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This is the danger of anonymous "news aggregation" accounts like this, especially when they don't provide sources for their claims. This just straight up isn't true, but if you take the Alt National Park Service at their word, you'd never know it.
September 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is the danger of anonymous "news aggregation" accounts like this, especially when they don't provide sources for their claims. This just straight up isn't true, but if you take the Alt National Park Service at their word, you'd never know it.
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Our phones are not "bad for us" any more than the full moon is bad for us. We were definitely meant to stare at the full moon for hours and hours, night after night after night forever.
September 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Our phones are not "bad for us" any more than the full moon is bad for us. We were definitely meant to stare at the full moon for hours and hours, night after night after night forever.
I think the only first step in actually dealing with this shit is coming to grips with the fact that they are never acting in good faith, cannot be reasoned with, cannot be shamed, and cannot be thwarted by their own rules (because they will simply change the rules when they don't like the outcome).
September 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I think the only first step in actually dealing with this shit is coming to grips with the fact that they are never acting in good faith, cannot be reasoned with, cannot be shamed, and cannot be thwarted by their own rules (because they will simply change the rules when they don't like the outcome).
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September 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We're working on a podcast! We're writing and growing and reaching out to more artists and writers, but it's hard! We need your support to exist as a free island in the Sea of Enshittification!
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Other people have said the same but "debate as a good for which we should strive" requires all parties to live in a consensus reality and have the capacity for meaningfully communicative speech which is no longer and increasingly far from the case
September 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Other people have said the same but "debate as a good for which we should strive" requires all parties to live in a consensus reality and have the capacity for meaningfully communicative speech which is no longer and increasingly far from the case
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It really is a grim ritual that we have so many acts of violence that evolve into another grim ritual of everyone waiting to see what team the maniac played for, and half the time that has already been decided by the grim ritual of everyone speculating before anyone has any clue about it
September 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It really is a grim ritual that we have so many acts of violence that evolve into another grim ritual of everyone waiting to see what team the maniac played for, and half the time that has already been decided by the grim ritual of everyone speculating before anyone has any clue about it
We are never going to get official inquiry or answers about these guys.
"We think he acted alone."
Totally!
"We think he acted alone."
Totally!
Come to think of it the hand signal guy does look familiar.
September 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
We are never going to get official inquiry or answers about these guys.
"We think he acted alone."
Totally!
"We think he acted alone."
Totally!