DJ Jazzy Hamhat
@djjazzyhamhat.bsky.social
DEI-loving Canadian ally; pet versatile.
RBC YYZ PYT NBD GTFO
RBC YYZ PYT NBD GTFO
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Why, here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Why, here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock.
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[Sings drunkenly.]
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
[Sings drunkenly.]
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
S&Ms
S&Ms
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Almond Job
Almond Job
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Sugar Rabies
Sugar Rabies
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
S&Ms
S&Ms
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Almond Job
Almond Job
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Sugar Rabies
Sugar Rabies
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Milky WAP
Milky WAP
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Almond Job
Almond Job
Sweardle day 1393 3/4
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🟩🟩🟩⬛
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October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sweardle day 1393 3/4
⬛🟩🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟨🟨
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I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?
August 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?
PANIC! At the RenFair!
August 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
PANIC! At the RenFair!
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he's bitin the heads off the angels now
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
he's bitin the heads off the angels now
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
youtu.be/E9HJCIVRDwo?...
youtu.be/E9HJCIVRDwo?...
July 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
youtu.be/E9HJCIVRDwo?...
youtu.be/E9HJCIVRDwo?...
June 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. ”Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel)
June 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. ”Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel)
The new director’s employee badge photo. Could be anyone.
June 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The new director’s employee badge photo. Could be anyone.
The Popedalorian
June 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Popedalorian
Happy Pride, feat. Maximum Capacity
June 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Happy Pride, feat. Maximum Capacity
The porn director’s dilemma.
WHY ARE ALL OF THE STUDS IN MY HOUSE NOT WHERE I WANT THEM???
June 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The porn director’s dilemma.
Sunny, you’re on mute <SKWAWK!>
Pet parrots were taught to do video calls, and it was a hit.
The birds not only made friends with each other, and selected who they wanted to call and when, but also picked up new skills from fellow parrots.
Good enrichment option for improving captive parrot welfare.
🧪🦜
dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/...
The birds not only made friends with each other, and selected who they wanted to call and when, but also picked up new skills from fellow parrots.
Good enrichment option for improving captive parrot welfare.
🧪🦜
dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/...
May 13, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Sunny, you’re on mute <SKWAWK!>
And how! I once ended up with two of them, and ended up regifting one at our office Secret Santa and got called out for it! Very embarrassing!!
You know when someone gives you a free luxury plane and expects nothing in return? Everyone has gone through this.
May 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
And how! I once ended up with two of them, and ended up regifting one at our office Secret Santa and got called out for it! Very embarrassing!!
The average American has three friends.
May 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The average American has three friends.
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“Fuckin’ Huey Lewis, man. Shit!”
May 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“Fuckin’ Huey Lewis, man. Shit!”
Rice Krispies VII
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate and number of letters in your first name:
PorkBun VII (?)
Look, I traded in my Catholic card after making a full recovery, whatever. Obviously did not earn any Kosher credit either.
PorkBun VII (?)
Look, I traded in my Catholic card after making a full recovery, whatever. Obviously did not earn any Kosher credit either.
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate and number of letters in your first name:
Arugula the 7th
Arugula the 7th
May 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Rice Krispies VII
Zuck: The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Zuck: The average American has three friends
He is risen, Amen.
April 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
He is risen, Amen.