I speak for the trees, and the trees are saying everyone should give me eleven hundred dollars

Resolving to get my shit together next week, a Friday tradition

This weather makes me start feeling bad about wanting nothing to do with the outdoors on my days off. Kinda like office people don't like to touch a computer on the weekends

everye time i go outside i put on my little perforamnce and everyone believes it and i am like you fucking imbeciles. you credulous fools

[throwing a manila folder down on the desk] Scully, you ever hear of the Clout Demon ?

feel like playing a game. none of the 500000000 games i own is exactly the right one, however.

gotta get my hands on some of that rare dirt

life is hell