Martin W
@dmartw.bsky.social
Muddling through life trying to be nice. Somewhere oop north.
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You want niche? Oh, we got niche.
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
You want niche? Oh, we got niche.
It's a bit harsh of the commentator to call Celtic's manager noncey after just two games.
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It's a bit harsh of the commentator to call Celtic's manager noncey after just two games.
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Tbf they have a lot in common.
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Tbf they have a lot in common.
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circus marketing
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
circus marketing
Seeing as how I have no intention visit the USA any time soon, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that the current President is a massive cunt.
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Seeing as how I have no intention visit the USA any time soon, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that the current President is a massive cunt.
I have to fast before a blood test tomorrow. I don't normally eat after 8.00pm, but because I can't I want to. Brains are weird.
December 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have to fast before a blood test tomorrow. I don't normally eat after 8.00pm, but because I can't I want to. Brains are weird.
For being a cunt to trans women I assume?
Ex-Olympic swimmer Sharron Davies and Icleand boss Richard Walker among new peers
Ex-Olympic swimmer Sharron Davies and Icleand boss Richard Walker among new peers
Downing Street announced 34 new peers to "correct" an imbalance against Labour in the House of Lords.
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
For being a cunt to trans women I assume?
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
Now listening.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Christmas Music - Christmas Chill - Mindful Mix: Christmas Carols - BBC Sounds
Ring in the festive season with this soothing mix of classic Christmas carols.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Now listening.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
It looks like a National Trust property. Nice to look at, but I wouldn't live in it. Those dolls would kill you in your sleep.
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
It looks like a National Trust property. Nice to look at, but I wouldn't live in it. Those dolls would kill you in your sleep.
Glorious, and every single one of them could be real posts.
25 'MOST BLUESKY' POSTS OF 2025
Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?
Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Glorious, and every single one of them could be real posts.
Both VAR decisions in the Inter v Liverpool game were wrong, so the penalty cancels out the disallowed goal for me, Clive.
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Both VAR decisions in the Inter v Liverpool game were wrong, so the penalty cancels out the disallowed goal for me, Clive.
Marie died six years ago today. Roxette had some total bangers.
youtu.be/8fGLiIvKKys?...
youtu.be/8fGLiIvKKys?...
Roxette - Fading Like A Flower
YouTube video by Roxette
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Marie died six years ago today. Roxette had some total bangers.
youtu.be/8fGLiIvKKys?...
youtu.be/8fGLiIvKKys?...
Had my hair cut today and the barber fucking coughed on me, the dirty bastard.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Had my hair cut today and the barber fucking coughed on me, the dirty bastard.
Midsommar. A big, steaming pile of dogshit.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Midsommar. A big, steaming pile of dogshit.
Watching Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale again, a superb anti-festive fable.
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Watching Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale again, a superb anti-festive fable.
I think I'm developing gills due to the amount of rain there's been lately.
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think I'm developing gills due to the amount of rain there's been lately.
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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Get a load of this. 😆
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Get a load of this. 😆
Oh What Fun - never has a film been more incorrectly named.
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh What Fun - never has a film been more incorrectly named.
This is interesting enough, but the fact he's Tommy Ball's son makes it even better. The owner legendary shoe shop that was well-known in the North West back in the day.
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
The snail farm don: is this the most brazen tax avoidance scheme of all time?
The long read: Terry Ball – renowned shoe salesman, friend to former mafiosi – has resolved to spend his last years finding ways to cheat authorities he feels have cheated him. His greatest ruse? A ta...
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
This is interesting enough, but the fact he's Tommy Ball's son makes it even better. The owner legendary shoe shop that was well-known in the North West back in the day.
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...