Martin W
@dmartw.bsky.social
Muddling through life trying to be nice. Somewhere oop north.
Nice things happen.
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Asda worker 'restores faith in humanity' for newborn's parents
Emma and Harry Brown say the Asda employee's kindness helped them to feed and clothe their new baby.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 17, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Nice things happen.
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Legs Akimbo vibes.
February 17, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Legs Akimbo vibes.
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guys if I'm murdered please don't turn it into interpretive dance I don't want that
February 17, 2026 at 8:32 AM
guys if I'm murdered please don't turn it into interpretive dance I don't want that
St Pancake was martyred by being squashed under a large rock in AD673, which is where we get the saying "as flat as a pancake" from. Sometime in the late 1800s a Victorian lemon juice entrepreneur named Marcel Jif, a French immigrant to London, needed something to perk up his failing business.
February 17, 2026 at 8:16 AM
St Pancake was martyred by being squashed under a large rock in AD673, which is where we get the saying "as flat as a pancake" from. Sometime in the late 1800s a Victorian lemon juice entrepreneur named Marcel Jif, a French immigrant to London, needed something to perk up his failing business.
"All the people I was kissing
Some are here and some are missing
In my nineteen nineties"
Some are here and some are missing
In my nineteen nineties"
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
"All the people I was kissing
Some are here and some are missing
In my nineteen nineties"
Some are here and some are missing
In my nineteen nineties"
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Been watching The Wrecking Crew for an hour and it feels like three. And Claes Cang gives me the ick.
February 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Been watching The Wrecking Crew for an hour and it feels like three. And Claes Cang gives me the ick.
Do those Arsenal bastards not realise they're ruining my birthday?
February 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Do those Arsenal bastards not realise they're ruining my birthday?
Keep it below double figures and I'll be happy. #wafc
a cat is giving a thumbs up and the words yikes ok are below it
Alt: a cat is giving a thumbs up and the words yikes ok are below it
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February 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Keep it below double figures and I'll be happy. #wafc
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"Have you taken your break?" #smallprophets
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"Have you taken your break?" #smallprophets
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Deliverance is on BBC4 at 9.00pm if you fancy seeing Ned Beatty get bummed by a hillbilly.
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Deliverance is on BBC4 at 9.00pm if you fancy seeing Ned Beatty get bummed by a hillbilly.
Of course I listened to Lemon Jelly after seeing this post. I'd have been mad not to.
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February 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Of course I listened to Lemon Jelly after seeing this post. I'd have been mad not to.
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A racist cunt, that's who.
Who is Jim Ratcliffe, the billionaire Ineos boss and Man Utd co-owner?
Who is Jim Ratcliffe, the billionaire Ineos boss and Man Utd co-owner?
The industrialist and Manchester United co-owner has apologised over comments he made about immigration.
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February 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
A racist cunt, that's who.
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It’s depressing to see how well propaganda works😫
People on X and now out in the real world GENUINELY believe that this is all because of Muslims🤦🏼♀️
There hasn’t been a single case anywhere of Muslims in this country trying to ban dogs or trying to limit what anyone does with their dog
Yet…
🧵
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People on X and now out in the real world GENUINELY believe that this is all because of Muslims🤦🏼♀️
There hasn’t been a single case anywhere of Muslims in this country trying to ban dogs or trying to limit what anyone does with their dog
Yet…
🧵
1/14
February 12, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It’s depressing to see how well propaganda works😫
People on X and now out in the real world GENUINELY believe that this is all because of Muslims🤦🏼♀️
There hasn’t been a single case anywhere of Muslims in this country trying to ban dogs or trying to limit what anyone does with their dog
Yet…
🧵
1/14
People on X and now out in the real world GENUINELY believe that this is all because of Muslims🤦🏼♀️
There hasn’t been a single case anywhere of Muslims in this country trying to ban dogs or trying to limit what anyone does with their dog
Yet…
🧵
1/14
"I'm sorry for using the language that I fully intended to use."
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
"I'm sorry for using the language that I fully intended to use."