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Audrey
@doanotherdetour.bsky.social
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Tarot, astrology, jams, witchcraft, snark.

I buy too much produce and listen to too many audiobooks.

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juniperrue.bsky.social
Hey everyone!! I have been updating the resources website I made for KC. There are all kinds of resources listed on here for all kinds of different things, and the Food section has been expanded quite a bit.

Feel free to share far and wide.

www.kc-resources.com

#kansascity #foodassistance
KC Resources
Welcome to the Kansas City Community Resources Page
www.kc-resources.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
For anyone interested, I present the brochure for the opening of the Irondequoit Mall in Rochester, NY in 1990, promising to be THE mall experience of the 90's. Bask in the 1990 glory! Courtesy of NY Gen Web, a NYS history and genealogy organization.
t.co/vUSYgCeLLR
November 12, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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chaninicholas.bsky.social
WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON! INTENSITY AS AN ACCESSORY! LIL OBSESSIONS AS LIL TREATS! BLACK EYELINER! MOODINESS AS AN EXTREME SPORT! CURSES UPON THOSE WHO CUT FOOD STAMPS! PLAGUES UPON THE OLIGARCHS! HAUNT ALL ICE AGENTS! LIFE IS SHORT! CAST SPELLS! HEX THE FASCISTS! BE THE VILLAIN THE WORLD NEEDS NOW!
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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satyrmagos.bsky.social
Two-sided talisman with the face of Terrible Humbaba on one side, and his name in Sumerian cuneiform on the other.

sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com/listing/6913...

#OccultSky #Jewelry #BSNM #QueerArtist #OccultArt
humbaba protection talisman in sterling silver. the front (left) shows his face; the back (right) shows his name in cuneiform.
October 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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satyrmagos.bsky.social
“The image of the Sun … is ... a king sitting on a throne with a crown on his head, with the image of a crow in front of him, and beneath his feet the figure of the Sun...” Picatrix Bk II Ch 10 Par 24 (Attrell & Porecca 2019)

sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com/listing/1081...

#OccultSky #QueerArtist
picatrix image of the sun pendant in yellow brass. the front (left) shows the king on his throne image of the sun; the back (right) bears the agrippan seal and characters of the sun
October 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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satyrmagos.bsky.social
The second design from this year's Samhain Line

A large and heavy silver ring in the shape of a viper with highly textured scales.
#HandmadeJewelry #QueerArtist #BSNM #Art

sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com/listing/4377...
large and heavily textured sterling silver snake ring large and heavily textured snake ring from a different angle
October 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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oregonzoo.bsky.social
let the gourd times roll
October 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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satyrmagos.bsky.social
chapter thirty of The Prince's Fighters, my queer epic fantasy novel, drops tomorrow morning

are you caught up?

princesfighters.jsgroves.com
Home - The Prince's Fighters
Table of Contents | Start Reading Unearthing the secrets of an ancient power, Derrek Rowan and Aemillian Solirius made themselves the most powerful wizards the world has ever known. Briefly heroes of ...
princesfighters.jsgroves.com
September 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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thorncoyle.bsky.social
It's my birthday!
I don't usually make that public—too many birthday greetings make me want to crawl under a rock—but this year, I have some requests!
If you're willing to do even one of these, I would appreciate it deeply.

🧵
September 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
doanotherdetour.bsky.social
If the aliens came

and I had to convince them not to make earth go ka-boom

for some plot-specific reason

I would just be like

"Check out all these flatbreads. Humans have made so many flatbreads! If you leave us here, we'll probably make more."

And the aliens would peace out.
September 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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evanbernick.bsky.social
Why is the Cat Screaming? 1. Why wouldn't the cat scream 2. If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing
September 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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hillarymonahan.bsky.social
What I've been up to.
Polymer clay death's head moth earrings. An epoxy clay skull ring encrusted with red crystals. A hand painted tarot pendant. A murder of crows clay pendant.
September 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
doanotherdetour.bsky.social
It's time to buy too many cherry tomatoes, slow roast them à la @smittenkitchen.bsky.social, and freeze them to toss them in soups, salads, and pastas all winter long, or until we run out.

#tomatoseason
A baking sheet topped with crinkled white parchment paper holds mixed varieties of cherry tomatoes. Some are yellow, some orange, some red and some purple. All are cut in half, cut side up. They are arranged haphazardly. The cherry tomatoes, still on their baking sheet and paper, after their long slow bake They appear rather diminished and shriveled, and not nearly as tasty as they are.
August 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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mayakern.com
merge petticoats are at 79/100 preorders!!! we just need 21 more to be ordered to make them happen!!

preorders end august 28th!!

#store
mayakern.com maya kern @mayakern.com · Aug 25
#store
the most comfortable petticoat you’ll ever wear could be yours!! …if my petticoat preorder gets fully funded. unfortunately, right now preorders for my size inclusive, ethically made petticoats aren’t doing well. 😭
August 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
doanotherdetour.bsky.social
Virgo new moon = actually dealing with a bunch of fermentation projects, and even *labeling* them. Watch out, world! I have one (1) Executive Function and I'm going to ride it until the wheels fall off.
A stoneware fermentation crock with lid, labeled with masking tape and blue marker: "carrots 8/23" The crock, the painted wooden surface it sits on, and the wallpaper behind it are all similar shades of off-white.
August 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene and we're on 'da bridge, down near the laid back chairs where one would navigate the ship. But the bridge is EMPTY OF OTHERS except for Dr Crusher. Where is everyone? We'll never know. Back to Bev, she's standing in the first picture and then in the second frame sits in the chair looking puzzled and stressed, while red alert lights shine all around. Closed caption reads, "If there's nothing wrong with me... maybe there's something wrong with the universe." Alt in picture one!
August 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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thorncoyle.bsky.social
Suggestion:
Scroll all the way back to the top and read this thread. It’s gold.
delafina777.bsky.social Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · Aug 14
anyway, remember that exercise isn’t supposed to be a punishment, it’s supposed to be a celebration of what your body can do

that we can do anything at all is a gift
August 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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ditchpony.bsky.social
it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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sinalana.bsky.social
"One of my chefs mentioned that if they could cook the steak on the grill they could get it right the first time. This is not an acceptable attitude in the microwave era."

www.colincornaby.me/2025/08/in-t...
In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen
As a restaurant owner – I’m astounded at the rate of progress since microwaves were released a few short years ago. Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s m…
www.colincornaby.me
August 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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satyrmagos.bsky.social
new chapter of The Prince's Fighters drops tomorrow
have you read last week's chapter yet?
satyrmagos.bsky.social JS Groves @satyrmagos.bsky.social · Jul 20
Chapter Twenty of my queer epic fantasy, The Prince's Fighters, is now live!

* DRAGON
* things do not go according to Derrek's plan
* anime action sequences
* wizards showing off how powerful they are
* did I mention the dragon?

princesfighters.jsgroves.com/chapter-twen...
#Dathl'lyr 🌈🚀💫
A digital illustration, the current draft of the Prince's Fighters novel cover. Derrek, Khanaarre, and Elana stand against a backdrop of a map of the world. Derrek, on the left, is the tallest of the three: a soft faced, pale human man, with golden brown hair and green eyes, dressed in bronze poofy pants, a white poet shirt, and a blue doublet. Khanaarre, on the right and almost as tall, is an elf woman with red-brown skin, dark hair and eyes, dressed in tight fitting green coat and trews. Standing between them, much shorter than either, is Elana, a bronze-skinned human woman with short dark hair, dressed in a light blue chiton and bright red chlamys, holding a rapier at her side. They are flanked by neoClassical columns and Art Nouveau lotuses, with the title The Prince's Fighters above and my byline below, all in black and white.
August 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
It's the weekend, baby
Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
July 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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savasavasava.myatproto.social
"But you cannot separate the technological artefacts from the fact that the process of building these technologies mirror racial capitalism and coloniality, employ global labor exploitation and extractive practices, and reinforce the global north and south divide."

I will never stop shouting this.
July 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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satyrmagos.bsky.social
updating my listings to reflect the current price of silver took about half the time i was afraid it would

which is to say: sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com is once more open for business!

buy jewelry from me
you will look sexy
i will feed my cats
everyone wins
sorcerersworkbench.etsy.com
July 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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paulisci.bsky.social
A Brief History of Movies Today Are Too Sexy

🧵
June 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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satyrmagos.bsky.social
Chatper Fourteen drops tomorrow, are you caught up on The Prince's Fighters?

🌈🚀💫
satyrmagos.bsky.social JS Groves @satyrmagos.bsky.social · Jun 1
Behold, Chapter Thirteen of The Prince's Fighters!

* The party travels the border of Vencar, looking for passage into the Wolfwood
* Learn more about the Wolf War and the fall of the Traianum Dynasty
* Derrek divines the party's next move

#Dathl'lyr 🌈🚀💫
princesfighters.jsgroves.com/chapter-thir...
digital illustration, the current draft of the Prince's Fighters novel cover. Derrek, Khanaarre, and Elana stand against a backdrop of a map of the world. Derrek, on the left, is the tallest of the three: a soft faced, pale human man, with golden brown hair and green eyes, dressed in bronze poofy pants, a white poet shirt, and a blue doublet. Khanaarre, on the right, is an elf woman with red-brown skin, dark hair and eyes, dressed in tight fitting green coat and trews. Standing between them, shorter than either, is Elana, a bronze-skinned human woman with short dark hair, dressed in a light blue chiton and bright red chlamys, holding a rapier at her side. They are flanked by neoClassical columns and Art Nouveau lotuses, with the title The Prince's Fighters above and my byline below, all in black and white.
June 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM