alexander boobs
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if having thoughts is a crime then call me gangster face pacino. roommate is mold
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convenienced store
October 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
convenienced store
every star in the sky is a toilet u can use in the universe
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
every star in the sky is a toilet u can use in the universe
im taking a lot of medical tests because the doctors are trying to figure out how i keep acing all the tests. they have never seen numbers like this and its causing them to do more tests to figure out how the numbers are so perfect
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
im taking a lot of medical tests because the doctors are trying to figure out how i keep acing all the tests. they have never seen numbers like this and its causing them to do more tests to figure out how the numbers are so perfect
imagine being his doctor. tasked with keeping him alive somehow
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
imagine being his doctor. tasked with keeping him alive somehow
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
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I know he’s like 70 but my personal view is that if you do steroids you should probably be able to do a single pull up
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I know he’s like 70 but my personal view is that if you do steroids you should probably be able to do a single pull up
president trum sir, alexander boobs, patriottrainnobrakes dot biz, sir does the carpet match the drapes
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
president trum sir, alexander boobs, patriottrainnobrakes dot biz, sir does the carpet match the drapes
im not mad that the commercial is ai bc commercials suck by definition. i get that advertising makes a lot of people money but so did a lot of bad shit throughout history.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
im not mad that the commercial is ai bc commercials suck by definition. i get that advertising makes a lot of people money but so did a lot of bad shit throughout history.
there should be a tv channel that shows movies and high production shows without commercial interruptions. a sort of box office but for the home
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
there should be a tv channel that shows movies and high production shows without commercial interruptions. a sort of box office but for the home
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They get off to violating the consent of others. Not more complicated than that.
Anyone have a theory on the administration's sudden obsession with Franklin the turtle?
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
They get off to violating the consent of others. Not more complicated than that.
instagram thinks that i am engaging with ai ads bc i have to go to the profile to block them
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
instagram thinks that i am engaging with ai ads bc i have to go to the profile to block them
lather salesman: ah mr boobs i see you have ordered one lather. would you prefer rich or non rich
me, staring daggers, seething: …rich you imbecile
me, staring daggers, seething: …rich you imbecile
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
lather salesman: ah mr boobs i see you have ordered one lather. would you prefer rich or non rich
me, staring daggers, seething: …rich you imbecile
me, staring daggers, seething: …rich you imbecile
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
starting to worry that my phone isnt goimg to fix me
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
starting to worry that my phone isnt goimg to fix me
beloved musician moby has died at the age of 193. he is best known for the music he made for commercials
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
beloved musician moby has died at the age of 193. he is best known for the music he made for commercials
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2:12 going back for more Olive ass photo
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
2:12 going back for more Olive ass photo
she fulnecky on my essay til i adjunct
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
she fulnecky on my essay til i adjunct
*loud as hell burp* “excuse me”
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
*loud as hell burp* “excuse me”
the grinch has been appointed head of ice global operations the freaking grincgh
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the grinch has been appointed head of ice global operations the freaking grincgh
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im going to fuck the arch
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
im going to fuck the arch
i wish there was a slurp juice that i could use on multiple apes
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i wish there was a slurp juice that i could use on multiple apes
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the orange man? he is indeed bad
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the orange man? he is indeed bad
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
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kredit patel. please retweet
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
kredit patel. please retweet
so funny that they have to continue planning the 28 olympics that are 100% going to happen. here
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
so funny that they have to continue planning the 28 olympics that are 100% going to happen. here