Patrick McNamara
dogfoodstudios.bsky.social
Patrick McNamara
@dogfoodstudios.bsky.social
Music and video producer in Seattle, WA. Storyteller for #MageOfSail. Chosen of Nurgle. www.patreon.com/PatrickMcNamara. Work enquiries: [email protected]
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Mage Of Sail is a comedy-horror Actual Play where pirate-wizards fight British colonialism on the high seas. The latest episode (and great starting point) just launched! youtu.be/YRNKdwApCl8

Likes, comments, subscriptions and especially shares are hugely appreciated.
I feel a lot of kinship with Scrooge at the end A Muppet’s Christmas Carol because even when he’s being nice he still has to do a bit.
December 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’m playing The Blue Prince and I have been correct about the parlour puzzles 100% of the time. This is even more impressive when you consider that the game itself has been wrong about the right answer a BUNCH of times.
December 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A lot of people love games and want to make their own, so they go and learn everything there is to know about games, specifically that if they wanted to get their ideas made they should have been left a major financial institution in their dad’s will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is still my game of the year even though I spent enough time on Dead By Daylight this year that I could have become a competent violinist instead.
The Choice of Games Steam Holiday Sale is on and my Werewolf: The Apocalypse story, The Book of Hungry Names, is 25% off until January 5th! It's a perfect time to explore the freezing wastes of New England as a Rage-fueled champion of Gaia!
Save 25% on Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names on Steam
Save the living earth with Rage and spirit! Can your shattered werewolf pack defeat a Wyrm Spirit that manifests as a lie that you want to believe?
store.steampowered.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s hard to imagine that this article will get as much attention as Wall Street Journal slop that it repudiates, which is a real shame: wheelchairtravel.org/jetway-jesus...
"Jetway Jesus" and the Airport Wheelchair Imposters Lie - Wheelchair Travel
Accusations that airline passengers are faking disabilities to get extra perks at the airport are evidence of a fundamebtal misunderstanding of disability.
wheelchairtravel.org
December 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
As a Sherlock Holmes pedant this headline feels like it's tailored to annoy me, specifically, as much as possible.
December 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There is no solution to the "people booking wheelchairs they don't need" issue. Being able to book a wheelchair at the airport without providing five different forms of proof that you need it is a benefit to disabled people that far outweighs the cost of people sometimes abusing it.
that WSJ article about wheelchairs at the airport obviously sucks shit but it points to another issue which is Americans are so thoroughly worked over by constant and omnipresent scams that they now see anything which benefits another person as merely a scam that they are not in on
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you click this link, you can start playing the first three chapters of the best Vampire: The Masquerade game for free: www.choiceofgames.com/vampire-the-...
Vampire: The Masquerade — Night Road
The elders have entrusted you, an elite vampire courier, to deliver their secrets. Can you outrun the hunters, the other drivers, and the rising sun?
www.choiceofgames.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Just a heads up: if you notice that someone is walking with a cane you should not, under any circumstances:
1. Do a joke you have about walking canes (it isn't funny)
2. Ask them why they're walking with a cane (it's none of your business)
3. Otherwise make them feel othered for using a mobility aid
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The other big customer service tip is to never start out by being shitty. It makes things much easier when it turns out that the problem was a mistake you made.
Chris handles all the CS emails we get at the Hat. If you include these 3 things it really helps speed up the process of resolving your issue.
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Dear Friends,

When reaching out to Customer Service of any organization regarding problems with an order of any kind, you should really:

1) Give an order number if one was provided
2) Confirm the email address you used to contact CS is the one you used for the order.
3) State the problem clearly.
December 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You know what’s better than being free? Being expensive.
Maybe it is just as well. It is sad that Veritasium has sold out, but it is even sadder that the buyers sound like they regularly insert ⬛️ into power outlets. Be glad you are free!
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Sure, Mage of Sail is anti-capitalist and anti-colonialism NOW, but change is just a large cheque away. Perhaps The Sinister Dr Flesch could be the new hero? Maybe The Heinous Dr Brehn is the firm hand our economy needs right now.

Watch my show before I sell out: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Extremely sad that Dogfood Studios is not on the list. What do I have to do? I already offered to show feet.
Here's a pretty incomplete list of YouTube channels owned or funded by private equity.
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's been over a year since the Mage Of Ale meetup. I hope we can do this again some time!
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Thousands of applicants are trying the new fetish "Resume Edging", where they send applications for hours but never fully finish by getting a job.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It’s the weekend now so maybe you want to watch this again I don’t know.
The season finale of Mage Of Sail is now available! youtu.be/gOhSYktkDBY

If you've been waiting for the whole story, you can check out the full playlist here: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Reposted by Patrick McNamara
This holiday season remember to give your loved ones the gift of violent vampire interactive fiction, with cool cars. Night Road…won't you?
Vampire: The Masquerade — Night Road
The elders have entrusted you, an elite vampire courier, to deliver their secrets. Can you outrun the hunters, the other drivers, and the rising sun?
www.choiceofgames.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Reposted by Patrick McNamara
Had another week in the hospital so I'm bumping this again. Thanks to everyone who shares and supports.
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reposted by Patrick McNamara
I've been working on the follow up to this since it dropped, sorry it is taking longer then planned, it's just a lot to get through.

In the meantime, you can re-read this article (it's free!)
My new patreon post is completely free for everyone, if you haven't ever seen the work I do this is a great free way to check it out.

I've been working on these stories since 2021 and i'm stoked to finally be putting it out.

Let me know what you think,

-West

www.patreon.com/posts/my-her...
My Hero's OD'd, Robbed Banks and Killed Themselves: An Intro To Godforbid | West Smith
Get more from West Smith on Patreon
www.patreon.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Reposted by Patrick McNamara
The season finale of Mage Of Sail is now available! youtu.be/gOhSYktkDBY

If you've been waiting for the whole story, you can check out the full playlist here: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The season finale of Mage Of Sail is now available! youtu.be/gOhSYktkDBY

If you've been waiting for the whole story, you can check out the full playlist here: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's Sunday! Watch Mage Of Sail! Watch it again if you already watched it! youtu.be/UYjiOI8xdZI
Mage of Sail The British Empire Strikes Back Part 5
YouTube video by Dogfood Studios
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
After some catastrophic computer errors, Mage Of Sail Part 5 is up! Check it out here: youtu.be/va_BEH0g2mk

Or start again from the beginning of this arc: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Mage of Sail Actual Play: The British Empire Strikes Back Part 5
YouTube video by Dogfood Studios
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
In the olden days when I had a computer problem I had a particular internet forum whose users would help me out every time, including going through a BIOS line by line over the phone.

I just moaned about my computer problem in my Discord and a user from that forum DM'd me to help me fix it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
One of the modern world’s greatest pleasure is experiencing a phenomenal piece of art made by a huge team of creator professionals at the top of their games and then immediately signing in to Reddit to find out what the densest people in the world thought about it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM