doghouseperks.bsky.social
@doghouseperks.bsky.social
The future’s not what it used to be
Life before the Internet …… and clearly for me still the preferred way of killing time …
April 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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HER: because you're so juvenile this relationship is over

ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
December 5, 2024 at 5:26 PM
😂 mmwaahhhhh
Best voice acting I've ever seen 😄😄
February 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Whoever did this and I would get along well.
February 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
January 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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This spot in Totton Shopping Centre is the birthplace of the phrase “specs & drugs & sausage rolls”
January 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
😂
Finally, somewhere I can take my Croissant Bernard.
January 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Too little too late
December 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Utter wankers
Trophy hunters put the CON in CONservation! 😡

“Well done. You managed to shoot a stationery, 14 foot peaceful creature with a high velocity rifle. Very sporting!” ~ @mrrickygervais.bsky.social

#BanTrophyHunting NOW!!
December 16, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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Today’s poem is called ‘This is Not the Poem I Had Hoped to Write’.
November 24, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Saturday feeling…
November 23, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Apparently I make sex noises whilst putting on boots 👢 👢 😵
November 23, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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THE LAST SUPPER
A late autumn bee (a Halictidae species) looks for nourishment in a tattered cosmos flower. Soon there will be nothing flying, and the garden will be quiet except for the moan of the wind.
#charentemaritime #bee #cosmos #flower #photography #fotografia #macro #insects #lumix
November 23, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
April 27, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Wind is very much the ‘thing’ of the day 💨
November 23, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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The news says today is a “Multi-Hazard Weather Event”. I’m old enough to remember when we’d just use the shortened version: “wet and windy”
November 23, 2024 at 9:38 AM
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Etymology of the day: to be ‘blowing a hoolie’ (or ‘hooley’) was probably inspired by the Orkney word ‘hoolan’, a howling gale, with a touch of the ‘hooley’ that is a very noisy party thrown in.
November 23, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Cretin spends her day off making packet-mix sponge cake to ensure nothing goes wrong
November 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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Spotted Wigan, Banksy isn’t even trying anymore.
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 AM
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A lot of people don't know how to tell if something is AI. So here are some clues to look for (marked in red), although it's not possible to say with absolute certainty in this case.
November 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM

Didn’t pull a sickie to spend all day on American politics and Anime. How have I joined the wrong queue again? …..
a white cat is laying on its back on a carpet with a watermark that says @kanakatitie
ALT: a white cat is laying on its back on a carpet with a watermark that says @kanakatitie
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November 19, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Where are the clips of people cleverly folding laundry please? Am I in the wrong room? …
November 19, 2024 at 12:39 PM