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Today is Sextidi the 16th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate gorse.#JacobinDay

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December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Treehouse 587 is yours in the morning. This means if you join us afresh you have another 586 there to enjoy.
There really is no show like us.
Our USP? No idea.
Just entertain people, that's always been my aim.
And The Treehouse does just that.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Watching the President receive the FIFA Peace Prize, I'm struggling to think of a more obvious attempt at placating/grovelling to a tyrannical man-baby than by giving him an entirely made-up award that makes literally no sense whatsoever.
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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'ark at Chubby Broccolis
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I helped crowdfund three movies this year. Two have been released now and I have enjoyed the hell out of them.
Black Creek - a martial arts Western starring Cynthia Rothrock and the late Richard Norton.
Demon Squad 2: Tooth and Claw - I enjoyed the original enought to want more, and they delivered.
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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It’s really simple…

- Cap all political donations
- Ban foreign donations
- Strict conflict‑of‑interest & anti‑corruption laws with penalties
- No titles, honours or peerages for donors
- No govt contracts for donors
- Publish every donation/lobby meeting

…that’ll do it.
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Francis Poulenc throwing out the pillows.
August 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Béla Bartók chugging a beer with his family.
October 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Benjamin Britten eating ice cream with his friends.
October 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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The long-out-of-print cult classic FREAKED has received a stunning 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray release from @umbrellaent.bsky.social and Drafthouse Films, and we have three copies signed by @alexwinter.com to give away!

Enter now:
‘Freaked’ – Enter to Win New 4K Release from Drafthouse Films and Umbrella Entertainment Signed by Alex Winter! [Giveaway]
The 1993 cult classic Freaked was just released on 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray via Drafthouse Films and Australia’s Umbrella Entertainment, and we’ve got three copies to giveaway to three lucky readers. But...
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December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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"If I'd known I'd have to sit through an hour of Gianni Infantino I'd have just played a square ball" - Kieran Tierney
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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We are now at the stage where all those who knew him in the past have warned us that Nigel Farage is unfit to be PM. About the same stage as when those who knew him in the past warned us that Boris Johnson was unfit to be PM.
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Remember when we thought that Sepp Blatter (and his charming wife Fanny) were as corrupt as Football could get? #WCDraw #FIFAWorldCup
Just two Caucasian men attending the #WCDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Charles Moore is only 69 years old but has somehow been a befuddled old windbag since infancy.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Get a load of this. 😆
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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In much of the world the #Ashes score is 325/9. But #Cricket Australia's coverage says 9/325. This is said to be due the Coriolis effect.
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Love this.

Amanda Harwal - Art of the Zebra
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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When @ericidle.bsky.social came over to host SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE in 1977, he brought Neil Innes over as his musical guest, and Neil reprised his RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION role of The Rutles' Ron Nasty, performing his Lennon pastiche "Cheese & Onions"...
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard from the 28 people my client definitely burgled, but in mitigation I have a letter from one person my client DIDN'T burgle.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Farage turns on broadcasters over racism allegations as number of claims hits 28
Reform leader suggests he would boycott BBC, saying he has had letter from Dulwich pupils defending him
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Scottish football remains undefeated
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Scottish football remains undefeated
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I introduced a friend to the Mari Lwyd. She wasn't impressed. "Urgh, that's horrible!"
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM