dollcrimes
@dollcrimes.bsky.social
casual team fortress 2 player
good news: i want to kill myself
bad news: i haven't gotten around to doing it yet
bad news: i haven't gotten around to doing it yet
February 14, 2024 at 8:01 AM
good news: i want to kill myself
bad news: i haven't gotten around to doing it yet
bad news: i haven't gotten around to doing it yet
my internet at work last night was so spotty that i barely heard anything from edge but it worked perfectly for christian's "go fuck yourself". miraculous. love u christian
October 5, 2023 at 12:08 PM
my internet at work last night was so spotty that i barely heard anything from edge but it worked perfectly for christian's "go fuck yourself". miraculous. love u christian
i spent the whole night thinking "oh whatever i just want edge to get his ass beat by christian, i don't care otherwise" and then the lights went out and i lost my fucking mind 🤼♂️
October 2, 2023 at 4:34 AM
i spent the whole night thinking "oh whatever i just want edge to get his ass beat by christian, i don't care otherwise" and then the lights went out and i lost my fucking mind 🤼♂️
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Why does John Fetterman, the Largest Senator, simply not grind their bones to make his bread
BREAKING: A Manchin-Romney dress-code bill is coming to the Senate floor for unanimous consent
September 27, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Why does John Fetterman, the Largest Senator, simply not grind their bones to make his bread
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THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN (1957, dir. Jack Arnold)
This is what it felt like having to take an exam while extremely hungover
September 23, 2023 at 11:02 PM
THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN (1957, dir. Jack Arnold)
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Me, whenever a new Zelda game comes out.
September 24, 2023 at 9:18 PM
Me, whenever a new Zelda game comes out.
AEW was a good show tonight even though, if i am being completely honest, not getting to see MJF in person was genuinely disappointing. 🤼♂️
September 14, 2023 at 8:37 AM
AEW was a good show tonight even though, if i am being completely honest, not getting to see MJF in person was genuinely disappointing. 🤼♂️
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To be fair he meant SCTV legend Andrea "Test" Martin, and not the late CTE-sufferer Andrew "Test" Martin.
Bill Simmons suggests WWE should bring back Test, who died in 2009
Bill Simmons suggests WWE should bring back Test, who died in 2009
Speaking to WWE President Nick Khan, Bill Simmons suggested the company bring back the wrestler Test, who died in 2009.
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September 13, 2023 at 6:06 PM
To be fair he meant SCTV legend Andrea "Test" Martin, and not the late CTE-sufferer Andrew "Test" Martin.
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Vince McMahon announcing the 1992 Royal Rumble lineup, but it's beloved characters from Second City Television.
BILL NEEDLE... ED GRIMLEY... BOB & DOUG McKENZIE... EDDDDIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHHH PRICKLEY... DOCTOR TONGUE... ALLEGED REAL-WORLD CHAMPION EARL CAMMEMBERT... COUUUUUNNNNNTTTTTTT FLLLLLLOOYYYDD
BILL NEEDLE... ED GRIMLEY... BOB & DOUG McKENZIE... EDDDDIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHHH PRICKLEY... DOCTOR TONGUE... ALLEGED REAL-WORLD CHAMPION EARL CAMMEMBERT... COUUUUUNNNNNTTTTTTT FLLLLLLOOYYYDD
September 13, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Vince McMahon announcing the 1992 Royal Rumble lineup, but it's beloved characters from Second City Television.
BILL NEEDLE... ED GRIMLEY... BOB & DOUG McKENZIE... EDDDDIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHHH PRICKLEY... DOCTOR TONGUE... ALLEGED REAL-WORLD CHAMPION EARL CAMMEMBERT... COUUUUUNNNNNTTTTTTT FLLLLLLOOYYYDD
BILL NEEDLE... ED GRIMLEY... BOB & DOUG McKENZIE... EDDDDIIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHHH PRICKLEY... DOCTOR TONGUE... ALLEGED REAL-WORLD CHAMPION EARL CAMMEMBERT... COUUUUUNNNNNTTTTTTT FLLLLLLOOYYYDD
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SAY YER FOND OF ME LOBSTER
September 14, 2023 at 12:19 AM
SAY YER FOND OF ME LOBSTER
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jiminy glick should host to catch a predator
September 8, 2023 at 11:37 PM
jiminy glick should host to catch a predator
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Like come on, don’t be a little bitch. I want an official fish and veggie bread recipe. I want to know just how disgusting archon loaf is supposed to be
I find those themed cookbooks endlessly hilarious. Like at JOANN’s there was a D&D one and I nearly lost my shit when it had a part for the Yawning Portal and it was just… normal-ass food.
The FFXIV one is a major disappointment solely because they were too cowardly to have an archon loaf recipe
The FFXIV one is a major disappointment solely because they were too cowardly to have an archon loaf recipe
September 8, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Like come on, don’t be a little bitch. I want an official fish and veggie bread recipe. I want to know just how disgusting archon loaf is supposed to be
letterboxd last four friday 📽 you can often tell when i pick the movie vs when a coworker does
September 8, 2023 at 10:27 PM
letterboxd last four friday 📽 you can often tell when i pick the movie vs when a coworker does
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This child star is unrecognizable after recent glow up. 📽️📺
September 8, 2023 at 1:30 AM
This child star is unrecognizable after recent glow up. 📽️📺
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Why do they look like Wario and Waluigi for Steve Martin and Martin Short
September 5, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Why do they look like Wario and Waluigi for Steve Martin and Martin Short
had a good time belting out my karaoke jam until i had to stop at an intersection next to a bus stop where people were waiting, then i just became worried i was going to turn up on tiktok as the fat bitch in the shitty little car singing offkey to spandau ballet's "gold"
September 7, 2023 at 10:42 AM
had a good time belting out my karaoke jam until i had to stop at an intersection next to a bus stop where people were waiting, then i just became worried i was going to turn up on tiktok as the fat bitch in the shitty little car singing offkey to spandau ballet's "gold"
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Who called it "someone trying to sound like Clancy Brown" and not "imitation Krabs"?
September 7, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Who called it "someone trying to sound like Clancy Brown" and not "imitation Krabs"?
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not sure where pro wrestling bluesky is at yet but i thought of this during aew all out on sunday and had to put it somewhere
September 5, 2023 at 10:26 PM
not sure where pro wrestling bluesky is at yet but i thought of this during aew all out on sunday and had to put it somewhere