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Donna Fox
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No seriously, if you don’t already know me I’m not interesting enough to follow.
I’ve watched the first 24m of Heated Rivalry.

Yeah ok I wanna read this book.
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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It should be malpractice to have a "painted bike lane" narrower than the "bike lane" stencil. Vancouver has a few of these. 😒

#bikeyvr #PaintIsNotInfrastructure
Interviewer: Is this bike lane safe?
Applicant: No
Interviewer: Would you ride in it?
Applicant: No
Interviewer: Would you let your kids ride in it?
Applicant: No
Interviewer: Would you still implement it in our city?
Applicant: Yes
Interviewer: Welcome to the Transportation Department
December 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Surrey Police killed a woman this morning. The second woman they've killed with a cop car this month.

Surrey Police Service Strike and Kill Woman with Police Vehicle (December 25, 2025) killercopscanada.wordpress.com/2025/12/26/s...
Surrey Police Service Strike and Kill Woman with Police Vehicle (December 25, 2025)
Surrey Police Service (SPS) officers struck and killed a woman with their vehicle in the morning of December 25, 2025. The killing happened at the Chevron station at 132 Street and 108 Avenue in th…
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December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You know what would be really great? If I could go four fucking days without another goddamned migraine.
December 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I put too much trifle in my tummy now everything hurts.
December 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Find me a kid who’s more into delayed gratification than mine: he’s not interested in opening presents — not even his stocking — until after breakfast. (Which admittedly is gonna be a delicious eggnog french toast casserole.)
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
T’was the morning of Christmas, and all through the house, only Mama was stirring, quiet as a mouse.
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Of course Christmas Eve would be the day where I have a minor disaster 10 minutes before I’m due to leave work for the day.

I just wanna go home and make my trifle.
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Soooo anyone got any ideas how one stops clenching their jaw constantly?
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Donna, your job seems really stressful, why do you do it?”

I have 8 weeks vacation per year. By the time I retire I’ll have 10.
December 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.

unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (February)
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (March)
December 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees

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December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I need @erinbraincandy.bsky.social to read this review right now.
We are watching the alpaca Christmas movie, which I will be judging harshly on its knitting accuracy
December 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Vancouver friends hunting for a copy of Heated Rivalry: apparently Perfect Match bookstore just got a shipment in.
December 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m almost finished book 7 of Zodiac Academy which means I’ve read 13 books and a couple novellas to get here and my initial dismissal of this series for being ridiculous and poorly written has been replaced by Strong Feelings and SHIT IS GOING DOWN and oh no I need to have a little cry I think.
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I hit my head on a door and quite frankly having a bruise in the middle of my forehead may just be the straw that breaks the camels back on me having a little menty b.
December 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Time is a weird soup.
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Me: Go punch your father in the dick.
Babysaur: -starts to move-
Me: no I’m kidding, don’t do that.
Babysaur: so I should punch you?
Me: I don’t have a dick.
Babysaur: because you are one?

Jesus Christ this kid is quick on the draw.

(Also: Dan was being a turd, he deserved a dick punch.)
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Babysaur, being hugged: Help help I’m being compressed!
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m… kinda done with society in general. We should probably just wipe out this one and start over.
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Holy shit holy shit holy shit I read this book a couple months ago and it was GREAT.
December 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’m in a mall a week before Christmas help I’m dying
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’m on day 4 of working 26 days in a row and I’m already burnt out.

(Ok I’m not ACTUALLY working every day, but I’m on call on all the weekends and stats so I’m still tied to my work phone and there’s a mental load attached to it.)
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM