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Matt
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Fan of all things Dogs, Food, Tennessee Vols, Golf, 49ers, Cubs, Red Wings, Arsenal, Taylor Swift, Live Music
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The closest thing we have in sports to Gemstones
Kim Mulkey 🤝 Lane Kiffin

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January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We somehow snuck in a case of beer and drank it all sitting in the front row for the opening night of Jackass: The Movie.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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🎶Go Cubs go
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is why I still have social media.
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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You can only truly enjoy baseball if you have no rooting interest. Otherwise it's the most miserable fuckin' experience going.
October 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
🎶 THERE GOOOOOES MY HEROOOOOO! 🎶
Alabama woman says if she wins Powerball she’ll use $70 million to buy out Tide coach Kalen DeBoer

via WHNT
September 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This morning I woke up knowing nothing about rings or diamonds or whatever they’re called. After reading this, I go to bed tonight an expert.
ZOMG YOU GUYS #TaylorSwift GOT #ENGAGED.

But, you know, screw that. Let's talk about the ring.
August 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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We do not need to it see it 14 times espn
June 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Was going to a 30 Seconds To Mars concert before they got big(ish), like early aughts, and while pregaming in the bar next to the venue, in walks Jared Leto and his brother. They sit down next to us and start chatting us up while they wait for their to go food.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10
June 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Funniest basketball team of all time.
June 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Your multi-decade nemesis being the Indiana Pacers
June 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Big shoutout to all the fans of other clubs coming at me for “diminishing my rivals’ accomplishments” by the way.

Fellas, I didn’t diminish Jack, the competition in its very existence diminishes itself
May 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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There will be Arsenal people whose opinion of Arsenal's season is different after today. There will be people who hold another club's cup from a lesser competition against Arsenal. These people are self-identifying as having terrible opinions, and you should ignore them.
May 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh and travel! Gimme all the travel.
November 15, 2024 at 9:47 PM
So, if I say “I’m here for” will the algo take it from here?

Dogs (mini schnauzers)
Motorsports
Food
Tennessee Vols
Golf
49ers
Cubs
Red Wings
Arsenal
Taylor Swift
Live Music
Current Events
November 15, 2024 at 9:46 PM
How do I get rid of all the cats? No offense cat people. I’m sure yours a great.

Just want dogs.
November 15, 2024 at 8:44 PM
It’s me, hi!
November 15, 2024 at 8:20 PM