Elegant Trash
@draculafactory.bsky.social
prospective archivist | fan of New Wave sci-fi, philosophy of language, and post-punk | fugitive wanted for gnostical turpitude
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do u guys like this meme i made
June 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
do u guys like this meme i made
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smoking that shit that makes me crawl into the radiator and sing
January 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
smoking that shit that makes me crawl into the radiator and sing
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just went to the dentist. they asked me if i suck a lot of dick and when i said no they said yeah we can tell loser
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
just went to the dentist. they asked me if i suck a lot of dick and when i said no they said yeah we can tell loser
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had my crowbar on me when i got stuck in the Backrooms and i'm having a fuckin blast running around in here thumpin holes in walls, smashin lights out and shit. it's barely even liminal anymore. i'm rippin up the carpeting and making fun costumes. bet they're gonna ask me to leave soon. not happenin
January 10, 2026 at 9:17 AM
had my crowbar on me when i got stuck in the Backrooms and i'm having a fuckin blast running around in here thumpin holes in walls, smashin lights out and shit. it's barely even liminal anymore. i'm rippin up the carpeting and making fun costumes. bet they're gonna ask me to leave soon. not happenin
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There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides
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they returned with ideas of the impossible and new methods for calculating infinity
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
they returned with ideas of the impossible and new methods for calculating infinity
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Sometimes I go into the women’s restroom and flip all the toilet seats up just to microaggress them back
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Sometimes I go into the women’s restroom and flip all the toilet seats up just to microaggress them back
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this ratio of JD vance is insane lol
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
this ratio of JD vance is insane lol
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- Dan's winquote against Mr. Bear and his ending, Battle K-Road (Psikyo)
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
- Dan's winquote against Mr. Bear and his ending, Battle K-Road (Psikyo)
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"From Pure Air..."
December 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"From Pure Air..."
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thinking about Homer's money
July 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
thinking about Homer's money
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oh my god that's savage
January 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
oh my god that's savage
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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Who else is going to the black lodge Garmonbozia party above TJ MAXX? I don’t want to walk in there and not know anyone
January 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Who else is going to the black lodge Garmonbozia party above TJ MAXX? I don’t want to walk in there and not know anyone
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You didn’t actually see any of those mobile game ads where a knight escapes danger by pulling metal rods out of a castle. Each time you saw it, your brain was actually experiencing a tiny aneurysm
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
You didn’t actually see any of those mobile game ads where a knight escapes danger by pulling metal rods out of a castle. Each time you saw it, your brain was actually experiencing a tiny aneurysm
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The Devil wants me to go down to the dog track, feed the dogs some food. The Devil wants me to make the dogs bigger...
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
The Devil wants me to go down to the dog track, feed the dogs some food. The Devil wants me to make the dogs bigger...
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
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Flesh Sculptor
2023
2023
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Flesh Sculptor
2023
2023
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the ridge racer 6 commentator app i made to help me feel less nervous while driving: WOO! GREAT CORNERING! DOUBLE NITROUS READY! FINAL STRETCH, FLOOR IT!
my driving instructor in the passenger seat watching me mow down every single traffic cone on the practice track:
my driving instructor in the passenger seat watching me mow down every single traffic cone on the practice track:
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
the ridge racer 6 commentator app i made to help me feel less nervous while driving: WOO! GREAT CORNERING! DOUBLE NITROUS READY! FINAL STRETCH, FLOOR IT!
my driving instructor in the passenger seat watching me mow down every single traffic cone on the practice track:
my driving instructor in the passenger seat watching me mow down every single traffic cone on the practice track:
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