Elegant Trash
@draculafactory.bsky.social
prospective archivist | fan of New Wave sci-fi, philosophy of language, and post-punk | fugitive wanted for gnostical turpitude
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me and the scam bots are in a big group chat where we say Hello to each other
February 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
me and the scam bots are in a big group chat where we say Hello to each other
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I have some little shoes. Do you want to buy them from me? I bought them for my baby but it died. Pretty fucked up, right? These things happen, I guess. Why do babies even need shoes? It's not like they're walking around. Anyway, email me at deadbabyfootwear89 at aol dot com if you're interested
August 3, 2023 at 5:17 PM
I have some little shoes. Do you want to buy them from me? I bought them for my baby but it died. Pretty fucked up, right? These things happen, I guess. Why do babies even need shoes? It's not like they're walking around. Anyway, email me at deadbabyfootwear89 at aol dot com if you're interested
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Wow, a password? Uh, ok grandpa. Didn’t know it was 1956 when you can’t just get a code texted to our phone to log in 🙄*gets my entire 367.54 savings account drained after downloading an app called Spotfiy Premium Free*
February 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Wow, a password? Uh, ok grandpa. Didn’t know it was 1956 when you can’t just get a code texted to our phone to log in 🙄*gets my entire 367.54 savings account drained after downloading an app called Spotfiy Premium Free*
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it’s almost been 3 years since the most viral i’ve ever gone (the McCumVat) and i’ve never posted it on this website so here you all go
January 22, 2026 at 9:10 PM
it’s almost been 3 years since the most viral i’ve ever gone (the McCumVat) and i’ve never posted it on this website so here you all go
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Del Monte Daniel Craig Popsicles (2009-2009): To celebrate National Ice Cream week in the UK, Del Monte decided to release cranberry, blueberry, and pomegranate "ice lollies" modeled after the shirtless torso and head of actor Daniel Craig
February 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Del Monte Daniel Craig Popsicles (2009-2009): To celebrate National Ice Cream week in the UK, Del Monte decided to release cranberry, blueberry, and pomegranate "ice lollies" modeled after the shirtless torso and head of actor Daniel Craig
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Both Coen bros have new films out this year. Joel has Reverie, a 20 minute silent film where a man stares at statues, and Ethan has the 3rd film in his Hee-Haw trilogy, HOOTIN’ AT JUGGS!!
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Both Coen bros have new films out this year. Joel has Reverie, a 20 minute silent film where a man stares at statues, and Ethan has the 3rd film in his Hee-Haw trilogy, HOOTIN’ AT JUGGS!!
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When you meet another Sonic fan
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
When you meet another Sonic fan
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smoking weed with kash patel and his eyes scare you so bad you call the police on yourself
January 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
smoking weed with kash patel and his eyes scare you so bad you call the police on yourself
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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Dragonball Z on the TV at the bar. Never seen it before. It seems to revolve around a constantly weeping child with a monkey tail. Appalling.
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Dragonball Z on the TV at the bar. Never seen it before. It seems to revolve around a constantly weeping child with a monkey tail. Appalling.
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this is disgusting. how am i supposed to explain this to my children
November 23, 2024 at 1:25 PM
this is disgusting. how am i supposed to explain this to my children
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was thinking of quoting that last one with "i hardly know-er vortex" but then this popped into my head and I laughed for 5 minutes
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
was thinking of quoting that last one with "i hardly know-er vortex" but then this popped into my head and I laughed for 5 minutes
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you: punk rock is inherently progressive, ant-racist, anti-homophobic, woke
every first wave punk band:
every first wave punk band:
January 22, 2026 at 5:29 AM
you: punk rock is inherently progressive, ant-racist, anti-homophobic, woke
every first wave punk band:
every first wave punk band:
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ok but if i give you a mouth and all you do is scream im taking the mouth back
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 AM
ok but if i give you a mouth and all you do is scream im taking the mouth back
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ME: Thank you for a fabulous dinner, Dr. Lecter. The food was all so wonderful and normal.
HANNIBAL: How polite to say.
ME: I feel silly for worrying you'd wear a skin mask or something.
HANNIBAL: No, no… I recently solved a lot of psychological issues I had by watching videos from "the manosphere".
HANNIBAL: How polite to say.
ME: I feel silly for worrying you'd wear a skin mask or something.
HANNIBAL: No, no… I recently solved a lot of psychological issues I had by watching videos from "the manosphere".
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
ME: Thank you for a fabulous dinner, Dr. Lecter. The food was all so wonderful and normal.
HANNIBAL: How polite to say.
ME: I feel silly for worrying you'd wear a skin mask or something.
HANNIBAL: No, no… I recently solved a lot of psychological issues I had by watching videos from "the manosphere".
HANNIBAL: How polite to say.
ME: I feel silly for worrying you'd wear a skin mask or something.
HANNIBAL: No, no… I recently solved a lot of psychological issues I had by watching videos from "the manosphere".
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It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.