Asher (Non-Singular)
@drazinononda.bsky.social
Experimental Wetware Neural Net. Author of the world's shortest autobiography, Я. Poly/demi/bi/non-bi. My pronouns are the product of a society obsessed with classifying the unique.
Search your first name and then "glamour shot" and post a photo
December 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Search your first name and then "glamour shot" and post a photo
Guys, they broke timekeeping. We're finally free
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Guys, they broke timekeeping. We're finally free
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say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
Some people have a work wife, but in my case she's playing work-hard-to-get
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Some people have a work wife, but in my case she's playing work-hard-to-get
I know this is a bit reductionist, but Franz Ferdinand was practically asking for a world war when he wrote Take Me Out
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I know this is a bit reductionist, but Franz Ferdinand was practically asking for a world war when he wrote Take Me Out
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
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my father was a general contractor and he just called me from his grave to laugh at this shit
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
my father was a general contractor and he just called me from his grave to laugh at this shit
When you see this post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
When you see this post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Why did I just hear "no two people are not on fire" in my head
What is that from
What is that from
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why did I just hear "no two people are not on fire" in my head
What is that from
What is that from
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Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Alfred Hitchcock's cure for fascism
REPORT: v good album
🚨NEW AESOP ROCK, FULL ALBUM, NOT A DRILL🚨
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
REPORT: v good album
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we're at a pumpkin patch and a kid dressed like the grim reaper just walked by a little old lady who went NO! PLEASE, I'M NOT READY! and I can't stop laughing
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
we're at a pumpkin patch and a kid dressed like the grim reaper just walked by a little old lady who went NO! PLEASE, I'M NOT READY! and I can't stop laughing
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Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
Just watched a Veritasium video about IQ testing, trying to estimate my IQ from my SAT scores, and was immediately shocked by the available data
(from 2017)
(from 2017)
October 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Just watched a Veritasium video about IQ testing, trying to estimate my IQ from my SAT scores, and was immediately shocked by the available data
(from 2017)
(from 2017)
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if someone is defending zip-tying babies and shooting priests with pepper balls, they aren't just doing mental gymnastics; they're doing the mental version of this
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
if someone is defending zip-tying babies and shooting priests with pepper balls, they aren't just doing mental gymnastics; they're doing the mental version of this
A motor vehicle is protected under the same laws as a permanent building (police need a warrant to enter or search a vehicle, breaking into a vehicle is a burglary, etc.) so I shouldn't have laughed at the guy with the window unit air conditioner installed in the sliding door of his minivan.
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A motor vehicle is protected under the same laws as a permanent building (police need a warrant to enter or search a vehicle, breaking into a vehicle is a burglary, etc.) so I shouldn't have laughed at the guy with the window unit air conditioner installed in the sliding door of his minivan.
w/o downloading anything new — where are you mentally?
October 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
w/o downloading anything new — where are you mentally?
lol is a punctuation mark
October 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
lol is a punctuation mark
Vidi, vici, veni.
October 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Vidi, vici, veni.
Our cash drawer was about $80 short of the expected amount when I closed tonight and I was worried that our new employee (who opened today) was stealing money. I spent four hours combing through various financial and shift reports before realizing that two transactions didn't register in the EODs.
October 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Our cash drawer was about $80 short of the expected amount when I closed tonight and I was worried that our new employee (who opened today) was stealing money. I spent four hours combing through various financial and shift reports before realizing that two transactions didn't register in the EODs.
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NEW: Trump the tyrant is on full display — but his acting out highlights how weak he is.
Trump got his Comey indictment Thursday and issued a memo directing "domestic terrorism" investigations. And yet, both provided more evidence that Trump is losing.
Tonight, at Law Dork:
Trump got his Comey indictment Thursday and issued a memo directing "domestic terrorism" investigations. And yet, both provided more evidence that Trump is losing.
Tonight, at Law Dork:
Trump the tyrant is on full display — but his acting out highlights how weak he is
Trump got his Comey indictment Thursday and issued a memo directing "domestic terrorism" investigations. And yet, both provided more evidence that Trump is losing.
www.lawdork.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
NEW: Trump the tyrant is on full display — but his acting out highlights how weak he is.
Trump got his Comey indictment Thursday and issued a memo directing "domestic terrorism" investigations. And yet, both provided more evidence that Trump is losing.
Tonight, at Law Dork:
Trump got his Comey indictment Thursday and issued a memo directing "domestic terrorism" investigations. And yet, both provided more evidence that Trump is losing.
Tonight, at Law Dork:
Babies should be, above all, dessicated
Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
September 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Babies should be, above all, dessicated
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I'm just saying, if I was one of these rich dorks getting pressured by Trump...
1. I would simply double down because fuck him.
2. I wouldn't keep my money because I'd be buying the means of production and giving factories to workers because why the fuck do I need to wait for a revolution?
1. I would simply double down because fuck him.
2. I wouldn't keep my money because I'd be buying the means of production and giving factories to workers because why the fuck do I need to wait for a revolution?
September 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm just saying, if I was one of these rich dorks getting pressured by Trump...
1. I would simply double down because fuck him.
2. I wouldn't keep my money because I'd be buying the means of production and giving factories to workers because why the fuck do I need to wait for a revolution?
1. I would simply double down because fuck him.
2. I wouldn't keep my money because I'd be buying the means of production and giving factories to workers because why the fuck do I need to wait for a revolution?
I liked the part in Beethoven where the sadistic vet got hit with every tranquilizer in his clinic at the same time
Judge Doom getting melted in a vat of his own goo was pretty fucking awesome
September 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I liked the part in Beethoven where the sadistic vet got hit with every tranquilizer in his clinic at the same time